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Sunswipe posted:"Uh, Mr Roberts? My vaccuum cleaner's full and the guy who trained me never explained how to empty it before he ran screaming from the building." lol!
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Scruffpuff posted:It would also be awesome, and totally in line with the history of the project. Really, all theories that end in CIG failing are valid, when you get right down to it. New Title: Star Citizen - Schroedinger's Failure, Failing in All the Ways at the Same Time Or: Star Citizen - A Superposition of All Failures
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:51 |
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It's been said before but it bears repeating this thread seems to be the only thing that has involved CIG in some way and not gone down in a trail of smokey ruin.
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TheLastRoboKy posted:It's been said before but it bears repeating this thread seems to be the only thing that has involved CIG in some way and not gone down in a trail of smokey ruin. Not yet!
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Skellybones posted:I would just like to point out that none of this art theft stuff would ever have come to light, if Sandi hadn't insisted on toting around her stunt double all week and confused goons into trying to figure out just where the hell that short-legged bobble head design came from. Wait, which one is the stunt double (as if Sandi would need one, as she has weapons training and has mastered all martial arts since she was a little girl)? Sandi's the one with the helmet, right?
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 05:56 |
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Sometimes this thread gets me upset, but that's only because of the community of goodwill that SC promotes. It usually goes away after a few cat pics are posted, or the whole photoshop game thing, <insert next gently caress up here> happens though. This thread is good.
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ideate posted:Or a completely different engine, and ER is the only one who could begin to approach the subject. Would explain eightace 2021 date.
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intardnation posted:everyone knows that a real artist is one that can reproduce other works without others spotting the difference. Originality is overrated. One I've heard is: "Creativity is forgetting where you stole it from"
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SomethingJones posted:Would explain eightace 2021 date. Crazy rear end thing is probably 80% of the backers would lap that up. So they are changing engine...big deal. I'd rather it get done right with them taking their time to meet CR's vision. yada yada
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Would you believe it was only Jan 6th A Typical Star Citizen posted:In the last 500 years, the Fourth Stimpire has dominated four systems, which it has united into one starzone, Stimsis. The Fourth Stimpire has origins from the Ten Empire War in which 10 of the United Stimpires revolted against each rules. All empires except for the fourth swore freedom upon their citizens. There is no free speech in the Fourth Stimpire, and all self-controlled transportation has been made illegal without undergoing painful medical verification methods, in which arteries are severed without pain resistant, operated entirely by machines. The way they work claim to be the most hygenic and healthy way possible, but these machines often rub against pain points, causing great deals of pain to patients. The heart is then extracted from the body and placed into a glass grinding machine. Various energy centers are also dissected and replaced with dangerous transplants. After the painful, 52 hour surgical procedure, patients will then have to use a fused guidance tool, which pumps painful resistors into the body every 2 hours. The pain they have caused is so bad, the victim would freeze in a tense position. They would then collapse afterwards.
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Mirificus posted:
ah yes, they parodied jessica biel, dnd, an various deviantart artists and background creators. ok.
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Google Butt posted:ah yes, they parodied jessica biel, dnd, an various deviantart artists and background creators. ok. he does have us on the comic effect thing
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Omi-Polari posted:I'm amazed at how you guys even discovered that. It was as simple as doing a google reverse image search on a picture of Sandi next to her standee. Google was able to correctly identify that it was Jessica Biel from Stealth. Thanks Google.
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Skellybones posted:It was as simple as doing a google reverse image search on a picture of Sandi next to her standee. Should be Goongle. Google is hampering the development of SC.
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Is Croberts hurriedly packing cash into a suitcase yet?
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boviscopophobic posted:So 0.16% of the nominal citizen population (or, 2125 individuals) contributes something like 8-15% of CIG's total revenues, at an average buyin of roughly $4k-$8k. Congratulations MoMA! This is concrete proof of what your mommy told you: you really are "special"! (Note: I deliberately put the exclamation point outside of the quotation marks to trigger you)
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:28 |
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This has been a hell of a day in the SC thread. Thanks for the entertainment, commandos o9 My favorite part of Pgabz's adventures in 2.3 was the clunky spinning turret. How the gently caress does that happen?
