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Gothicc is definitely my new kink and thank you for naming something I didn’t know I even liked.
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He’s causing massive problems because...they stopped him from damaging the sidewalk?
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chitoryu12 posted:He’s causing massive problems because...they stopped him from damaging the sidewalk? Yeah, not sure how being a responsible arborist is consistent with him damaging the sidewalk. Maybe he could have channeled his arbor powers to keeping the root system within his property? 
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, not sure how being a responsible arborist is consistent with him damaging the sidewalk. Maybe he could have channeled his arbor powers to keeping the root system within his property? Click through and you'll get a reply saying this story was from 2017 by a Reddit troll. Snopes checked it out, and there ain't a single consistent/factual thing about any of his posts. (Sorry to be Captain Buzzkill, but I was like "what? everyone will be long dead before a redwood gets to a significant size" and had to check.)
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hahahahaahhaha Americans elected a loving dictator
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doverhog posted:Most tragic for the hot people who are also good at acting. Truly a cursed life they lead
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What's the joke again? "Brad Pitt is a character actor trapped in a leading man's body?"
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doverhog posted:Most tragic for the hot people who are also good at acting. Brad Pitt would absolutely have a John Malkovich or Steve Buscemi esque career if he weren't so loving hot.
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chitoryu12 posted:He’s causing massive problems because...they stopped him from damaging the sidewalk? Druids tend to run along the Neutral alignment axis
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Alan Smithee posted:Let’s not give him too much credit. He played a lot of chads You look at his early stuff though, 12 Monkeys, Kalifornia, Fight Club.
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Alan Smithee posted:Would our equivalent be centrists Nah, because centrists are just fascists with some  sprinkled on top.
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Skwirl posted:You look at his early stuff though, 12 Monkeys, Kalifornia, Fight Club. He plays the best Chad ever put on film in Burn After Reading
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EL BROMANCE posted:Must be a good Welsh settlement in LA then, as "now in a minute" is a phrase commonly used to describe something that absolutely is not about to happen. In the anglophone part of Cameroon, when a friend spots you walking by and invites you over or whatever you can just respond, "I'm coming," and keep on walking.
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Yeah but this would actually improve the operation of most tech companies.
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dialhforhero posted:Gothicc is definitely my new kink and thank you for naming something I didn’t know I even liked. You act like you've never heard of a big titty goth gf before
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I know it's not a tweet, but really, that whole video from Ina Garten is fantastic and everyone should watch it. "You know, during a crisis cocktail hour can be almost any hour." https://www.instagram.com/p/B-cJUwUpxbM/
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