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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

Parallax Scroll posted:

how does that make sense

It doesn't make sense and CJacobs is a retard. If that was the question then every respondent would say they would borrow/sell something or be unable to pay it. It would be 100%, not 47% What the gently caress else could you do?

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CJacobs
Apr 17, 2011

Reach for the moon!

Parallax Scroll posted:

how does that make sense

VendaGoat posted:

So wait.

This hypothetical is prefaced by, "If you had no money, could you afford 400 dollars?"

I really doubt 47% of the people asked don't have any savings to speak of. It just seems exaggerated to me, and what I assume is that it was phrased to get rid of "I already have the money" as an answer. I wish we could read what the questions were phrased as specifically but I skimmed the article and didn't see it anywhere.

Chomp8645 posted:

It doesn't make sense and CJacobs is a retard. If that was the question then every respondent would say they would borrow/sell something or be unable to pay it. It would be 100%, not 47% What the gently caress else could you do?

I now realize the logical fallacy in the wording I chose in my post but I still really doubt that statistic isn't exaggerated.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
I wake up in cold sweats if my bank account ever drops below six figures.

including digits to the right of the decimal

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

CJacobs posted:

I really doubt 47% of the people asked don't have any savings to speak of. It just seems exaggerated to me, and what I assume is that it was phrased to get rid of "I already have the money" as an answer. I wish we could read what the questions were phrased as specifically but I skimmed the article and didn't see it anywhere.

How much are you worth, rich boy

A CISHET SHITLORD
Sep 10, 2014

LOURDE OF THE SHITS
Pillbug

CJacobs posted:

I really doubt 47% of the people asked don't have any savings to speak of. It just seems exaggerated to me, and what I assume is that it was phrased to get rid of "I already have the money" as an answer. I wish we could read what the questions were phrased as specifically but I skimmed the article and didn't see it anywhere.
.

I don't think you realize exactly how many people live paycheck to paycheck. Or maybe you don't understand what "paycheck to paycheck" actually means, rich boy.

Nut to Butt
Apr 13, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
To determine individuals’ preparedness for a smaller scale
financial disruption, respondents are also asked
how they would pay for a hypothetical emergency
expense that would cost $400. Just over half (53 percent)
report that they could fairly easily handle such
an expense, paying for it entirely using cash, money
currently in their checking/savings account, or on a
credit card that they would pay in full at their next
statement (referred to here as “cash or its functional
equivalent”). The remaining 47 percent indicate that
such an expense would be more challenging to
handle. Specifically, respondents indicate that they
simply could not cover the expense (14 percent);
would sell something (10 percent); or would rely on
one or more means of borrowing to pay for at least
part of the expense, including paying with a credit
card that they pay off over time (18 percent), borrowing
from friends or family (13 percent), or using a
payday loan (2 percent)....

...Respondents who indicate that they would pay the
$400 expense exclusively using resources other than
cash or its functional equivalent are also asked what
the largest expense is that they could cover using cash
on hand or money in their bank account. Thirtynine
percent of these respondents report that the
largest expense that they could cover using cash on
hand is under $100. A further 16 percent indicate
that they could only cover an expense between $100
and $200, and 22 percent could cover an expense
between $200 and $400. The remaining 22 percent
report that they could cover over a $400 expense—
suggesting that for this subset of respondents, paying
the $400 expense using other means reflects a preference
of payment methods rather than a necessity.

http://www.federalreserve.gov/econresdata/2014-report-economic-well-being-us-households-201505.pdf

meselfs
Sep 26, 2015

The body may die, but the soul is always rotten
It's so unfair, living in this day and age. It's not our fault, it's just life.

*Hops into giant, shiny, US made car*
*Checks iPhone (most recent model :)) for texts*
*Goes to work at Starbucks*

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

lol I got my iphone for "free" for signing up for a two year contract

who the hell thinks iphones are a luxury item

Dizz
Feb 14, 2010


L :dva: L
I have no money
I live paycheck to paycheck
I don't have a cellphone
This computer is ten years old

Snoop dogg 2020

revmoo
May 25, 2006

#basta

Professor Shark posted:

lol I got my iphone for "free" for signing up for a two year contract

who the hell thinks iphones are a luxury item

Look at this poor person with a cell contract.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

revmoo posted:

Look at this poor person Canadian with a cell contract.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Professor Shark posted:

lol I got my iphone for "free" for signing up for a two year contract

who the hell thinks iphones are a luxury item

Poors dont get offered contracts because they have lovely credit and probably wont pay

Raere
Dec 13, 2007

lol at the guy who wrote the piece. even though he's a writer he paid for private school for his kids and then paid for their expensive colleges too. at least he admits he's dumb

Creed Reunion Tour
Jul 3, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Grimey Drawer
If Bernie is elected into office he will give money to the poors, which means they either won't be careful in traffic or they will actually have possessions.

