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PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin

a.lo posted:

why hasn’t donald trump come out with a diet soda?

wolf cola

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Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.
You can't legally call it Trymp unless it comes from the Trymp region of Florida, so mine is just Sparkling Piss

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

a.lo posted:

why hasn’t donald trump come out with a diet soda?

i have never seen a thin person drinking diet TRUMP

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

a.lo posted:

why hasn’t donald trump come out with a diet soda?

I really don’t care, do you ?

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
all you Pepsi lovers are hosed up

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

pre-op bebop posted:

i have never seen a thin person drinking diet TRUMP

get me a trump please !

RC Cola
Aug 1, 2011

Dovie'andi se tovya sagain

PyPy posted:

wolf cola

Wait I was wrong. This is the true soda

Mouth Ze Dong
Jan 2, 2005

Aint no thing like me, 'cept me.

Good Citizen posted:

all you Pepsi lovers are hosed up

Its ok, ill keep drinking that garbage

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/megh_wright/status/1379647090356330496

bebop esq
Apr 17, 2006

hi boys

RC Cola posted:

Wait I was wrong. This is the true soda

the true soda is actually Vita Cola from east germany

cola with vitamins!

baw
Nov 5, 2008

RESIDENT: LAISSEZ FAIR-SNEZHNEVSKY INSTITUTE FOR FORENSIC PSYCHIATRY
pep smear

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
I watched the first 30 seconds of that monologue and then realized it was FIVE MINUTES lmfao

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

bro you can eat like unlimited baby carrots and lose weight

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Consummate Professional posted:

bro you can eat like unlimited baby carrots and lose weight

I had a friend in college do this for like a week, didn’t seem too bad but he was into intense things

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Business Gorillas posted:

watching all the ip mans in order when i do my cardio at night. i forgot at the end of ip man 1, its heavily implied china made japan surrender in WW2 because China knew kung fu

EVERY NIGHT I GET UP TO DO MY CARDIO I OPEN PALM SLAM A DVD INTO THE SLOT. IT'S IP MAN, AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING ALL THE MOVES WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER; IP MAN.

VideoKid
Jul 28, 2006

Avatar War

PyPy posted:

wolf cola

it’s the official drink of Boca Raton !

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Business Gorillas posted:

watching all the ip mans in order when i do my cardio at night. i forgot at the end of ip man 1, its heavily implied china made japan surrender in WW2 because China knew kung fu

the end of the 4th one basically says kung fu is so good that the us marines use it to this day and China rocks for that

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

okay I hope the SA mention is in this episode of the Q doc I kinda want to stop watching but I won’t till I hear “something awful” lol

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy
Did you say 'Zrinp?'

Too Many Birds
Jan 8, 2020


i am no logner thingking about donald tuarmp

Vox Nihili
May 28, 2008

Consummate Professional posted:

bro you can eat like unlimited baby carrots and lose weight

You can also eat as much lean meat as you want. The man just wants to shove corn syrup down his gullet like every pink-blooded American (when your blood gets insanely saturated with fat it can actually turn pink like a rancid strawberry shake).

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.

Too Many Birds posted:

i am no logner thingking about donald tuarmp

that sucks

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Zil posted:

WTF is the purpose here?

It's a discreet foot job shelter for when the mood strikes while you're out and about.

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

baw posted:

ahem they ae called focus groups and theyve been in use since the 40s and frank luntz invented them

what a legend

Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

Too Many Birds posted:

i am no logner thingking about donald tuarmp

you are free

Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

Too Many Birds posted:

i am no logner thingking about donald tuarmp

What are you thinking about though?

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Gods_Butthole posted:

What are you thinking about though?

trumos

DesertIslandHermit
Oct 7, 2019

It's beautiful. And it's for the god of...of...arts and crafts. I think that's what he said.
I’m thinking about big, massive dumps.

Hell, I could take one now.

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

DesertIslandHermit posted:

I’m thinking about big, massive dumps.

Hell, I could take one now.

liar

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

you've never poo poo in your entire life

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://twitter.com/CTZebra/status/1379525315828006918

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

lumpentroll posted:

you've never poo poo in your entire life

turn on your monitor

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

DesertIslandHermit posted:

I’m thinking about big, massive dumps.

Hell, I could take one now.

https://youtu.be/1MggKIfEld4

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

Google Butt posted:

turn on your monitor

much like your posting

lumpentroll
Mar 4, 2020

u mad

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.


Gods_Butthole
Aug 9, 2020
Probation
Can't post for 8 years!

lumpentroll posted:

you've never poo poo in your entire life

I regret to inform you that everybody poops

Korean Boomhauer
Sep 4, 2008

Gods_Butthole posted:

I regret to inform you that everybody poops

if this were true someone would ahve written a book about it

K9
May 6, 2007

ruh roh
https://twitter.com/AP/status/1379673041232404480

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Virgil Vox
Dec 8, 2009

finally they bring up SA and it doesn’t even make sense why lol

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