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Son of Thunderbeast: Sep 21, 2002

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I'm actually a gangsta rapper so jesus and I are cool.

Would you say Jesus Christ is your

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

(cursed video)

# ? Dec 13, 2018 18:30

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# ? May 23, 2024 22:48

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

# ? Dec 13, 2018 18:42

Lodin: Jul 31, 2003; by Fluffdaddy

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Would you say Jesus Christ is your

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

(cursed video)

For fucks sake.

# ? Dec 13, 2018 19:32

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Sound on is a must for this first one.

https://i.imgur.com/LWpG4wn.mp4

https://i.imgur.com/HlRafaz.mp4

# ? Dec 13, 2018 20:18

Solar Tornado: Aug 9, 2016; A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

seeing animals shiver is cursed

# ? Dec 13, 2018 20:39

Chef Bourgeoisie: Oct 9, 2016; by Reene

Put the bear in your coat! Share that body warmth! :argh:

https://twitter.com/clawdiathecat/status/1073299359129845761

# ? Dec 13, 2018 20:44

Blackula Vs. Tarantula: Jul 6, 2005; 😤I am NOT Captain_Redbeard🧔

Solar Tornado posted:

Why is it specifically "Jews who disobey Jesus" while "Muslim" is used in general? They have Jesus as one of their prophets in the Qur'an. If anything they are closer to Jesus than the Jewish were.

This is obviously a parody I dont know why I'm getting so worked up. I'm going to be filed under "m----bator" now.

They're cool with jews as long as those jews are christians https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messianic_Judaism

# ? Dec 13, 2018 21:02

ChubbyChecker: Mar 25, 2018

ekuNNN posted:

# ? Dec 13, 2018 21:44

SulfurMonoxideCute: Feb 9, 2008; I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

I'm a female enabler and drat proud of it

# ? Dec 13, 2018 22:30

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

https://twitter.com/StLouisBlues/status/1073300044487389184?s=19

# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:19

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Solar Tornado posted:

seeing animals shiver is cursed

But if animals are shivering then global warming can't be real. It's blessed.

# ? Dec 13, 2018 23:51

Code Jockey: Jan 24, 2006; 69420 basic bytes free

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Would you say Jesus Christ is your

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

(cursed video)

I did not expect, the, uh, twist and I am now laughing so hard I'm crying in my office and people are looking at me weird

# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:03

jobson groeth: May 17, 2018; by FactsAreUseless

Code Jockey posted:

I did not expect, the, uh, twist and I am now laughing so hard I'm crying in my office and people are looking at me weird

Word up

# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:11

uber_stoat: Jan 21, 2001; Pillbug

Code Jockey posted:

I did not expect, the, uh, twist and I am now laughing so hard I'm crying in my office and people are looking at me weird

it's like I'm sitting in traffic and I can see ahead of time that there is about to be a car crash and there's nothing I can do but watch as the catastrophe unfolds.

my dude says the word "bigger" and I'm like ooooooh noooooooooo...

# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:42

voiceless anal fricative: May 6, 2007

Oscar Wild posted:

https://twitter.com/StLouisBlues/status/1073300044487389184?s=19

Aren't those paws are going to get all blistered from doing that?

# ? Dec 14, 2018 00:43

HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

# ? Dec 14, 2018 01:20

boar guy: Jan 25, 2007

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Would you say Jesus Christ is your

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

(cursed video)

oh god he said it

# ? Dec 14, 2018 01:27

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Code Jockey posted:

I did not expect, the, uh, twist and I am now laughing so hard I'm crying in my office and people are looking at me weird

Also, the other twist is that it's from a Church of Christ. They're not suppose to be using instruments! Haha, I kid... it's the racism.

# ? Dec 14, 2018 02:39

Papa Emeritus III: Jul 7, 2017; [A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

_{_{Deal with it.}}

Code Jockey posted:

I did not expect, the, uh, twist and I am now laughing so hard I'm crying in my office and people are looking at me weird

Same. I knew it would be a stale old white person rap with an 80s flow but... holy poo poo. Who thought this was a good idea for their church?

# ? Dec 14, 2018 06:46

Roundup Ready: Mar 10, 2004; ACCIDENTAL SHIT POSTER

When main dude n bombed I laughed. When his wife did it I lost it.

