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Property Brothers: The Dead Files. The crossover that will re-define television.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 10:33 |
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I'm sure in reality it was just a dingy creepy house and the stuff about the little locked door etc was just added in to make it ~super spookier~, but my main problem with it is: why do people insist on using twitter to tell stories like that, and needing a reaction gif for pretty much everything. It seems like it would be more at home on tumblr.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 11:04 |
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Reaction gifs are like laugh tracks, they prompt people on how to respond.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 11:19 |
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Fathis Munk posted:Yeah I didn't know white women liked to buy cursed houses and black man had a cursed house detector. I recall Eddie Murphy doing a stand up about how white people in haunted house movies always seem to stick around as things get worse as opposed to just bolting straight out of the door the first time you turn on the shower and blood comes out instead of water.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 12:36 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:32 |
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stdh: my eyes not glazing over trying to keep up with that giant run-on sentence
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:45 |
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shit_that_didnt_happen.txt: I sugar from time to time
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:55 |
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Katt posted:I recall Eddie Murphy doing a stand up about how white people in haunted house movies always seem to stick around as things get worse as opposed to just bolting straight out of the door the first time you turn on the shower and blood comes out instead of water. When people bolt out the front door the first time blood comes out of the shower head there usually isn't a movie.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 13:58 |
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quote:If you are playing the dating game, chances are you will have a date from hell. It's just part of dating jungle out there. You're going to meet some pretty strange and weird women.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:37 |
Wait, what does the dog have to do with it? And how did a dog dehydrate to death in a few hours? Is he living on the sun?
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:52 |
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More death and drama. (Not that it actually happened...)
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 14:53 |
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What the poo poo, poor dog. Also what kinda antidepressant actually knocks you our.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:25 |
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[Brings up topic] Now while we're randomly on this topic,
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:25 |
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Haha she was crying and trying to save my dog, what a bimbo.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:27 |
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For that matter, what does her flirting with other guys have to do with the story? It'd be just as bad if she was a suicidal pillhead drunk with no impulse control and a fine booty.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:30 |
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Mouth to mouth resuscitation for a dog, can you imagine? http://www.peteducation.com/article.cfm?c=2+1677&aid=1604 Yeah, and so can a lot of other people who aren't incredibly sociopathic about the death of their pets.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:32 |
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When you get big into the dating scene like I am, you meet a ton of weirdos. Like this one chick I met who was suicially depressed! What a nut!
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:37 |
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My alcoholic aunt did that to her dog once where she just left it outside in the 95+ degree sun all day with no way for him to get back inside because she was passed out drunk at noon. If you know it's going to be really hot don't leave your dog trapped outside moron. Anyway yeah the whole thing seems like a bunch of unrelated stories trying to portray her as some crazy bitch but he just comes off sounding like an rear end in a top hat.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:38 |
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This is, no poo poo, the guy who wrote that dating story:
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:45 |
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Yeah I too take girls on dates who want rides in my Corvette as I immediately can tell upon their asking that they are date material. Also when someone has taken a bunch of my pills and has a near-drowning experience, who needs hospitals, I always just take them to their place to sleep it off because if they die I can't be held responsible for such an inconvenience.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:56 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:This is, no poo poo, the guy who wrote that dating story: nice overalls, mario
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 16:58 |
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This trend of taking screenshots of Tumblr conversations & posting them on other social media platforms needs to die soon.TheMostFrench posted:Reaction gifs are like laugh tracks, they prompt people on how to respond.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 17:07 |
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YeahTubaMike posted:Tumblr needs to die soon. ftfy
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 17:39 |
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Katt posted:I recall Eddie Murphy doing a stand up about how white people in haunted house movies always seem to stick around as things get worse as opposed to just bolting straight out of the door the first time you turn on the shower and blood comes out instead of water. "white people do dumb poo poo in horror movies" has been a cliche for a long time; I don't even remember where I originally heard the "black dude dies first despite being the only one with sense" cliche but that's a thing too. obviously the white people have to do dumb poo poo for the movie to happen, but the black dude being the one to go "y'all, this is loving stupid" and then dying horribly has to be intentional.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 18:59 |
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fish and chips and dip posted:This is, no poo poo, the guy who wrote that dating story: The inimitable Seanbaby gives an overview of this guy's PUA writings and just how weird and terrible he is. The article includes a summary of the dog story. quote:That was quite an adventure, right? It's obviously -- OBVIOUSLY -- not true, but all good lies have elements of truth in them. So, Houston police, there's a really good chance Don is describing the time he killed his dog, drugged a woman, and threw her body in a lake. The only part of the story I 100 percent believe is that Don couldn't get laid even with the world's sluttiest girl over the course of eight location changes.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 20:03 |
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without corrective lenses i can't recognize people i grew up with in a photograph right in front of my loving face but i just like to go places without my glasses to up the suspense for the obvious twists in my stories
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 22:16 |
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sweeperbravo posted:without corrective lenses i can't recognize people i grew up with in a photograph right in front of my loving face but i just like to go places without my glasses to up the suspense for the obvious twists in my stories Isn't this just the lesbianized version of that radio call in show thing? Radio hosts call up a dude on a woman's behalf to ask if he'll go out with her again and he admits on air that he just banged her because her son bullied him in highschool or whatever. Also with a few mentions about just how good a lay he was
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 22:31 |
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 22:54 |
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I called the cops for a ride home once because I came out of a blackout from drinking way too much at like 4 in the morning in a really bad part of town and had already gotten mugged. The cops didn't hit on me though, they accused me of trying to buy drugs or hookers and patted me down and spent half an hour telling me how much of a dumbass I am before driving me home and telling me they better never see me in that part of town again.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 23:00 |
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That last one has to be taking the piss.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 23:00 |
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Agreed, the cop would have just shot him.
