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ekuNNN
Nov 27, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rx5uie36ID1r0uzl6.mp4

ekuNNN fucked around with this message at 20:06 on Jul 2, 2023

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

If you're hot-doggin' with your parachute you deserve everything that happens after IMHO.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
We all know the story of Icarus, who flew too close to the sun and melted his wings, only to be saved at the last minute by his backup wings.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)




the soundtrack is really :discourse:

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Hollismason posted:

If I were a rollercoaster designer I'd just leave the track unfinished and then put a big pond at the end of the track for people to fall into. I'd have people sign waivers. That way I'm legally in the clear.

Uhhhh....Schlitterbahn tried something like that years ago. The results were fatal. It's a Wikipedia link but it describes a gruesome fatal accident, be forewarned before you click.

Fat Loser
May 27, 2004

LanceHunter posted:

Smart move surfing the bike, because I imagine no amount of padding is gonna save you from some serious injury going over those bumps at speed.

It's not the bumps at those speeds that cause the worst injuries. It's more the fact that the pavement turns into a giant belt sander at those speeds.

But yeah, good on him for staying on the bike despite it not being upright.

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020





He's wearing race leathers. You can safely slide over the asphalt at 200km/h with at worst a few friction burns from the material heating up from friction. It's no big deal, there are some riders who literally make a 'Harumpfh!' gesture while still sliding, after a fall.

Those kerb bumps are much more dangerous to the rider. They can cause seams or zippers to rip open, and of course the impact can break bones. Not fun.

Humbug Scoolbus
Apr 25, 2008

The scarlet letter was her passport into regions where other women dared not tread. Shame, Despair, Solitude! These had been her teachers, stern and wild ones, and they had made her strong, but taught her much amiss.
Clapping Larry

I did that on my V65 when I hit some gravel at about seventy miles per hour on I-94 going past West Allis, Wisconsin. Tore up my right highway bar and ground up part of any right boot, but otherwise, I was fine.

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/JmpGauG.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/0ct71nl.mp4

Kith fucked around with this message at 22:35 on Jul 2, 2023

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/B0GVkaG.mp4

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



And that's why fiber is good for you, kids

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/ZCdHbOp.mp4

Kith
Sep 17, 2009

You never learn anything
by doing it right.


https://i.imgur.com/RXZb5yO.mp4

dudes rock

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
All this recent talk about pressure and diving has got my watching some spooky diving osha videos.
:stare:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIPMfHUIVvk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AaO6jQEmfoY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pz4p2RXUwHY

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008

St. Clair River Dive Under Freighter

Ah so those debris are a shipwreck and he's going to dive underneath part of it? I guess that's pretty risky...OH :stare:

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




I think it was somewhere ITT a long time ago that I read about the diver who accidentally filmed his own death and it just further confirms we shouldn’t be going into the water ever

Computer viking
May 30, 2011
Now with less breakage.

History Comes Inside! posted:

I think it was somewhere ITT a long time ago that I read about the diver who accidentally filmed his own death and it just further confirms we shouldn’t be going into the water ever

He's not the only one, either. I do not plan to see the movie about Dave.

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

That’s so cool. I want to be friends with them and play in their sandpit.

MisterOblivious
Mar 17, 2010

by sebmojo

DRINK ME posted:

That’s so cool. I want to be friends with them and play in their sandpit.

I love that you can tell it's probably a bunch of Germans even before you hit play.


Miniatur Wunderland is one of those places I wish I had the opportunity to visit. It's just so over the top!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYY3cN40gu0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXHU7-yNwJk

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!


So am I I wrong or is this not at all well supported internally for what they want to do?

Wistful of Dollars
Aug 25, 2009


the spice must flow

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



8one6 posted:

So am I I wrong or is this not at all well supported internally for what they want to do?

Yeah, seems like..... aesthetic use only.

I would not trust those to support any meaningful weight, like say 150 to 200 pound adult person

mds2
Apr 8, 2004


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CitizenKain posted:

Years ago, they changed something with how sparklers burn so they don't turn into a IED when wrapped in tape. Maybe there are some brands that still work the right way, but it was pretty disappointing that you couldn't turn a few bucks of sparklers into something that sets off car alarms.
That video is just a jet of fire, sparkler bombs were incredibly loud and made an impressive shockwave. It did get to the point where every store in town pulled electrical tape from shelves.

You are correct. There is a specific type a sparkler and you have to wrap them in a much different way than shown in the video. My friend and I made a bunch of them about 20 years ago and they would blow a tree stump out of the ground. The worst part is all those wires inside the sparklers fly in every direction at 3000mph. One of the stupidest things I’ve ever done.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


8one6 posted:

So am I I wrong or is this not at all well supported internally for what they want to do?

Isn't rebarred concrete really strong? They make overpasses and stuff out of it. (- me and the guys building those stairs)

But I'm pretty dumb and I don't really know how cantilevers work.

Asehujiko
Apr 6, 2011

Drone_Fragger posted:

If I was a rollercoaster designer I would simply double up on the supports, then if one breaks it can be left unbolted overnight and replaced at the end of the season.

Yes sure it will mean the coaster costs 25% more but the loss of revenue from having your main coaster out of service for 16 weeks seems like it would cost a lot more than that.
The supports are already redundant, that's why the train in the video still went around the track successfully. The reason it's being shut down immediately is because longer spans of unsupported track experience exponentially more wear and tear, which is something that's an order of magnitude more expensive to remedy than pouring a new footer and ordering a replacement support beam.

