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My [46 M] sons [20M & 18M] and daughter in laws [20F & 18F] won’t leave the house what do I do?quote:Hi all, I'm a 46-year-old man and a California native in Los Angeles, and I am on my last nerve with my sons and daughters-in-law.
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Propaniac posted:My [46 M] sons [20M & 18M] and daughter in laws [20F & 18F] won’t leave the house what do I do? I couldn't tell from this post if they are beautiful or not. He didn't say enough times
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Jan 8, 2024 13:01
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Essentially my house is a cube made of smaller cubes, right? I am in the exact middle, and in all the other cubes I have a son banging one of my beautiful daughter-in-laws and now I’m too excited to fall asleep!
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Jan 8, 2024 13:18
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John Wick of Dogs posted:I couldn't tell from this post if they are beautiful or not. He didn't say enough times I think that's just panic at suddenly developing two extra teenage children. Could be otherwise, of course, if you want it to be.
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Jan 8, 2024 13:19
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Thanks bend.
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Jan 8, 2024 13:29
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Did he not see this as an inevitable outcome tho? What did he think supporting his kids getting married young, but not helping them move out, would lead to? They are absolutely going to have kids while still living at home and never move out.
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Jan 8, 2024 13:34
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The Bramble posted:Essentially my house is a cube made of smaller cubes, right? I am in the exact middle, and in all the other cubes I have a son banging one of my beautiful daughter-in-laws and now I’m too excited to fall asleep! Now if you take all the sons banging beautiful daughters in law and you jumble all the cubes up, how quickly can you get the house unscrambled? Can you do it blindfolded?
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Jan 8, 2024 13:34
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Rube’s Cube
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Jan 8, 2024 13:39
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If you're wealthy just buy them a dang house, problem solved
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Jan 8, 2024 13:41
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The supportive language in that one reads as coming through gritted teeth to me
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Jan 8, 2024 13:50
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Wonder if he’s gonna pay for the divorces in a few years too
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Jan 8, 2024 13:51
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Thanks bend. Mate, if you read that post as about being about anything other than expecting his children be thinking about moving out about now, and instead being expected to accomodate (pay for by my read too, YMMV of course) their spouses (and listen to them whenever they forget mum and dad are a wall away) then you might want to lay off pornhub for a bit.
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Jan 8, 2024 14:05
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Thanks again bend.
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Jan 8, 2024 14:08
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Thanks again bend. Well, aren't you polite.
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Jan 8, 2024 14:16
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Troublemaker posted:My youngest, stunned at the realization that the tooth fairy gave him an entire loving dollar for each tooth proceeded, over the course of a few months, to pull out all his baby teeth. I realized somewhere in the second month that he'd been losing a lot of teeth, and that they were usually pretty bloody. I told him if he yanked another he wouldn't get anything for them; they had to fall out naturally or no pay. I think he snuck a few more in after that, but I can't tell because I'm sure his whole mouth was a goddamn mess after that and they probably were just falling out by that point.  https://pbfcomics.com/comics/way-too-much/
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Jan 8, 2024 14:26
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I also read “hear them in the bedrooms at night” as being about them talking or watching YouTube in bed or something
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Jan 8, 2024 14:54
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bend posted:you might want to lay off pornhub for a bit. lol what
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Jan 8, 2024 14:59
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Apparently thanking someone for their contribution means I've been visiting internet pornography too often.
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Jan 8, 2024 15:12
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Thanks Corky.
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Jan 8, 2024 15:18
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Apparently thanking someone for their contribution means I've been visiting internet pornography too often. Gratitude is the new niche fetish that's sweeping masturbation nation
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Jan 8, 2024 15:20
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Come on baby, thank me harder.
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Jan 8, 2024 15:21
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sexual gratitudification ITT
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Jan 8, 2024 15:35
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Pirate Radar posted:I also read “hear them in the bedrooms at night” as being about them talking or watching YouTube in bed or something quote:and even at night when I hear them in the bedrooms on both floors. My one son has a bedroom above us, and my other son has his bedroom next to us. Of course, they sleep with their wives and share their bedrooms now. OP is talking about hearing them gently caress.