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

EugeneJ posted:

How much are you worth, rich boy

Around $5 million. I am still one of the poorest people in my cohort because i quit to go back to school because i hated my job snd all my coworkers

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Mange Mite posted:

Around $5 million. I am still one of the poorest people in my cohort because i quit to go back to school because i hated my job snd all my coworkers

What kind of milk do you drink?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Im trying to imagine a life where im both a multimillionaire and still post on sa forums ... hrmm

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth

thathonkey posted:

Im trying to imagine a life where im both a multimillionaire and still post on sa forums ... hrmm

Doesn't add up.


Maybe a trust fund child in Let's Play.

Abisteen
Sep 30, 2005

Oh my God what the fuck am I?

gently caress the ROW posted:

47%? So.. democrats?

hilariously, it turned out that the 47% were the republicans in 2012

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

thathonkey posted:

Im trying to imagine a life where im both a multimillionaire and still post on sa forums ... hrmm

It's ok, once you're a Billionaire, you're allowed to register again.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

thathonkey posted:

Im trying to imagine a life where im both a multimillionaire and still post on sa forums ... hrmm

I think I'd pop in every once in a while between crashing cars and helicopter racing

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
Id pop in to post a random shot of my condo or fat hate thrrad probably youre right

bar88537
Nov 8, 2004

Tectonis posted:

Pull out a receipt from an ATM and sat "Wow, I need to move money into my IRA, I can't believe I have XXXX sitting in checking."

Lol, you can only open an IRA if you make less than like 200k a year. That account's for the poor people too.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

This just in: rich people lack empathy and humanity, are only good for eating.

EngineerSean
Feb 9, 2004

by zen death robot

thathonkey posted:

Im trying to imagine a life where im both a multimillionaire and still post on sa forums ... hrmm

It's just something to do.

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

VendaGoat posted:

Hey ladies....

I just have WAAAAAAAAAAY too much money. If only I had a reason to spend it.

There are a lot of safe houses that could use that money to support women who are fleeing their abusive partners

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Trickle down harder. Or give me grew stuff. gently caress everyone!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Wendigee posted:

Trickle down harder. Or give me free stuff. gently caress everyone!

*free

Keep Autism Wired
Feb 22, 2009

Kristen Schaal Lub Club
Wealthiest nation in the history of the world

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Just suck some dick op jeez.

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

Pththya-lyi posted:

There are a lot of safe houses that could use that money to support women who are fleeing their abusive partners

Charity? What am I? A poor?!?!


BWAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHH!

Griz
May 21, 2001


Chomp8645 posted:

What the hell kind of weak rear end "emergency" is only going to cost $400 to solve anyway? Is this a joke? If anything that a regular human being would call an "emergency" occurs you are gonna need a lot more than four hundred god drat dollars. This only makes it even more hilarious tragic that such a figure is out of reach for so many.

when I had a $1500 car from Craigslist there was a whole bunch of stuff that broke and cost less than $400

oxygen sensor died and tripped the check engine light so it wouldn't pass inspection until that got fixed
power steering line rusted through and leaked all the fluid, that only cost $40 but it was loving terrible to drive when it was broken
muffler rusted through and fell off (this happened twice)
shithead neighbor kicked my tailpipe and broke the cat
exhaust leak made it incredibly loud and probably unable to pass inspection (this happened three times but one time it was somehow able to pass inspection anyway)
radiator hose clamp rusted through and puked out all the coolant and killed the thermostat

if you live in the south where they don't have road salt or mandatory annual inspections you can get away with most of this, but in NY it's either fix your poo poo or risk getting a really expensive ticket and having to fix it anyway.

Tomato Burger
Jun 18, 2007
The secret is granola.

objects in mirror posted:

Yea you can read this sprawling essay if you'd like but it says in the opening paragraph...

http://www.theatlantic.com/magazine/archive/2016/05/my-secret-shame/476415/


Bernie or Trump 2016

I'll cover you, OP.

ghlbtsk
Apr 19, 2005

these bath mats
are
GORGEOUS

objects in mirror posted:

47 percent of American consumers said that either they would cover the expense by borrowing or selling something, or they would not be able to come up with the $400 at all.

100% of American consumers are a pain in the hole

Sorryformybadjokes
Apr 21, 2004

I identify as a simian who pronounces the 'silent' letters in words.
Fallen Rib
here's a crazy idea

if ya don't like it

leave!

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

CJacobs posted:

I really doubt 47% of the people asked don't have any savings to speak of. It just seems exaggerated to me, and what I assume is that it was phrased to get rid of "I already have the money" as an answer. I wish we could read what the questions were phrased as specifically but I skimmed the article and didn't see it anywhere.


I now realize the logical fallacy in the wording I chose in my post but I still really doubt that statistic isn't exaggerated.

Nah you're just an idiot.

http://www.marketwatch.com/story/most-americans-have-less-than-1000-in-savings-2015-10-06
57% of Americans have less than 1000 in savings

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
lmao americans are poor pieces of trash *lights cigar with 100 dollar bill*

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

Abisteen posted:

hilariously, it turned out that the 47% were the republicans in 2012


This will never not be funny to me.

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Time_pants
Jun 25, 2012

Now sauntering to the ring, please welcome the lackadaisical style of the man who is always doing something...

VendaGoat posted:

Your bookie wants paid.

Must be pretty urgent if you don't even have time to type "to be."

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