Fun fact: Coaster track flexes to dissipate forces so it's actually the lower half of the pillar that's in the wrong place when the train passes by it.

silentsnack
Mar 19, 2009

Donald John Trump (born June 14, 1946) is the 45th and current President of the United States. Before entering politics, he was a businessman and television personality.

Ror posted:

Isn't rebarred concrete really strong? They make overpasses and stuff out of it. (- me and the guys building those stairs)

But I'm pretty dumb and I don't really know how cantilevers work.

Yeah reinforced concrete is overkill stronk if used correctly. At small scales and in projects that run on cargo cult engineering logic, it's pretty easy to create a situation where the steel bits contribute no actual support and the concrete just cracks and collapses under its own weight.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The spiral stairs design and construction technique look questionable, but it’s a big hunk of reinforced (even if nonoptimally) concrete that’s going to be holding up itself and one adult human carrying groceries.

As long as it’s not cracked, it’s probably fine.

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

8one6 posted:

So am I I wrong or is this not at all well supported internally for what they want to do?

IMO that should be fine. Ignoring how the rebar is attached to the central column, the rebar in each step is more than strong enough for stairs. The moulding means each step is basically its own chunk of concrete & rebar, stacked on top of each other, with the central pillar rebar preventing the steps from falling off.

Cable Guy
Jul 18, 2005

I don't expect any trouble, but we'll be handing these out later...




Slippery Tilde

Slugworth posted:

Ok, before this becomes a page full of puns, could we just call it a wrap?
Gladly.

:australia:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Shooting Blanks posted:

Uhhhh....Schlitterbahn tried something like that years ago. The results were fatal. It's a Wikipedia link but it describes a gruesome fatal accident, be forewarned before you click.

drat, well I'll be honest that was my one idea

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

Shooting Blanks posted:

Uhhhh....Schlitterbahn tried something like that years ago. The results were fatal. It's a Wikipedia link but it describes a gruesome fatal accident, be forewarned before you click.

If I remember right, the designers weren't real engineers and didn't do any math for the forces involved, and just kinda did trial and error testing.

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
I've got a pretty great wrap-based non-repair going on down the road today





the experience of trying to call it in to the utility whose line it is has made me very glad I'm not one of their actual customers.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The power company doesn’t give a rat’s rear end about telecom poo poo.

Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

Duct Tape Engineer posted:

If I remember right, the designers weren't real engineers and didn't do any math for the forces involved, and just kinda did trial and error testing.


drat, Zipline crew got their big break?

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:

Platystemon posted:

The power company doesn’t give a rat’s rear end about telecom poo poo.

which is why I called the telecom whose line it was and not the power company

Yorkshire Pudding
Nov 24, 2006



Duct Tape Engineer posted:

If I remember right, the designers weren't real engineers and didn't do any math for the forces involved, and just kinda did trial and error testing.

Also, one of the victims was the child of a state legislator who voted to significantly reduce safety regulations, which is why the park was built on the Kansas side of KC. The day was a special “thanks, republicans, for removing these ponderous regulations! Have some free tickets on us” type thing.

(No one involved was ever charged because the case was dropped due to “prosecutorial misconduct)

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Duct Tape Engineer posted:

If I remember right, the designers weren't real engineers and didn't do any math for the forces involved, and just kinda did trial and error testing.

What's worse is they ignored the results of trial and error testing (wherein rafts kept flying off the ride), and the safety consultant who said "No, this poo poo is too dangerous, don't do it. It needs to be redesigned from the ground up."

DRINK ME
Jul 31, 2006
i cant fix avs like this because idk the bbcode - HTML IS BS MAN

MisterOblivious posted:

I love that you can tell it's probably a bunch of Germans even before you hit play.


Miniatur Wunderland is one of those places I wish I had the opportunity to visit. It's just so over the top!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYY3cN40gu0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXHU7-yNwJk

That is incredible. If I ever make it Germany I am there

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Javid posted:

I've got a pretty great wrap-based non-repair going on down the road today





the experience of trying to call it in to the utility whose line it is has made me very glad I'm not one of their actual customers.

I haven't seen .jpg artifacts like that since looking at porn on dialup.

edit: I think my GPU is making GBS threads the bed actually...

sigher fucked around with this message at 09:10 on Jul 3, 2023

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

ERM... Actually I have stellar scores on the surveys, and every year students tell me that my classes are the best ones they’ve ever taken.

Duct Tape Engineer posted:

If I remember right, the designers weren't real engineers and didn't do any math for the forces involved, and just kinda did trial and error testing.

Yorkshire Pudding posted:

Also, one of the victims was the child of a state legislator who voted to significantly reduce safety regulations, which is why the park was built on the Kansas side of KC. The day was a special “thanks, republicans, for removing these ponderous regulations! Have some free tickets on us” type thing.

(No one involved was ever charged because the case was dropped due to “prosecutorial misconduct)

Shooting Blanks posted:

What's worse is they ignored the results of trial and error testing (wherein rafts kept flying off the ride), and the safety consultant who said "No, this poo poo is too dangerous, don't do it. It needs to be redesigned from the ground up."

the ride was lethally dangerous and decapitated a child, but it also led to the ride designer making the immortal statement "obviously things do fall faster than newton said," so, it;s impossible to say if its bad or not,

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