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  Zodiac PISCES 3. Specimen J-17 / 4. Upyrass Gattahell / 15. Beaufer Jingco Ambush posted:Polyp 1 misses Gattahell! [EM Scrambler] PISCES misses Beaufer! [Repulsion Shield] PISCES defends against an attack! [The Underdoge] Aft Sector receives 2 Buff! Sinker Buffs Mutants! Jacker Buffs PISCES-Aft! Saboteur 1 grants +Break to Blackfathom! Saboteur 2 grants +Break to Blackfathom! Gattahell activates Squidpack! Beaufer activates Crisis Cuttler…item is not preserved! J-17 launches Assist Flare! Deep Rising! Depth 2 units assist Wrecker! J-17 takes 1 damage to Mimic [Junker]Scrappy! J-17 takes 1 damage to Mimic [Headhunter]Keen Eye! J-17 takes 1 damage to Mimic [Headhunter]Headshot! Power Attack! J-17 misses PISCES! [Torpedo Barrage] PISCES launches torpedoes! >J-17 avoids damage! >Gattahell avoids damage! >Polyp 1 avoids damage! >Polyp 2 is hit! >Sinker avoids damage! >Jacker is hit! >Saboteur 1 avoids damage! >Saboteur 2 is hit! >Diver 1 is hit! >Diver 2 is hit! >Diver 3 is hit! [Depth Charge] PISCES releases Depth Charges! >J-17 is hit, but MBC intercepts! >Gattahell is hit, but MBC intercepts! >Polyp 1 is hit! >Polyp 2 is hit! >Sinker is hit! >Jacker is hit! >Saboteur 1 avoids damage! >Saboteur 2 avoids damage! >Diver 1 is hit! >Diver 2 is hit! >Diver 3 is hit! Pilot 1 loses targeting! Pilot 2 hits J-17! Backlash! Pilot 3 hits J-17! Backlash! Pilot 4 misses J-17! Polyp 1 hits J-17! Polyp 2 misses J-17! Sinker misses PISCES-Aft! Jacker misses PISCES-Aft! Saboteur 1 attacks! >Gattahell avoids damage! >Beaufer is hit, but MBC intercepts! >PISCES-Fore is hit! >PISCES-Aft is hit! Saboteur 2 attacks! >Gattahell is hit! >Beaufer avoids damage! >PISCES-Fore avoids damage! >PISCES-Aft is hit! Diver 1 hits PISCES-Aft! Diver 2 hits PISCES-Aft! Diver 3 hits PISCES-Aft! Deep-6 hits PISCES-Aft from E, but PISCES defends with Repulsion Shield! Mariner misses PISCES-Aftfrom E! Mariner 2 hits PISCES-Aftfrom E! J-17’s MBC takes 9 Damage (reduced from 10) and is destroyed! J-17 takes 10 DAMAGE (reduced from 11) and 1 Warp! Gattahell’s MBC takes 9 Damage (reduced from 10) and is destroyed! Gattahell takes 10 DAMAGE (reduced from 12) and 5 Break! >CS-Medical spends 1 Med to restore 1 HP! Beaufer’s MBC takes 1 damage (reduced from 2) and 2 Break! Pilot 2 takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Pilot 3 takes no damage (reduced from 2)! Polyp 1 takes 8 Damage (reduced from 10) and is destroyed! Polyp 2 takes 13 DAMAGE (reduced from 15) and is destroyed! Sinker loses 1 Buff, takes 9 Damage and is destroyed! Jacker loses 1 Buff, takes 13 DAMAGE (reduced from 14) and is destroyed! Saboteur 2 loses 1 Buff, takes 4 Damage and is destroyed! Diver 1 loses 1 Buff, takes 14 DAMAGE and is destroyed! Diver 2 loses 1 Buff, takes 14 DAMAGE and is destroyed! Diver 3 loses 1 Buff, takes 14 DAMAGE and is destroyed! PISCES-Fore takes no damage (reduced from 2) and 2 Break! PISCES-Aft loses 3 Buff, takes no damage (reduced from 12) and 10 Break!  J-17 is Down! Gattahell defies death! Old Scratcher burns away! Gattahell Retreats to 803! Beaufer takes 2 damage and 1 Break from an improper dismount, and Retreats to 803!   <3WRP>  <3WRP><2WRP>14. Erin Gobrach Erin takes Cover! Instar 1 misses Erin! Instar 2 misses Erin!  Wreckers, take Action!  Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 14: Erin Gobrach    Erin Gobrach: HP: 2/3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 15 Current DR: 0 Current TN: 6 Belt resources: Medical Units: 3 Power: 3 Air: 3 Tokens: 1 Rad 2 Warp Augmentations: Limit: 4 Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Slyqr: Slots: 1 CS-Medical: Automatically spend a Med-Unit when damaged Ability status: Luck of the Irish: unavailable Item reload status: Retainers&Familiars: Limit: 2 ACT: Ablute
