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Garrand
Dec 28, 2012

Rhino, you did this to me!

Does teleporting with the ball count as traveling?

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bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Detective Thompson
Nov 9, 2007

Sammy Davis Jr. Jr. is also in repose.
Oh no, not the GARLIC BREAD factory!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



:byodood: GARLIC BREAD

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
From http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42161549

New York truck attack: Sayfullo Saipov pleads not guilty


quote:

He appeared in court wearing a dark blue prison uniform with his feet chained.
A court-appointed lawyer spoke on his behalf and entered a plea of not guilty.
He was shot by a police officer immediately after the attack and arrested.

Man, I'm not sure that entering a plea of not guilty should be considered an attack, much less à reason to get shot.

bloom
Feb 25, 2017

by sebmojo
https://twitter.com/Bmac0507/status/935660351000944640

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




Edited Vice article

china bot
Sep 7, 2014

you listen HERE pal
SAY GOODBYE TO TELEPHONE SEX
Plaster Town Cop
Naked tag game inside gas chamber was filmed at real Nazi death camp where 65,000 people were murdered

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Woah, woah, that's a bit of a harsh reprisal for a naked tag game!

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?

quote:

WARNING: NUDITY Research has revealed footage from a gas chamber was filmed at the Stutthof concentration camp after experts studied a royal visit by Kate Middleton

BRB, switching my PhD field.

That whole sentence is crazy.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
Police: Man responsible for massive Albany-area fire was trying to forge sword in a barrel

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i can follow that

raise your hand if you've tried to forge a sword

Intoluene
Jul 6, 2011

Activating self-destruct sequence!
Fun Shoe

Powaqoatse posted:

i can follow that

raise your hand if you've tried to forge a sword

I mean I've wanted to but can't say I have.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



i count the time i put a butter knife in a camp fire so whatever you did is ok too

repeating
Nov 14, 2005
We used to burn pop cans in the fire in Boy Scouts

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



I've melted plastic flatware with a lighter

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
I melted ice on a radiator once.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



shame on you all

Scathach
Apr 4, 2011

You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.


We took like twenty or so glass bottles from a party and melted them into a giant ball in a bonfire over the course of about eight hours.

Not a sword but still had some sharp bits.

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO
its.., its its

THE YOSPOS PAGE. ALL HAIL THE 219. YOSPOS BITHC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

du -hast posted:

its.., its its

THE YOSPOS PAGE. ALL HAIL THE 219. YOSPOS BITHC!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

idgi

du -hast
Mar 12, 2003

BEHEAD THOSE WHO INSULT GENTOO

https://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=219

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

Oh.

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
Wait, when did yospos come back?

AMISH FRIED PIES
Mar 6, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Volcott posted:

Wait, when did yospos come back?

yospos was never gone :iiam:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



funy computer

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Volcott posted:

Wait, when did yospos come back?

Where is it supposed to have gone?

WrenP-Complete
Jul 27, 2012

YOSPOS, birb.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm

"Ain't no rule says a Goro can't play basketball!"

Zemyla
Aug 6, 2008

I'll take her off your hands. Pleasure doing business with you!

I'm always super-disappointed when those stories turn out to be fake.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Goddamnit Beyonce

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth


(supposedly from 1935)

The Kins
Oct 2, 2004

Solice Kirsk posted:

I would play a Mortal Kombat/NBA Jam hybrid game sooooo much.

Marcade posted:

Nah, Scorpion would be way too OP.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dOyLDk4y4w

The NBA made them remove it. :(

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/TIME/status/937131826459660288

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
I seriously doubt that, the possum would be dead... He probably shared the bottle and gave his new friend a few nips at most.

trapped mouse
May 25, 2008

by Azathoth
Well the article says that the possum broke the bottle and then just licked some of it up, which is definitely not the same as drinking the whole bottle.

Always good to make the headline of your article the least true part. I mean, I know that's the point of clickbait, but still.

doverhog
May 31, 2013

Defender of democracy and human rights 🇺🇦
Actually following the link and reporting back, doing godly work. :3:

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Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
The Onion has reached a new level of ridiculousness.

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