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alf_pogs posted:who wants to pony up the last $7k for star traders to hit their funding goal You know full well that this thing is going to reach its goal by a last minute mystery donor. Expect to see the Star Traders module being sold for $50. Which includes 4k stolen art assets, Boardmatch and SATAdice multiplayer modes. Expect to see it shortly after Star Marine's matchmaking and grabby hands are in the baby-PU.
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hey person being paid to read this thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tE7XxrZagg0
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:33 |
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Star Citizen: Baby's First PU
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Colostomy Bag posted:Should be Goongle.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:40 |
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Completionist [$15000+]
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:44 |
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e: Just went back a few pages and noticed it was already posted. This thread is hard to keep up with. lol fuctifino fucked around with this message at 06:57 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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I wish those guys would realise that posting on that forum gets them nowhere. They really ought to be posting in this thread.
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Sperglord posted:Of course, we are assuming that Erin has full visibility to CIG finances. He is Robert's brother, but he isn't a member of the Chris Roberts / Ortwin duopoly. I can see Chris Roberts not wanting to level with Erin about the true state of the company, especially if Chris brought in Erin using a misleading depiction of Erin's new role. It is simply a bridge too far to conclude Chris / Ortwin would purposely keep Erin in the dark about an imminent collapse. Erin of all people knows that Chris has gambled and often crapped out when he refused to rein in his worst scope creeping instincts because through Chris' historically myopic eyes they are his "boundless vision". That Erin is in LA while Chris is in the UK is significant. Quite strange. It suggests NOT that CIG is, unbeknownst to Erin, running on fumes (why bring Erin closer to HQ in your absence if guys in HQ are keeping a cash crisis secret?) Instead, it is far more plausible to assume-- given the irregularity of this trip that Erin is "On A Secret Mission" agreed upon in advance with Chris. The possibilities are myriad, and include: 1) "Operation: Fraternal Vengeance" -- Erin is cleaning house in CIG LA. He is a bearer of bad news which Chris will conveniently be out of town for-- which will save Chris enormous personal awkwardness. (This could be targeted terminations, wholesale layoffs or other "wet work" long overdue.) This could be motivated by internal politics or financial pragmatism or both or other. 2) "The Freelancer Contingency" - Erin is meeting with the tech team in LA to communicate a new and reduced scope for game features, akin to the pragmatic paring of planned Freelancer features under Microsoft. Sooner or later, this is going to officially happen. The game can't be built as pitched and struggles to perform even 5% of its promised features in a map system that represents 1% of the promised deliverable. The Freelancer Contingency would be a massive writeoff of Engineering Debts-- and the official repudiation of Chris Roberts laundry list of superlative, scoop-creeping promises for what the BDSSE will be. (This too would be embarrassing for Chris-- particularly if it was met with cheers and applause, which it no doubt would be from guys like Sean, who have acknowledged the serious challenges they face.) 3) "Hello, Goodbye!" - Erin and possibly others are leaving "for personal reasons" but are meeting to communicate the new lines of communication between CIG LA's dev team and Foundry, along with reinforcing the criticality of absolute secrecy about the changes. (This would be a reassurance and continuity mission which would nevertheless strike fear in a lot of hearts, like a co-pilot on your commercial jet coming out of the cockpit with his parachute on, moving towards the exit and starting a conversation that includes lines like "you'll be in good hands" and "don't read too much into this"...) 3b - (Variations on a Theme) - An alternative version of the above sees a key dev leader of the Tony Z. variety departing. Erin is there to explain Continuity of Government procedures (with Foundry folks filling the gap), offer reassurances, and reiterate the importance of secrecy. (As they say in /StarCitizen "Loose Lips Might Sink Ships!) 4) "The Mission to Be Named Later" - All of the above are varying shades of dark while not true black. Yet consider the possibility that Erin's mission, while still strategic, is not nearly so dire as any of the above. WE MUST CONSIDER THIS POSSIBILITY because there is too much we do not know. It's possible the reason for his trip was to get the domestic dev heads in a room and talk through the detailed plans for Squadron 42 or to expand the roadmap for the PTU. It could be other strategic business of a non-alarming nature. We know it's possible Derek knows the details through well-placed sources and he's laughing reading above because it's so off base. I'm not invested in any specific theories because we don't have enough info to really commit to one. It IS weird Erin is there while Chris is gone, that we do know. It's also true that the cash engine MAY have thrown a piston (though this remains to be fully proven.) Are these two things related? We don't know. Is something big afoot? Most likely. What could that be? Anything. G0RF fucked around with this message at 07:09 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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Lime Tonics posted:The "community" is still picking on this guy.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:56 |
Dark Off posted:The chris head is copied from painting thats in background of CIG streams I plan to be on this if I can and post links of the stolen art.
