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StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Well, that was a thing.

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Otto von Ruthless
Oct 1, 2014

Delsaber posted:

Edge & Christian could sell more than a few Network subs if they had some kind Talking Dead post-show thing for Raw every week.

That's what we need, to lengthen RAW.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
THAT was the best take you could get out of Roman Reigns for an interview segment?!

Bumper Stickup
Jan 7, 2012

Mmm... Offshore Toast!


Grimey Drawer
Pretty bog standard "I will be back soon" promo.

Food Court Druid
Jul 17, 2007

Boredom is always counter-revolutionary. Always.
Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

Blooming Brilliant
Jul 12, 2010

Sushipants posted:

Ahh, he's been hanging out in the Dusts' secret room.

Oh you mean the one Wyatt rents out?

Man WWE is just full of abyss', minus the actual Abyss.

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

I swear that thing where they don't cut off segments for an awkward length of time is something Kevin Dunn does on purpose to make people look stupid.

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

Le Saboteur posted:

THAT was the best take you could get out of Roman Reigns for an interview segment?!

we took a hundred takes and that was the best one

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
Hey everyone, remember Roman Reigns? Breaking news: still exists.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

Daniel Bryan News Network!

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Roman Reigns broadcasting live from the Are You Serious vault.

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

what you want that wiener to say "abloo bloo bloo my arms dont work"

bartok
May 10, 2006



Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

Vince hopes you forget about that vanilla midget.

Blasmeister
Jan 15, 2012




2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

I'm glad he's not on tv at all atm, I want his return to be massive and overexposing him while he's away is gonna detract from that.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy

Delsaber posted:

Roman Reigns broadcasting live from the Are You Serious vault.

Daniel Bryan returns riding the Smackdown fist

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Do you want to see his colostomy bag?

Is it wearing a vest?

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Power Windows posted:

Is it wearing a vest?

Trying not to show off its doughy middle.

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

because vince/hhh really dont want db as the no 2 guy

Sushipants
Sep 8, 2010

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

Good news, you can follow his progress on Total Divas!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

because nobody cares about him

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

HOTLANTA MAN posted:

Daniel Bryan returns riding the Smackdown fist

oh god is this more Shades of Grey stuff

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

you know i just saw the roman reigns segment but i didnt listen to any of it

what did he say

NickRoweFillea
Sep 27, 2012

doin thangs

GAYMIEN SANDOW posted:

Trying not to show off its doughy middle.

well it's a shameful back

MotU
Mar 6, 2007

It was like she was evicting walking garbage.
Pillbug
here is an update on Bryan's return to the ring: it isn't happening he is crippled forever

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Chokes McGee posted:

oh god is this more Shades of Grey stuff

:getin:

bean mom
Jan 30, 2009

MotU posted:

here is an update on Bryan's return to the ring: it isn't happening he is crippled forever

is he a ranch yet

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

he did once on a PPV pre-show and he promised to be back soon so I don't really have any more patience for that liar

Daniel Bryan
May 23, 2006

GOAT
uh im gonna uh be back at uh sometime the doctors uh are happy

DeathChicken
Jul 9, 2012

Nonsense. I have not yet begun to defile myself.

You lie, Bryan will be back and Yokozuna will join the Hart Foundation on the very same day.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Delsaber posted:

Roman Reigns broadcasting live from the Are You Serious vault.

No wonder he's so distracted; he wants to get back to watching more Fabs videos.

Just like we all do.

Why aren't we watching Fabulous Ones videos now?

Chokes McGee
Aug 7, 2008

This is Urotsuki.

MotU posted:

here is an update on Bryan's return to the ring: it isn't happening he is crippled forever

Farm :smith:

Power Windows
Dec 29, 2004

Brasky used to ride upon a steed, perchance to spy a lady.

NutritiousSnack posted:

because vince/hhh really dont want db as the no 2 guy

I thought HHH liked him, though.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Daniel Bryan posted:

uh im gonna uh be back at uh sometime the doctors uh are happy

best wrestelr best promoer

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

Daniel Bryan posted:

uh im gonna uh be back at uh sometime the doctors uh are happy

Why was Triple H answering the question they posed to Roman?

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
roman was mad because they interrupted his anime watchin session.

Writer Cath
Apr 1, 2007

Box. Flipped.
Plaster Town Cop

DarkstarIV posted:

roman was mad because they interrupted his anime watchin session.

Dude's trying to watch Sleepy Hollow, I'm sure.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Brothers of Destruction isn't nearly as good without Daniel Bryan also standing there raising his fist.

Mainly because it makes me think of this:

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK
Sep 11, 2008

Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola

-Cheap Trick

Nap Ghost
Famous last words

waffle iron
Jan 16, 2004

Food Court Druid posted:

Why doesn't Bryan get injury update minutes?

Reigns's injury has a predictable recovery time. There was still a chance Bryan could need more surgery.

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Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
9.99=immortal

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