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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

After reading about a 10 page derail on vacation time in the Capitalism thread, I realized I hadn't planned our Thanksgiving vaca yet. Thinking about a week at an all inclusive in the Bahamas, someplace hot with liquor and gambling. We've done alot of cruises so they kinda get old. Where should this IK go to get away from GBS? Got a trip to Vegas at the Cosmo next month for our wedding anniversary/her birthday next month, so that's out. Was going to post in the travel forum but it had like 6 posters logged in..... :/ Tell me your best locations, cringe inducing bad ones too.

Uh you don't just go to your ski house? Do you have a Cape Cod home instead/as well? gently caress the traffic! Maybe your private island retreat? Oh I know you could go into space!

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 02:23 on Aug 1, 2018

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The Human Crouton
Sep 20, 2002

I went on a river cruise up the Rhine. Pretty cool to visit four different countries and 7 cities while my hotel follows me around so I don't have to pack every time.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
in 31 days im doing badlands yellowstone zion vegas grand canyon moab rocky mountains. super super fuckin hype. gonna hike to the bottom of the canyon for the first time. gonna jetski lake mead. gonna eat at the hells kitchen restauraunt in vegas lol. i think also im gonna propose to my gf i cant decide where or when though or even if I should buy a ring.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Over There posted:

In about a month I'm going on my first cruise ever to the Grand Caymans and Jamaica. Super hyped and I'll have the all you can eat and drink package as well.

What cruise line? The wife and I are thinking of taking one

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

DebonaireD posted:

You would? I wouldn't. You can eat and sleep anywhere, and gamble almost anywhere. Planning a vacation takes a couple of hours up front so how is that some huge hurdle. People who go on about how they love spending their whole vacation getting shitfaced at the bar are not coming off as cool as they seem to think they are.

Some people also like being on ships in the ocean sailing around riding the waves up and down, sea breeze, etc

DebonaireD
May 7, 2007

Burt Sexual posted:

Some people also like being on ships in the ocean sailing around riding the waves up and down, sea breeze, etc

How much up and down is there on a cruise ship? I thought it was a giant sea hotel. Sailing is fun, on sail boats, which can be rented for the day as part of the vacation you casually planned for your family.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
there’s not that much up and down because they’re so big, but we did break our no cruise rule last year for Alaska where we did a week driving around and a week cruise. Seeing whales and glaciers in the icy straits where u aren’t getting without a cruise ship did own

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

DebonaireD posted:

How much up and down is there on a cruise ship? I thought it was a giant sea hotel. Sailing is fun, on sail boats, which can be rented for the day as part of the vacation you casually planned for your family.

Depends on a lot weather, size size, course, etc. it’s always there just not a lot usually, we hit a storm once and everyone but a few got sick. My wife and I went to the casino since it was empty. :)

And gently caress, ONE MORE thing I have to book! Nah sailboats are cool too.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
and now we live in South Florida, cruises may happen more since there’s last minute cheap rear end deals to go places from west palm and Miami. It takes away the rent a car, explore the island thing, so maybe not, idk yet, it’s just as easy to take a 30 minute flight to abaco or a couple hours to Belize or Provo so

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Burt Sexual posted:

Depends on a lot weather, size size, course, etc. it’s always there just not a lot usually, we hit a storm once and everyone but a few got sick. My wife and I went to the casino since it was empty. :)

And gently caress, ONE MORE thing I have to book! Nah sailboats are cool too.

have u been to any of the ABC islands besides Aruba? They are all cool and good in different ways

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

let it mellow posted:

have u been to any of the ABC islands besides Aruba? They are all cool and good in different ways

Curaçao

E don’t call me a bad name now duck and cover!

SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

Burt Sexual posted:

And again. Please give us a 400 word narrative of your last vacation.

Pretty sure I went home to visit family in New Zealand. It was winter there so the weather sucked but at least I wasn't on a cruise for literal adult babies

quote:

That's the exact point of a cruise though, I don't have to plan a drat thing. It's just a big floating hotel and if the Idependence of the Seas sat 3 miles offshore for a week I would happily spend every day gambling eating and sleeping.

Exhibit A

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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SuperiorColliculus posted:

Pretty sure I went home to visit family in New Zealand. It was winter there so the weather sucked but at least I wasn't on a cruise for literal adult babies


Exhibit A

Prosecution rests

Yeah, staying with your mom is no vacation. But, you still have time till tomorrow. Here I’ll give you some thinking time since I said don’t post till you’re ready with the full tantalizing story of living the good life.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Burt Sexual posted:

Curaçao

E don’t call me a bad name now duck and cover!

that was gonna be my recommendation, westpunt owns

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
Bonaire for diving owns, nothing like renting a truck and filling it with tanks in the morning then just driving around to find sites with nobody there and fuckin go

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth
Do cruises have wifi?

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

Who What Now posted:

Do cruises have wifi?

Yes. You pay for a plan, it works, it's limited, but yes. Source: I went on a Cruise to Alaska. In Holland America's case it was like 150 bucks+ for a 7 day trip for like 500mb a day.

Result: It was awesome but then I think about it and go "Why didn't I just loving go plan a trip and visit Alaska outside of a Cruise so I could see and do more?"

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Who What Now posted:

Do cruises have wifi?

Yeah kinda expensive. Like a dollar a minute I think. I buy like 90 minutes just to check work....and SA.

E just looked, that’s what I paid on my last princess cruise, they now have reasonable unlimited packages

Burt Sexual fucked around with this message at 03:05 on Aug 1, 2018

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Gatts posted:

Yes. You pay for a plan, it works, it's limited, but yes. Source: I went on a Cruise to Alaska. In Holland America's case it was like 150 bucks+ for a 7 day trip for like 500mb a day.