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   x2      HP: 4/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: 42 DR: 0 HazDR: Depth 2 D-Augs: Meta-Static (Gain a Missile Attack: 1d6/2 Spectral; if target has non-Warp hazard tokens, it gains another token of each non-Warp type it possesses.) // Dark Condensate (May Salvage in contested hexes for 1 fewer Scrap, and all items so gained are reduced to Shambles.) Augs [1/1]: Charged Myoservos (LVL1) (Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round.) A loud drone echoed through the depths. Wreckin' Crew was callin' time. Beaufer had time enough for one last bit of unfinished business. He removed what remained of Calamity Jane from his pocket. Fer a second, before the camera panned away, you could see him opening his mouth. A horrible maw, deeper and blacker than a starless night. When the floating eye's gaze returned to him, the purple stuff was gone. ACT: Consume F00L$G0LD
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WRECKER 4: Upyrass Gattahell          HP: 1/2 | MV: 3 | DR: 2 | Depth 2 | HazDR: 0 | Hit TN: 4 | Scrap: 2 | Luxe: 009 | Kills: 015 Belt: 2/3 Air | 1/3 (-1) Med | 2/3 Power | Tokens: 1 Break | Weapons: 1/2 | Familiars: 1/3 Squidpack: Unloaded | "...nn." Adrift in the dark, trailing ink. All but out of luck and swears. Beaten, bloody and bloody disappointed. Gatta came to. She checked the clock. She checked her DVEye. She flipped off anyone bored enough to watch the denouement. J-17's 'wrecker down' signal was noted with a disappointed, angry burble. "Nujeans. Shame dey was such a rekpal off starten, or I'dda shot dey humpty dumpty rear end off back when it was worth." She rolled around in the water, saw that kill-cad Beaufer lift something familiar to the awful mug beneath the mask. At least there were scans of something AoT was extra liable to pay for - at cost, and at risk. She hated getting roped back into academia like this, but sometimes there just were no better options, down in the depths. "Ey dere, 'liza. And ta. Again." She floated past while the datastream percolated through her. Facing upwards - best she could tell. Her brutalized body protested as she cracked her neck and began to speak in a surprisingly conversational tone as she began passing out the details of her final ACT - a microtort. "Teuthistek - ya got good squiddan, but crappa credkeepen. Gatta's seen enuffa it now. See what de law decrees, ey?" TeuthisTek presents Kill-o-Vision® posted:Upyrass Gatahell (15 Kills) [HEAT 0/3] <Bounty 30> freeSCAN: FOOL$GOLD (Add 1d6 (Unreliable) from Meatadata challenge.) ACT: Litigate TeuthisTek (spend 5 luxe for a 1d4) for unconscionable credslaughter Whether they count as a sponsor or not, they did get it wrong - the entire dang map, start to finish. 
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3. Specimen J-17 J-17 has fallen in the final battle… 4. Upyrass Gattahell  Scanning… ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■  ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ ■ Scan complete. Gattahell receives 1 Warp! Gattahell spends 5L to Litigate, but has no Standing to bring a suit! 14. Erin Gobrach  Erin Ablutes…Sherd Resolves! Erin is perceived! Taxon advances [x2]!   15. Beaufer Jingco  Beaufer absorbs f001$g01d! DVolution posted:Chosen^n1: Being attacked by a D-Breaker or purple unit or weapon Generates 1 Warp. If this would trigger a D-Crisis, one of the attackers instead suffers D-Crisis.  [The Abyss] Gattahell loses 2 Air! Beaufer loses 2 Air! [Exogermination] Erin loses 1 Rad and receives 1 Spore! [Metahazard] Erin receives 1 Warp!  Audio posted:Zodiac Win.  Stand by for Stats and Reset Instructions.
