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Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Benny Harvey posted:

As much as I hate woke dipshits, I don't think anybody was defending actual hurt and degradation.

Not a single poster was and I am willing to fully retract this statement if someone can quote one.

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Benny Harvey: Nov 24, 2012

And fwiw, I hate people who make being into kink some kind of identity and be all loving smug about it.

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Rad-daddio: Apr 25, 2017

Such Fun posted:

Posting from the past of page 229 to say Screaming Idiot was right about BDSM.

BDSM is like gun ownership. Is it possible to do safely? I suppose it is for some people. But being able to own a gun attracts the kind of people who should most certainly not have a gun.
Now the responsible gun owner will lock their guns in a safe, and occasionally take them out for some harmless shooting before locking the guns back. The gun nut on the other hand carries their guns with them everywhere they go. Being a gun nut is their identity.

Now to all those people who jumped up to defend what is aparently the new status quo; I�m super happy that you all enjoy your moderate spanking and light pegging without negative consequences. But that�s not what Screaming Idiot was talking about. The BDSM community, the people for whom BDSM is their identity or a significant part thereof, are �gun nuts�. They are the people who should not at all be doing these things, which is evident by how important it is to them.

If you have a story about how you or somebody you know practises BDSM and has not been hurt because they do it safely, that�s great. There are also plenty of people who have not been shot with a gun. And those who have.
Every morning I have to look in the mirror and see the big angry scars where the scalpel turned my chest into something horrifying. No I did not consent. Saying that this means it wasn�t BDSM is bullshit.

This post was plenty of A, if it also needs to be UG I could upload a selfie of me without a shirt on. I guess this will be my first probation, which I�ll gladly take for poo poo posting all over some bourgie woke dipshits who felt they had to defend the good name of people who get off on hurt and degredation.

I'm so sorry that happened to you.

It reminds me a lot of that nullo story that wast floating around years back. Reading that messed me up for awhile, because it's hard to imagine that there are people who can be so casually terrible to another human being.

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Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Rad-daddio posted:

it's hard to imagine that there are people who can be so casually terrible to another human being.

Wait'll you hear about this thing called capitalism.

Sorry about your horrifying experience, op.

Benny Harvey posted:

And fwiw, I hate people who make being into kink some kind of identity and be all loving smug about it.

Can't disagree.

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Benny Harvey posted:

And fwiw, I hate people who make being into kink some kind of identity and be all loving smug about it.

Oh hey, my ex! We broke up over that. She�s only gotten weirder since.

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Benny Harvey posted:

And fwiw, I hate people who make being into kink some kind of identity and be all loving smug about it.

Same, but for politics.

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

chitoryu12 posted:

Oh hey, my ex! We broke up over that. She’s only gotten weirder since.

Which one is your ex

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BiggerBoat: Sep 26, 2007; Don't you tell me my business again.

I'd post an AUG but I have to go mow my pool.

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Sandwich Anarchist: Sep 12, 2008

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Tubgoat: Jun 30, 2013; by sebmojo

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Lmao irl.

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Coxswain Balls: Jun 4, 2001

You left out the best part

https://twitter.com/kimmistry7/status/1162157582217203712

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Ebola Roulette: Sep 13, 2010; No matter what you ~~win~~ ~~lose~~ ragepiss.

Baller Time posted:

It's sterile

It is right up until it exits your urethra and touches your skin. Somehow I doubt this guy keeps his dick clean.

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Heath: Apr 30, 2008; 🍂🎃🏞️💦

Baller Time posted:

It's sterile

absofuckinglutely untrue

Baller Time posted:

and he liked the taste

absofuckinglutely true

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Pigsfeet on Rye: Oct 22, 2008; I'm meat on the hoof

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

Is that the new card game that makes Cards Against Humanity look tame?

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Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

epstein's funeral

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Bogus Adventure: Jan 11, 2017; More like "Bulges Adventure"

Coxswain Balls posted:

You left out the best part

https://twitter.com/kimmistry7/status/1162157582217203712

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Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

LingcodKilla posted:

Yikes. Whatever happened to just cuddling these days. That sounds awful internet person, sorry.

People turned cuddling into some weird 'not sexual but totally is' thing and for $300 bucks an hour you can have a strange woman spoon with you.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 02:40

Queen-Of-Hearts: Mar 17, 2009; "I want to break your heart💔 and give you mine🫀"

Sandwich Anarchist posted:

The lighting makes me uncomfortable

The ladder is so the skeletons can climb out.

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Dick Burglar: Mar 6, 2006

Ebola Roulette posted:

It is right up until it exits your urethra and touches your skin. Somehow I doubt this guy keeps his dick clean.

Think of it this way: is your body sterile and lifeless?

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Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

Dick Burglar posted:

Think of it this way: is your body sterile and lifeless?

Please stop talking about my sex life.

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Tetracube: Feb 12, 2014; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

if you're pissing right into your mouth from your dick the germs don't have anywhere to get in the piss stream from. this method of drinking your own piss is perfectly harmless.

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TotalLossBrain: Oct 20, 2010; Hier graben!

Tetracube posted:

if you're pissing right into your mouth from your dick the germs don't have anywhere to get in the piss stream from. this method of drinking your own piss is perfectly harmless.

thank you, this is incredibly reassuring

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T-man: Aug 22, 2010; Talk shit, get bzzzt.

pee kombucha

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WrenP-Complete: Jul 27, 2012

Such Fun posted:

Posting from the past of page 229 to say Screaming Idiot was right about BDSM.

I'm extremely empathic to you and this phenomenon. I'm very sorry this happened to you and that people are shitheads. I can't find where we were talking about this on page 229 though

I see posts about the lady whose kids brought her tampons to school. It might be me, I'm having an off day.

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BurntCornMuffin: Jan 9, 2009

La Brea Carpet posted:

Where is that thread where OP convinced everyone to put their wet cheeks against the shower wall and let it rip? Goons were waking up their spouses across the house trying it.

Good times.

You mean the GBS Fart Stories Megathread?

For the record, my wife says it sounded like a revving motorcycle when I tried it.

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Crab Dad: Dec 28, 2002; behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB

Coxswain Balls posted:

You left out the best part

https://twitter.com/kimmistry7/status/1162157582217203712

Turns out a friend's wife owns a lawfirm that co-sponsored that and she didnt get the phrasing nor the connection of anime at first.

"The units at each law enforcement agency are called ICAC (Internet Crimes Against Children). In my humble opinion, a conference like this could have just had the acronym up and only that up in the hotel. It would have been enough�considering everyone in this space knows what it means and stands for."

I hope she reminds them to do that next year.

# ? Aug 19, 2019 05:36

Happy Landfill: Feb 26, 2011; I don't understand but I've also heard much worse

La Brea Carpet posted:

Where is that thread where OP convinced everyone to put their wet cheeks against the shower wall and let it rip? Goons were waking up their spouses across the house trying it.

Good times.

I remember this; the post where the user tried it and immediately heard his apartment neighbor on the other side of the wall go, "what the gently caress??" Really loud made me laugh way too hard. That was a good thread.

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Humphreys: Jan 26, 2013; We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule

Happy Landfill posted:

I remember this; the post where the user tried it and immediately heard his apartment neighbor on the other side of the wall go, "what the gently caress??" Really loud made me laugh way too hard. That was a good thread.

I know what I'm doing this afternoon when I get home! Hello new elderly neighbours!

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