Result: It was awesome but then I think about it and go "Why didn't I just loving go plan a trip and visit Alaska outside of a Cruise so I could see and do more?"

The Alaska cruise was good but we also spent a week prior driving around and doing poo poo on our own: anchorage, kenai, homer, talkeetna, denali before getting on a cruise

Gatts
Jan 2, 2001

Goodnight Moon

Nap Ghost

let it mellow posted:

The Alaska cruise was good but we also spent a week prior driving around and doing poo poo on our own: anchorage, kenai, homer, talkeetna, denali before getting on a cruise

That's exactly how it should be done. A Land + Sea Cruise. Get the best of both worlds. There is an advantage to doing a Cruise is seeing nature you normally may not see unless you're on the water.

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
Some guy I've never met but is very good friends with my bf had the decency to have a destination wedding at an all inclusive outside playa del carmen so I'm going there for a week to drink mango daquiris, eat reasonable food, and snorkel and faff around in cenotes. Its gonna be titties, cenotes are the loving jam. Also I hope to find some cool mayan ruins that haven't made it illegal to climb up the pyramids which I'm in favor of generally but I also really want to climb up there.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum
cenotes are good times, playa del Carmen is good too or was last time we were there which was when you could still climb tulum and chichi netza

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Zihuatanejo is pretty nice OP. I went in October a few years ago and it was hot as balls so November would probably be decent.

It's mostly Mexican tourists so its cheaper than other resort towns.

Next on my list is Japan. Maybe during winter so I could ski. That would be pretty neat.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
I'm going to New Orleans this weekend. Not sure quite yet what I wanna do. Friends are going to the ww2 museum and the butterfly museum, and my dumb rear end just wants to get cheap drinks at a casino.

Got a Colorado trip in planning for October. We'll see how that goes.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Chinatown posted:

Zihuatanejo is pretty nice OP. I went in October a few years ago and it was hot as balls so November would probably be decent.

It's mostly Mexican tourists so its cheaper than other resort towns.

Next on my list is Japan. Maybe during winter so I could ski. That would be pretty neat.

I ski a lot, do they use black diamonds, blue squares, etc? I couldn’t even ride the train.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

I ski a lot, do they use black diamonds, blue squares, etc? I couldn’t even ride the train.

when i get in the hot tub after skiing im gonna be all :piaa: hehe

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

SuperiorColliculus posted:

Pretty sure I went home to visit family in New Zealand. It was winter there so the weather sucked but at least I wasn't on a cruise for literal adult babies


Exhibit A

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Nah I didn’t forget.

I’m just postin have a good time. Post ur poo poo

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Shinjobi posted:

I'm going to New Orleans this weekend. Not sure quite yet what I wanna do. Friends are going to the ww2 museum and the butterfly museum, and my dumb rear end just wants to get cheap drinks at a casino.

Got a Colorado trip in planning for October. We'll see how that goes.

NOLA owns, u can get cheap drinks at a casino if u want but also check out lafittes for the oldest (I think?) bar in the us and ofc get throughly wrecked on bourbon street. Make sure to get a big rear end beer to go

for non drinking the wwii museum does own, aquarium of the Americas is good and sometimes there are cool ships near the river walk to check out

if you’ve never done an air boat swamp tour, there are a bunch of places just over the bridge and that’s cool and good

for Colorado idk if you’ve been there but there’s a fuckton to do. Garden of the gods, royal gorge, pikes peak, go find a gold mine to tour and pan for gold, red rock, cave of the winds, gently caress I could go on for a long time

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

let it mellow posted:

NOLA owns, u can get cheap drinks at a casino if u want but also check out lafittes for the oldest (I think?) bar in the us and ofc get throughly wrecked on bourbon street. Make sure to get a big rear end beer to go

for non drinking the wwii museum does own, aquarium of the Americas is good and sometimes there are cool ships near the river walk to check out

if you’ve never done an air boat swamp tour, there are a bunch of places just over the bridge and that’s cool and good

for Colorado idk if you’ve been there but there’s a fuckton to do. Garden of the gods, royal gorge, pikes peak, go find a gold mine to tour and pan for gold, red rock, cave of the winds, gently caress I could go on for a long time

There’s some good ghost tours in New Orleans ?

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Burt Sexual posted:

There’s some good ghost tours in New Orleans ?

yes, I missed saying that

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
You can also get turned into a ghost in New Orleans if you venture one block off Bourbon Street at night.

let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Chinatown posted:

You can also get turned into a ghost in New Orleans if you venture one block off Bourbon Street at night.

true depending on how far u are from canal, closet to canal is safe, near lafittes well lol stay in bourbon

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Saw a fistfight break out outside a bar tonight on bourbon. This place is just a hoot.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shinjobi posted:

Saw a fistfight break out outside a bar tonight on bourbon. This place is just a hoot.

Where’d u go? I love NO

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Bourbon street, right outside of some bar that cites something about the preservation of jazz. About midway down the street, I think

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Shinjobi posted:

Bourbon street, right outside of some bar that cites something about the preservation of jazz. About midway down the street, I think

Preservation hall

Lol Louis Armstrong played there.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Burt Sexual posted:

Preservation hall

Lol Louis Armstrong played there.

HI IM LOUIE ARMSR---*gets suckerpunched by some fat dude in a camo hat*

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
https://www.hardrockhotelpuntacana.com

That looks trashy but affordable for a suite with a butler.

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Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Bourbon street is generous with its liquor, I can confirm. Silver lining to some of the prices, I suppose. I'm probably gonna need to sleep soon.

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