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H4:M1 has been reset! All Wreckers have been disqualified, and players must submit a new Wrecker, or reapply the disqualified Wrecker from a starting state. Sponsor Accounts retain their status at DEEP end. All players may now vote on Research Credit allotment (see below). Play will resume soon, with open application and a new map reveal. Changelog posted:>Hexes now have [Tags] based on terrain and features. [Tags] may modify movement or impose a Hazard condition. Research Vote posted:Wreckers have earned 4 Research Credits. Bee Bonk fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Mar 13, 2023 |
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 "I'm not really sure what just happened, but." "Life goes on! Unlike most of the wreckers, their lives... Well, not so much." Olmecha Research? posted:>3 Creds to [CS Suite]:[Armor] "We'll have to check our stocks on prospective candidates, but we expect the next batch ought fair better."
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3x CS Suite (Armor) IceBreakR Guide Theantero posted:IceBreakR Guide (I'll try and blitz this next Map if y'all just let me have this guide) *gasp* R0ZEGOLD, the H4RT@HACK edition? 
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Scribbleykins posted:R0ZEGOLD, the H4RT@HACK edition? Our failures last map were clearly due to insufficient 💗LOVE💗 INFUSION✨ This must be rectified.
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  An annoyed groan tortured into unrecognizability. "SpLENdid. It was MY HOPE that I wouLD NOT have to OVERsee dragging liteRAL TONS of PREMIUM NEUTROLITE ARMor from THE BOTtom of the OCEan. CUCCI LAne bleSS YOU WRECKERS for thIS MESS." 3x CS Suite (Armor) IceBreakR Guide
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  The Historical Recreation and Restoration Society: Luxe Box: 20L "Wait that's it? The map times out and we're back to square one?" "Well okay I guess" 3x CS-Suite (Armour) 1x IceBreakr Guide
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  Greetings Rivalunits. We are GEN Cultural Liaison to the [Decree, subset; Wrecking Crew LTD.] Genericae [Null]. What a curious anomaly. Let's make sure it doesn't happen again. Vote: 3x CS Suite (Armour), 1x Cs Suite (Hazard)
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Research Market posted:
Applications are open for H4:M1b of WRECKING CREW!  Check the OP for details, and pour your collection of debt and corporate assets into the grinder!
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Name: MataDOS Portrait: 3 Class: Rektologist Starting Aug: 1d8 4 -Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Package: 5 - The Original I remember the deep crushing depths of the ocean. I remember the feeling of fleeing and stumbling in cold dark spaces to reclaim that was mine and yet falling in the face of a fate that saw fit to throw me to the wolves at every step, until being unceremoniously cut down by mercenary cowards whilst unarmed and unprotected. I did not reclaim my swords in the end but now, I don't need them any more. I am my own sword. TheNabster fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Mar 18, 2023 |
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Greetings Rivalunits. We are GEN Cultural Liaison to the [Decree, subset; Wrecking Crew LTD.] Genericae [Null]. Now that we know for a fact that the fire that burns twice as hot burns out twice as fast, we must ascertain if setting the brightness to 256 wraps the life expectancy around to viable levels. :: Submitting 'Solar Anomaly' class D-Breaker. :: Submitting Solar Decree Custom PWN Promo Code: PATREON :: Mutating... Starting Mutation: 1d10 5 = 10-Technovore: Gain +1 Scrap from Salvage and deal +1 damage (+1 per Rad) to synth targets; Heal ACTs additionally consume 1 Scrap. D-mutating: Utility Supply Package: The Cipher The Cipher Contents: CS Suite 1 Supply Package (1d10): 1d10 10 = 10-DPM Rifle: 1d8/2, Range 1. Power2: Attack gains Penetrator. Supply Package (1d20): 1d20 14 = 14-CS Suite II: Armor. Damage Reduction 2, 2 Mod Slots Cipher Aug: 1d20 13 = 13-Inline Hemoprocessor: Discard 1 Poison as a freeACT.