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# ? Feb 23, 2018 23:02 |
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Katt posted:I recall Eddie Murphy doing a stand up about how white people in haunted house movies always seem to stick around as things get worse as opposed to just bolting straight out of the door the first time you turn on the shower and blood comes out instead of water. And then, years later, he starred in The Haunted Mansion and did the exact same thing.
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 01:25 |
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TheKennedys posted:"white people do dumb poo poo in horror movies" has been a cliche for a long time; I don't even remember where I originally heard the "black dude dies first despite being the only one with sense" cliche but that's a thing too. obviously the white people have to do dumb poo poo for the movie to happen, but the black dude being the one to go "y'all, this is loving stupid" and then dying horribly has to be intentional. That's why "Deep Blue Sea" Surprised me because the black guy just keeps surviving all the craziest stuff. It's like the director is just yanking your chain the whole time with the certain death scenarios. Then at the end you have the white guy, white girl and the black guy. I was 100% sure that the black guy was going to end up sacrificing himself to save the others. Jurgan posted:And then, years later, he starred in The Haunted Mansion and did the exact same thing. I know this isn't true because Eddie Murphy died in the mid 90s and went home to his planet and I won't hear anything else on the topic
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 15:53 |
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Katt posted:That's why "Deep Blue Sea" Surprised me because the black guy just keeps surviving all the craziest stuff. It's like the director is just yanking your chain the whole time with the certain death scenarios. As I understand it LL Cool J has a "no movie deaths" clause in his contract.
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 16:15 |
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Katt posted:That's why "Deep Blue Sea" Surprised me because the black guy just keeps surviving all the craziest stuff. It's like the director is just yanking your chain the whole time with the certain death scenarios. That was LL Cool J, who also survived Halloween H20. Then again, he was accidentally shot in that one.
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 16:19 |
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Katt posted:That's why "Deep Blue Sea" Surprised me because the black guy just keeps surviving all the craziest stuff. It's like the director is just yanking your chain the whole time with the certain death scenarios.
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 18:27 |
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Katt posted:That's why "Deep Blue Sea" Surprised me because the black guy just keeps surviving all the craziest stuff. It's like the director is just yanking your chain the whole time with the certain death scenarios. I remember catching the end of some horror movie where there the main guy and girl are in a boat with another couple, all surrounded by sharks. You know only two are getting out of it... And it's the two guys. Very unexpected
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# ? Feb 24, 2018 19:33 |
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Me: “Shiro Kishi.” *literally, ‘White Knight’* Teacher: “Oh? That’s… an interesting name. Sounds a bit like someone from My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic, does it not?” This part always drives me insane whenever this story gets posted because no, it drat well does not.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 00:06 |
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Rahonavis posted:Me: “Shiro Kishi.” *literally, ‘White Knight’* Same. Nobody on that show is named anything like that as far as I know. It's such a forced way to shoehorn in the brony stuff. They could have at least picked a name like plibright markle or something, at least that would sound similar. Also if a "white knight" was introduced to a "black night" the appropriate response would be along the lines of "die infidel", not "let's gently caress".
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 00:14 |
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yeah I eat rear end posted:Also if a "white knight" was introduced to a "black night" the appropriate response would be along the lines of "die infidel", not "let's gently caress". It's not the 1950s, interracial marriage is okay now.
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# ? Feb 28, 2018 00:22 |