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Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy

nerdz posted:

let's not forget about Drake's 800k sex dice watch. Gotta know the proper pickup lines to hit on those underaged rising stars

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Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm
https://twitter.com/redfacts/status/1219279540498894848?s=21

(further down the chain)


https://twitter.com/redfacts/status/1219279558450479107?s=21

Mister Mind has a new favorite as of 19:58 on Jan 20, 2020

Yoshi Wins
Jul 14, 2013

To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to stare directly at their junk at eye level

nerdz
Oct 12, 2004


Complex, statistically improbable things are by their nature more difficult to explain than simple, statistically probable things.
Grimey Drawer

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Roblo posted:

I love the smug watch "connoisseurs" in the comments calling people 'broke' (as if they could afford it) and saying people "don't understand movement" and are uneducated. The original tweet doesn't cover any of that. They just say it looks cheap and nasty.

I bet it's awful at keeping time, too. A lot of expensive watches are, Rolexes included. An affordable self winding mechanical might be the cheapest way to get a watch you never have to gently caress with, idk, but that's about the only legitimate purpose they serve at this point.

What a waste of a bid sapphire.

Cheap quartz movements are literally ten times more accurate than even very nice mechanical movements.

The tourbillion was originally an attempt to improve that, but at this point they're just masturbation and a way to (dramatically) increase the price. Including one basically requires making some part of the case transparent for the same reason no one makes discrete supercars. This watch takes that to it's logical conclusion, then shits the bed harder than I thought possible. I'm honestly impressed.

Blue Footed Booby has a new favorite as of 21:04 on Jan 20, 2020

Beelzebufo
Mar 5, 2015

Frog puns are toadally awesome


There's no goddamn way that was made with natural sapphire. It has to be a lab-grown block worth probably a few thousand. Most of that price-tag is just a stupid tax on people who see the word Sapphire and assume this must have been some rare gemstone. The largest blue sapphire ever found fits in the palm of you hand at it would have taken a stone at least that size to carve something like that watch case.

Beelzebufo has a new favorite as of 21:20 on Jan 20, 2020

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy
And you can get *sheets* of lab-grown sapphire. Smaller 6-inch cutoffs are even affordable by high-school lab and DIY enthusiast standards. Which is pretty drat affordable.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1219357716843507712?s=21

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://twitter.com/_flowerguardian/status/1219341847077752832?s=21

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬


:drat:

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/crookedroads770/status/1218781041831268352

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Too good for Twitter

Edit for content:

https://twitter.com/mugrimm/status/1219314471014936578?s=19

MizPiz has a new favorite as of 02:18 on Jan 21, 2020

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/KaylaAncrum/status/1219064971109203968

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/kenjennings/status/1219437682813591552?s=21

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/TochiTrueStory/status/1219416829032062977?s=20

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/brother_dag/status/1219020371430531072

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JVQSBm_dpTg

Huzzah!
Sep 15, 2007

Malnutrition is scarier than any beastie.
https://twitter.com/nobledemonsxo/status/1218802703146590208

TinTower
Apr 21, 2010

You don't have to 8e a good person to 8e a hero.
https://twitter.com/verysmallriver/status/1219323858148384773

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

https://twitter.com/mardi_oh/status/1219161989655580673

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

what the gently caress

Beartaco
Apr 10, 2007

by sebmojo
It saves on hot water if the stream reaches terminal velocity before hitting the tub.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.




https://twitter.com/nhallfreelance/status/1219022387166900225

https://twitter.com/nhallfreelance/status/1219286083009159173

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

1stGear posted:

what the gently caress

https://i.imgur.com/Ue30FDQ.mp4

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out
Biscuit Hider

1stGear posted:

what the gently caress

I’m guessing there was a shower there before a remodel and they didn’t want to redo the pipes.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

christmas boots posted:

I’m guessing there was a shower there before a remodel and they didn’t want to redo the pipes.

lol no

It’s a feature.

Orvin posted:

Nope, that’s intended. I stayed a couple nights at the Kohler resort & spa, right outside their factory in Wisconsin. I went to fill the tub, and it was an identical design with the water coming down from the ceiling. It just didn’t have the voyeur window to the world.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

If a parent raises a kid as cool as Tony Hawk, they need not worry about the job they did

(Unless he's trending for an extremely hosed up thing he did, then disregard, but I kinda doubt it)

https://mobile.twitter.com/tonyhawk/status/1213272921436803072

https://mobile.twitter.com/tedlieu/status/1218301644007333888

El Gallinero Gros has a new favorite as of 15:53 on Jan 21, 2020

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/GrahamStarr/status/1219306206541570051

morallyobjected
Nov 3, 2012
weren't there a bunch of tweets in this thread that called this a couple days ago?

NY Times endorses Klobuchar and Warren instead of one person

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/melmadara/status/1219645579623567362?s=21

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/kevinstewartgsy/status/1219207641311928326

This dude is getting absolutely roasted for this

https://twitter.com/TheHipsterRebbe/status/1219427430017982465

https://twitter.com/justinboldaji/status/1219664689510019072

"Hey, buddy"

zoux has a new favorite as of 18:01 on Jan 21, 2020

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

zoux posted:

This dude is getting absolutely roasted for this

Should save it for that meat, drat.

Phil Moscowitz
Feb 19, 2007

If blood be the price of admiralty,
Lord God, we ha' paid in full!
Something tells me that meat has roasted plenty already

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/mattbooshell/status/1219426585541009408

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

This looks like the label for a beer you'd get at an italian restaurant lol

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/hughknowit/status/1219578935459155971

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
https://twitter.com/edsbs/status/1219683593456431104?s=21









More in the imgur link in the tweet.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Phil Moscowitz posted:

Something tells me that meat has roasted plenty already

That meat is boiled, most probably in milk.

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

boeuf au lait is a Michaelmas treat only

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Inceltown posted:

That meat is boiled, most probably in milk.

He actually says in the thread that it's leftover roast beef from the day before, reheated.

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