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Wrecker: Upyrass quote:
Portrait: Patreon Claim (Rektologizily uptuned old starting image) Class: Rektologist Package: The Armiger Starting Aug: Rektologist Aug roll [1d8]=2 - Spinal Array
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 AoT High Security Vault #4 For Hazardous Psykomemetiks DS-251 D-17 aka. ' The Malebolge' The silence is oppressive within the trans-dimension containment cordon. The security protocols are harsh. Only the deepest and slowest of thoughts are allowed within. Two figures in attendance. Not quite people. If one were to shut their eyes, a faint tendril could be seen connecting them in the afterimage upon closed eyelids. Proxies of the Faculty Gestalt. ...Subspace trawler connecting... Engram echo evocation in progress. ...connecting... Shard reintegration of entity RG-1-Prototype Manifestation Locus 'Astral Heart' in progress. Process completion in line as per Prearrangement with DB-C6 and Entity TCHRNBG. Truth posted:✨💖HOPE NEVER DIES💖✨ Kudos  Name: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD Class: D-Breaker Starting Aug: [1d10]=4 Adrenal Accelerator Dvolution: Defensive Package: Survivor Classic Prestige extra package: Armiger
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Name: Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon Portrait: 8 Class: Rekonciliator Starting Aug: Initial Aug: 1d8 1 Eyegear, Missile and Melee attacks upscaled Package: 9 - The Coordinator
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"Idle hands are the Devil's Fabric8r!" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RYQMTx333ME  "Rejoice, for my long days of fasting and prayer are over and it's time to bulk back up. I was waiting patiently - as it is a virtue - for Map 2, but all the wreckers seem to have been possessed by demons of sloth. This program is in dire need of some exercism!" The Confessor returns
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 Rook Engineered Organisms Well, that most recent map was a bit of a FIAsCO but I'm sure all the [Wreckers] did their best ... It is difficult to tell, from up here. And so We will send an avatar of our own The fourth of the vaunted line Of companions and valets ... We're still working the KInKS out of this one ... This was Rook.  "🐝 HI BOSS 🐝 LET'S WORK TOGETHER 🐝" Name: HIeVel Class: Hiver BVolution: Utility Package: 8 - The Cipher D10 Supply https://orokos.com/roll/972167: 1d10 3 Saf-T-Barrel: Consumable. Generates 1 of 3 map-specific protection suites for hazard damage. D20 Supply https://orokos.com/roll/972165: 1d20 9 DPM Shotgun: 1d10/2, Rampage. Power2: Attack deals +1 Damage. D20 Aug https://orokos.com/roll/972166: 1d20 18 Micro-Reactor: Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token.
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Name: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans Class: Exo-Wrangler Supply Package: The Coordinator Aug Roll: starting Aug roll: 1d6 3 Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. Portrait: Invoking Patreon benefits for a gender-swapped, yassified version of this Bow down peasants! In order to cement her claim to the crown of the Holy Roman Empire Her Royal Highness Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans has deigned to participate in this pedestrian contest where she will demonstrate the superiority of her royal breeding and three millenia of careful marriage policy to guarantee the purest bloodline this side of Saturn. Any third party claims questioning Her Royal Highness' pedigree are nothing but malicious slander and if repeated will face the threat of imminent destruction by her loyal retainers. EDIT: Nu-Prestige Bonus: +1 Utility Slot sheep-dodger fucked around with this message at 12:01 on Mar 19, 2023 |
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Mar 18, 2023 14:41
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 ...  Name: Sharpie Class: Horrifically cool Supply Package: 1 – The Survivor Horrific starter mutation [1d10]=9 9- Breed Talent: [1d10]=6  --- You there, noob wrecker! You have been chosen for a random interview! "No." You do know that the last map had a close to 100% fatality rate, what are your feelings about jumping into the fray? "I'm not worried." Care to elaborate? "The god said that if I died here it would be a "time paradox", so I think that means I can't." Ah, that is a good insurance plan, my friend tells me great things about it. And for a limited time only, dear viewers, you too can get on the Tempo-ReDux at a special 20% discount by connecting now to the...
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   The sting of defeat, