Beer Pong GDT - 10/16 - Thought I'd check on you guys

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jimmydean: Aug 25, 2008

Obama Yo Mama posted:

also if you rack power i, then you are gay

This makes absolutely no loving sense as power i is clearly the best rack. If you can't shoot in a straight line theirs something wrong with you.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 22:55

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NattyBo: Sep 20, 2004; Football Team.

I've played on this table (or a replica of it). its p. boss

# ? Oct 16, 2008 22:57

EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Totally my homepage brahs

http://beirut-guide.com/

# ? Oct 16, 2008 22:57

Justin.: May 4, 2005

gently caress Beer Pong. I play only Dom Perignon Pong.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 22:58

manchego: Feb 16, 2007; MEANWHILE,

Some video from last fall�s AND1 Beer Pong crew.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 22:58

EnsGDT: Nov 9, 2004; ~boop boop beep motherfucker~

Justin. posted:

gently caress Beer Pong. I play only Dom Perignon Pong.

Dom Peringpong

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:00

WDIIA: Jan 14, 2006; K-I-N-G, The AU City Don
I know you heard about me
And this mission I'm on
But not a R-A-T,
I'm just tryin to live on
Not in a penitentiary
I'd rather be rollin chrome

I'm admittedly a middle-of-the-road player on the Auburn circuit, but when I spent a week at UVA I was destroying dudes left and right, proving once again that the ACC is the SEC's little bitch.

And there were guys watching who were drinking hard cider. Not cool bros

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:02

Dick Williams: Aug 25, 2005

WDIIA posted:

I'm admittedly a middle-of-the-road player on the Auburn circuit, but when I spent a week at UVA I was destroying dudes left and right, proving once again that the ACC is the SEC's little bitch.

And there were guys watching who were drinking hard cider. Not cool bros

i wish i wasn't stuck in division iii :smith:

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:04

Teemu Pokemon: Jun 19, 2004; To sign them is my real test

With full no movement clause

manchego posted:

Some video from last fall�s AND1 Beer Pong crew.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rD_a2-0X6H4 OOOOOOOOOHHHHHH

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:05

Weebly: May 6, 2007; General Chaos wants you!; College Slice

Do you think it's unethical if I were to use some drugs like Diazepam to steady my hand?

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:05

artard: Sep 11, 2001

can anyone give me some advice for doing a walk on tryout for a division I beer pong team? I know they are gonna be biased towards picking up the dudes who are huge and have a ton of beer pong experience in the past but what skills should I drill to get the best shot of being picked up on the roster for the 2nd string or practice squad?

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:05

Private Snowball: Jul 22, 2007; Ride the Snide

artard posted:

can anyone give me some advice for doing a walk on tryout for a division I beer pong team? I know they are gonna be biased towards picking up the dudes who are huge and have a ton of beer pong experience in the past but what skills should I drill to get the best shot of being picked up on the roster for the 2nd string or practice squad?

As a member of the Canadian national team I can say the best way to impressive a team is to brag about all the sex you get and constantly talk about how drunk you were last night. Remember to list everything you drank. Good luck bro.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:08

the yellow dart: Jul 19, 2004; King of rings, armlocks, hugs, and our hearts

WDIIA posted:

I'm admittedly a middle-of-the-road player on the Auburn circuit, but when I spent a week at UVA I was destroying dudes left and right, proving once again that the ACC is the SEC's little bitch.

And there were guys watching who were drinking hard cider. Not cool bros

You gotta visit JMU if you want to meet the real drinkers in Virginia man. UVA is full of sweater vests and tweed, inappropriate for those who indulge in pong.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:10

Dick Williams: Aug 25, 2005

i've started to throw people off by shooting underhand, rick barry style. you get the best arc ever but you look like a huge human being

post your best distractions mine is yelling really loudly and looking unattractive to every girl in the room

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:11

artard: Sep 11, 2001

Private Snowball posted:

As a member of the Canadian national team I can say the best way to impressive a team is to brag about all the sex you get and constantly talk about how drunk you were last night. Remember to list everything you drank. Good luck bro.

are they gonna do background checks to verify what I claim I drank? like say I had 4 or 5 natty lights, a couple PBRs and a few shots of jack, if I say that I had a 12 pack of natty a 6 pack of PBR and a 750 of jack are they gonna nail me on it?

