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SirPhoebos posted:Atlantic Rim got me thinking who was the worst "protagonist" to be featured on MST3K. how many planets did mike blow up
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Raskolnikov38 posted:how many planets did mike blow up AND he wrecked the Hubble telescope
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Don't forget the guerilla war between the nanites and the eyebrow mites that Mike allowed to happen on his watch (and face) 
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Don't forget the guerilla war between the nanites and the eyebrow mites that Mike allowed to happen on his watch (and face) Also the time his entry coin crushed a nanite circus devastating a small child Mike is the series’ real monster
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Mike is my favourite and a sweetheart but he's also a walking catastrophe and cannot be contained. Shooting him into space where he could roam the universe was Clayton Forrester's most monstrous crime.
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Chokes McGee posted:AND he wrecked the Hubble telescope 
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https://twitter.com/MST3K/status/1070095842114060289
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The way the Hubble just drops is one of the funniest things MST3K ever did.
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Foppish Yet Dashing posted:This McDonald’s scene is changing my life. it's not even the full scene man. you are seeing through a glass darkly and you're probably better for it
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Sydney Bottocks posted:Don't forget the guerilla war between the nanites and the eyebrow mites that Mike allowed to happen on his watch (and face) Also he let the poor Nanites' Union suffer mightily. They had a bigger job - maybe you've heard of it - called 'building the dignity of the worker.'
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it were during the union summer the prairie fires started. some said they caved that mine in on purpose but i couldn't hardly believe it. ma told me just to mind myself...
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REMEMBER JODIE!
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tankadillo posted:
Joe Damato made so much loving porn so it makes sense.
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Davros1 posted:The way the Hubble just drops is one of the funniest things MST3K ever did. The orange flash of it burning through the atmosphere in the window shot is just the cherry on top  .MI-KE BROKE THE HUB-BLE! MI-KE BROKE THE HUB-BLE!
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SirPhoebos posted:Atlantic Rim got me thinking who was the worst "protagonist" to be featured on MST3K. I guess not the worst in terms of evil committed, but motherfucking Mitchell.
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The Brain that Wouldn't Die guy is PRETTY awful
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tankadillo posted:I guess not the worst in terms of evil committed, but motherfucking Mitchell. sheriff geronimo from final justice
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Neddy Seagoon posted:The orange flash of it burning through the atmosphere in the window shot is just the cherry on top Also his muted protests of “how could that even happen” immediately afterwards
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Dec 5, 2018 02:49
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"time to join tindr senior" and "nipple situation unknown" are two great riffs during The Day Time Ended. I hope everyone agrees.
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Dec 5, 2018 02:57
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The I Accuse My Parents guy flails through life with lies and mob ties.
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Chokes McGee posted:Also his muted protests of “how could that even happen” immediately afterwards Oh and of course; The maniplator arms themselves. "MANOS".
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Wait a second, why were there two moons above the domed city at the end of The Day Time Ended?
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Raskolnikov38 posted:how many planets did mike blow up I kinda miss how much they played around with the host segments during the Sci-Fi Channel Era, going to different planets and different time periods. It was fun to change things up every few episodes.
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Olanphonia posted:Wait a second, why were there two moons above the domed city at the end of The Day Time Ended? The one logical inconsistency in an otherwise brilliantly constructed plot
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Mantis42 posted:The one logical inconsistency in an otherwise brilliantly constructed plot I don't know why that detail jumped out at me. Maybe because there were no riffs about it but jesus christ in an otherwise entirely incomprehensible movie that somehow stood iut
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Dec 5, 2018 03:45
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Olanphonia posted:Wait a second, why were there two moons above the domed city at the end of The Day Time Ended? To show that they were now on another planet. The weird dimension storm moved them through both time and space.
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:To show that they were now on another planet. The weird dimension storm moved them through both time and space. I'll accept this despite there being no textual explanation at all, afaik.
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Maybe the future people are so advanced they built a second moon. Or it's where the green pyramid is from. Or it's where the little elf lives? I dunno let's throw some more concepts at it!
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Dec 5, 2018 04:36
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HOW COULD THEY NOT DO GETEVEN
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The worst protagonist is Mitchell. Think about it, he's a cop with an appetite... For justice... Whoops. No. Sorry. Forget that part about justice.
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I've always kind of respected The Screaming Skull for having a legitimate plot twist, where we find out the protagonist actually isn't.
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Cemetry Gator posted:The worst protagonist is Mitchell. "What do you have to drink?" "Beer and vodka." Powered Descent posted:I've always kind of respected The Screaming Skull for having a legitimate plot twist, where we find out the protagonist actually isn't. I believe it was a legit criticism of Servo's when he said it was 'two servings of suspense stretched out to feed seven.' They do make the stab at suspense, hampered by the female lead and now I can only hear Mickey's line delivery like Snagglepuss thanks to one of Mike's jokes.
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Dawgstar posted:I believe it was a legit criticism of Servo's when he said it was 'two servings of suspense stretched out to feed seven.' They do make the stab at suspense, hampered by the female lead and now I can only hear Mickey's line delivery like Snagglepuss thanks to one of Mike's jokes. It was one of those movies that had the seed of a good movie somewhere in it, but just couldn’t get it together. Like, they just tried to string a bunch of scary events together, then sprung the twist and the real ghost on you. But the preceding stuff was like, stuff the husband couldn’t have done, so was the ghost trying to scare her away before she got killed, or did the husband hire a squirrel to carry the skull around? It really needed a bit more of something. Like, some of the scary stuff being something a human could have set up (and make the audience assume it was Mickey, which seemed to be the intent), but then have actual weird stuff happening that also catches the husband by surprise. Though I’m also of the opinion that Puma Man could have been a decent movie had they gone either full comedy or full serious and not... whatever it was they did. So my judgement may be way off.
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Dawgstar posted:The I Accuse My Parents guy flails through life with lies and mob ties. Thank God I'm white!
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I’m watching The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t because it’s December, and I forgot how weird and dirty this movie’s aesthetic and general vibe was.
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Roach Warehouse posted:I’m watching The Christmas That Almost Wasn’t because it’s December, and I forgot how weird and dirty this movie’s aesthetic and general vibe was. That the villain exists due to clerical error is one of the most realistic things ever seen in a Christmas movie. Prune was a nobody orphan who was denied gifts by a magic being so he devoted his life to destroying that being not physically, but spiritually.
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Liberal Idiot posted:They knew people liked E.T., they just couldn't figure out why. "It's because he's leathery and nude, right?"
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Dec 5, 2018 16:13
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sometimes i'll just catch myself singing 'lea-ther coat..." to myself over and over again
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I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing...
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Liberal Idiot posted:I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing whenever I sing... This, but in Joel's Gila Monster voice.
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