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Jan 8, 2024 15:47
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I think that OP is distressed because he still thinks of his sons and their partners as essentially being kids, which they literally were only a few years ago, and is straining to reconcile simultaneously being stuck in a parent-provider role for four near-children who are also doing very adult things that he can't help but notice. I do not know what this interpretation says about me vis a vis my pornhub usage.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:02
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the holy poopacy posted:I think that OP is distressed because he still thinks of his sons and their partners as essentially being kids, which they literally were only a few years ago, and is straining to reconcile simultaneously being stuck in a parent-provider role for four near-children who are also doing very adult things that he can't help but notice. I do not know what this interpretation says about me vis a vis my pornhub usage. You only open it occasionally in a incognito tab and usually lose interest before picking a video.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:04
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I don’t really get a pervy vibe from the OP. The several mentions of “beautiful daughters in law” is a little weird but it reads to me like he’s just trying to convey that he’s upset with the living situation itself and not with his sons’ spouses.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:07
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There are other words to use for a woman you don't have a problem with besides beautiful.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:08
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It's simple, he just got two daughters and now his sons and daughters are banging under his roof. Who wouldn't feel weird about that?
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Jan 8, 2024 16:09
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Troublemaker posted:My youngest, stunned at the realization that the tooth fairy gave him an entire loving dollar for each tooth proceeded, over the course of a few months, to pull out all his baby teeth. I realized somewhere in the second month that he'd been losing a lot of teeth, and that they were usually pretty bloody. I told him if he yanked another he wouldn't get anything for them; they had to fall out naturally or no pay. I think he snuck a few more in after that, but I can't tell because I'm sure his whole mouth was a goddamn mess after that and they probably were just falling out by that point. My oldest is six and she hates it when any teeth are loose so she just pulls them out. Like I woke up a few weeks ago and came out to find her holding a bloody paper towel in her mouth and she proudly handed me a tooth she had just yanked. Took her to see an orthodontist and he just laughed and told her she could definitely be a dentist when she grew up so I guess it's ok
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Jan 8, 2024 16:10
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AKA Pseudonym posted:The supportive language in that one reads as coming through gritted teeth to me Yeh same, the beautiful thing reads to me more like OP is trying super hard to make it clear he's not angry, really truly not mad, do not tell the papers he was mad Meanwhile this whole situation is actually very much upsetting him. He's caught between the etiquette of being a good host to his new family members, and the reality that if he continues to be a good host forever, this will never end. He is only now grappling with the fact that he's raised two adult sons who show no ambitions to move out, and who have appeared to settle in long-term - and that he's gonna have to push them from the nest. StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 16:15 on Jan 8, 2024 |
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Jan 8, 2024 16:11
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Sounds like you've been watching SpankBang there.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:18
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:OP is talking about hearing them gently caress. Naturally I can see why people read it that way, it just wasn’t my reading of it.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:18
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edogawa rando posted:Oh yeah, every single high school student was born after 11/9 (use the superior date formate, thank you) Roses are red Pete has a spine George Bush and Dick Cheney Did eleven nine? Hmmm, yeah, don't care for it myself. Besides, the truly superior form would be calling it the 1000212417 attacks.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:27
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According to Excel they are the 45546.00 attacks.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:28
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Apparently thanking someone for their contribution means I've been visiting internet pornography too often. Looks like someone has been cheating during no-jack January. Wait’ll the boys on discord hear about this.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:29
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Love to never leave my parents house, get married, loudly gently caress my wife in my childhood bedroom, and still have my mom do our laundry.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:30
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Propaniac posted:My [46 M] sons [20M & 18M] and daughter in laws [20F & 18F] won’t leave the house what do I do? I really wanted to see the comments on this one, but the only relevant search result is this post, in this thread 
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Jan 8, 2024 16:32
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Pope Corky the IX posted:There are other words to use for a woman you don't have a problem with besides beautiful. Oh absolutely. I’m just saying I don’t think the OP is perving; I still think he’s an idiot.
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Jan 8, 2024 16:41
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Captain Hygiene posted:I really wanted to see the comments on this one, but the only relevant search result is this post, in this thread Did you search Reddit directly?
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Jan 8, 2024 16:57
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Mr Teatime posted:I smelt a rat the moment they bungled their class bs. There’s no way this kind of twat would describe a truck drivers daughter as middle class and they would almost certainly refer to themselves as upper middle. I feel like there has to be some sort of socio-economic Dunning-Kruger effect where everyone thinks of themselves as upper middle class despite where they sit in the pyramid.
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