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:11

uggy: Aug 6, 2006; Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you

artard posted:

can anyone give me some advice for doing a walk on tryout for a division I beer pong team? I know they are gonna be biased towards picking up the dudes who are huge and have a ton of beer pong experience in the past but what skills should I drill to get the best shot of being picked up on the roster for the 2nd string or practice squad?

They don't care about your skills at beer pong.

You need to be able to do 10 bench reps at 225 and run a sub 4.8.

If you are good enough athletically, they will take you on and teach you to play beerpong.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:12

MC Fruit Stripe: Nov 26, 2002; around and around we go

the yellow dart posted:

UVA is full of sweater vests and tweed, inappropriate for those who indulge in pong.

Can we be good at something? Please?

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:12

Bush Did Outer Heaven: Jan 18, 2005; The Sweetest Payne

Hey bros, looks like I'm late to the party, but don't worry, I was busy practicing my shot so I can impress all the ladies at the big party this weekend. Let me get my fellow goon bros opinions on redemption shots and overtime.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:12

uggy: Aug 6, 2006; Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you

MC Fruit Stripe posted:

Can we be good at something? Please?

Thomas Jefferson information? Maybe?

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:13

The broken bones: Jan 3, 2008; Out beyond winning and losing, there is a field.

I will meet you there.

manchego posted:

Some video from last fall�s AND1 Beer Pong crew.

P-I-T-T reprezent

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:13

artard: Sep 11, 2001

uggy posted:

They don't care about your skills at beer pong.

You need to be able to do 10 bench reps at 225 and run a sub 4.8.

If you are good enough athletically, they will take you on and teach you to play beerpong.

I just laughed out loud that someone got my reference, well done

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:13

Private Snowball: Jul 22, 2007; Ride the Snide

artard posted:

are they gonna do background checks to verify what I claim I drank? like say I had 4 or 5 natty lights, a couple PBRs and a few shots of jack, if I say that I had a 12 pack of natty a 6 pack of PBR and a 750 of jack are they gonna nail me on it?

Nah just keep the empties to back you up. Put em in your room to impress the ladies.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:14

Gendo: Feb 25, 2001; His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:15

uggy: Aug 6, 2006; Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you

Who plays beerpong with only 6 cups?

10 cups.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:17

Weebly: May 6, 2007; General Chaos wants you!; College Slice

uggy posted:

They don't care about your skills at beer pong.

You need to be able to do 10 bench reps at 225 and run a sub 4.8.

If you are good enough athletically, they will take you on and teach you to play beerpong.

Please you are so wrong. You can't just pick up any athletic bro off the street and get him to work. He needs heart and desire. Calm eyes help too

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:18

Prime Butt: May 15, 2005

has anyone played the baseball pong variant

i can draw some wikidiagrams if you want

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:18

Bush Did Outer Heaven: Jan 18, 2005; The Sweetest Payne

manchego posted:

Some video from last fall�s AND1 Beer Pong crew.

Those kids aint got nothin' on my behind-the-back shot. It's fuckin off the hook.

Edit: Oh poo poo Gendo, this poo poo's crazy.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:19

manchego: Feb 16, 2007; MEANWHILE,

gendo you make that brah?

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:19

Dick Williams: Aug 25, 2005

DONT STACK THE CUPS BRO WHAT THE gently caress

*doesn't wash ball*

*makes cups*

*high fives brah*

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:21

Gendo: Feb 25, 2001; His place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat.

manchego posted:

gendo you make that brah?

Hell yeah, broseph.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:21

uggy: Aug 6, 2006; Posting is SERIOUS BUSINESS
and I am completely joyless

Don't make me judge you

^^^She's a bad smurf

Weebly posted:

Please you are so wrong. You can't just pick up any athletic bro off the street and get him to work. He needs heart and desire. Calm eyes help too

No, skill is not real. You can mold an athlete as long as he benches a lot and runs fast.

Those two skills are key to beerpong goodness.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:22

Islam is the Lite Rock FM: Jul 27, 2007; by exmarx

I believe its called beirut and not beer pong.

There bros, I said it.

Oh and date rape any girl who touches you

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:23

Pumpkin McPastry: Mar 8, 2004; What else do I have to do to impress you people?

if you're really good you do the Scalene Rack. That's when you're kicking the poo poo out of some chumps and you're up a lot, and you have three cups left and havent racked yet. You ask them to rack them apart, so it's shittier to shoot at. like a scalene triangle, none touching. This uses both your racks.

# ? Oct 16, 2008 23:23