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 06:59 |
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ZenMaster posted:I plan to be on this if I can and post links of the stolen art. Twitch chat deletes links, no fun for you
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:02 |
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A friend asked me my opinion on Star Citizen today. I told him. I thought it looks like a janky piece of poo poo that will never formally release and he told me he spent 200 bucks and you can do so much in the alpha right now
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Jeffrey's a loving hero
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hakimashou posted:
Heh...
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:09 |
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robot roll call posted:A friend asked me my opinion on Star Citizen today. I told him. I thought it looks like a janky piece of poo poo that will never formally release and he told me he spent 200 bucks and you can do so much in the alpha right now be sure to tell him he has a small window to get a refund still!
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The follower I know must have hit his head hard on something as a child.quote:Actually, this is EXACTLY why I put $1000 into Star Citizen. Because I wanted Wing Commander and Privateer to mate and have an epic monster of a baby. A massive MMO Space flight open world with a HUGE singleplayer storyline and interesting characters. AKA Wing Commander 2/3, with a Privateer mode. I love Chris Roberts' single player storylines. His romanticised Space Operas are gorgeous, fun, and frankly my number 1 gaming series. Also he's really...drowning in dunning-kruger. quote:As someone who previously made a game similar to Star Citizen, I can tell you that the modularised development model they are taking is the correct way to go. I also know that the individual ships they haven't implemented yet are not that important from a code sense. I think his role in VegaStrike was extracting sounds out of Privateer or something pretty peripheral that he's claiming a bigger stake in. His main comeback for Elite is that it doesn't run on Linux. I'm really curious to see his look when this collapses as you can't blame Microsoft or publishers this time.
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A Neurotic Jew posted:be sure to tell him he has a small window to get a refund still! he's a true believer but my PC gamer friend I was with at the time agreed with me that SC is a lost cause
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:28 |
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There is a book with Star Traders too? With Chris and Sandi, in their plagiarised costumes?
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# ? Mar 27, 2016 07:29 |
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G0RF posted:We know it's possible Derek knows the details through well-placed sources and he's laughing reading above because it's so off base. Possible? possible? Yeah right. More like he is the one who ordered Erin to stop the bullshit! fuctifino posted:There is a book with Star Traders too? With Chris and Sandi, in their plagiarised costumes? It's one of those kickstarter things that, after you paid for them, someday they'll start working on. trucutru fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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I've read a lot of this thread and the one thing I cant understand is this: A) The game made most of its money on the Star Citizen module, NOT SQ42 B) The development manpower has been almost entirely diverted to the single-player Squadron 42. This is not private knowledge. C) To my knowledge, not a single microcosm of the work of the AI team has been demonstrated. There is no NPC enemy to fight. D) Despite the SQ42 priority, SCultists are not disuaded and anyone looking for proof a single-player experience can even exist will come up short. None of this makes any sense. Neutron Bandit fucked around with this message at 07:36 on Mar 27, 2016 |
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fuctifino posted:There is a book with Star Traders too? With Chris and Sandi, in their plagiarised costumes? This really is Limbo of the Lost.
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WebDog posted:I'm really curious to see his look when this collapses as you can't blame Microsoft or publishers this time.
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Neutron Bandit posted:I've read a lot of this thread and the one thing I cant understand is this: A) Yes. B) They chose the wrong engine and don't have the expertise to create SC so they were forced to work on what they think (hope) is achievable. C) There are enemies, they fly around in circles and shot at you when you're in front of them. Wing Commander had better AI. D) The aristocrats!
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