Also pop a cap on your butt with his love or whatever the line was. :blastu:

# ? Dec 14, 2018 07:18

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

https://i.imgur.com/HSeaiio.mp4

# ? Dec 14, 2018 11:47

DrPossum: May 15, 2004; i am not a surgeon

bring back old gbs posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HSeaiio.mp4

Using miniturization rays on jraffs is indeed blessed.

# ? Dec 14, 2018 13:13

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

DrPossum posted:

Using miniturization rays on jraffs is indeed blessed.

Opulence. We has it.

# ? Dec 14, 2018 13:15

oh dope: Nov 2, 2006; No guilt, it feeds in plain sight

bring back old gbs posted:

https://i.imgur.com/HSeaiio.mp4

These goofy looking fucks don't get enough credit for being truly graceful creatures.

My two year old calls them "jerfs"

# ? Dec 14, 2018 13:26

Zzulu: May 15, 2009; (â°ËvËâ°)

yall realize the rappin for jesus video is a fake vid right

"A website for the church that supposedly created the song was created in 2013 (when the video was uploaded), despite the church being purportedly shut down in 2004.There are no online records of Jim Colerick. The video also uses the term swag in its lyrics to mean "stylish"; however, this is anachronistic because this meaning did not appear until after 2010, well after the time this video was supposedly made"

Sorry for raining on that particular parade, but not all old people are morons

[edit] sorry didnt realize the R-WORD was a no-no word in america these days

Zzulu fucked around with this message at 13:35 on Dec 14, 2018

# ? Dec 14, 2018 13:30

bring back old gbs: Feb 28, 2007; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Zzulu posted:

yall realize the rappin for jesus video is a fake vid right

"A website for the church that supposedly created the song was created in 2013 (when the video was uploaded), despite the church being purportedly shut down in 2004.There are no online records of Jim Colerick. The video also uses the term swag in its lyrics to mean "stylish"; however, this is anachronistic because this meaning did not appear until after 2010, well after the time this video was supposedly made"

Sorry for raining on that particular parade, but not all old people are morons

[edit] sorry didnt realize the R-WORD was a no-no word in america these days

yeah its very obviously fake without even doing the least bit of research but the humor comes from hearing an old white man trying to rhyme things then saying the word "bigger" and your head already connecting the dots then OHH DANG THERE IT IS

also the wife parts were too on the nose

# ? Dec 14, 2018 14:13

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

Zzulu posted:

yall realize the rappin for jesus video is a fake vid right

Clearly obvious for many reasons but I'm still trying to convince myself that it's real to not ruin the magic.

# ? Dec 14, 2018 15:41

Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

Zzulu posted:

yall realize the rappin for jesus video is a fake vid right

"A website for the church that supposedly created the song was created in 2013 (when the video was uploaded), despite the church being purportedly shut down in 2004.There are no online records of Jim Colerick. The video also uses the term swag in its lyrics to mean "stylish"; however, this is anachronistic because this meaning did not appear until after 2010, well after the time this video was supposedly made"

Sorry for raining on that particular parade, but not all old people are morons

[edit] sorry didnt realize the R-WORD was a no-no word in america these days

drat, you're clever.

# ? Dec 14, 2018 15:49

Cessna: Feb 20, 2013; KHABAHBLOOOM

Captain Hygiene posted:

A tie between "Cow worshipper" and "Brats", based on my food preferences

Oh, COW Worshipers.

I thought it said "Gew Worshipers" and was trying to figure out what that meant.

# ? Dec 14, 2018 15:53

LawfulWaffle: Mar 11, 2014; Well, that aligns with the vibes I was getting. Which was, like, "normal" kinda vibes.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Would you say Jesus Christ is your

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kppx4bzfAaE

(cursed video)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7-NOZU2iPA8

# ? Dec 14, 2018 16:05

Last Chance: Dec 31, 2004

Zzulu posted:

yall realize the rappin for jesus video is a fake vid right

"A website for the church that supposedly created the song was created in 2013 (when the video was uploaded), despite the church being purportedly shut down in 2004.There are no online records of Jim Colerick. The video also uses the term swag in its lyrics to mean "stylish"; however, this is anachronistic because this meaning did not appear until after 2010, well after the time this video was supposedly made"

Sorry for raining on that particular parade, but not all old people are morons

[edit] sorry didnt realize the R-WORD was a no-no word in america these days

lmao are you for real?

# ? Dec 14, 2018 16:11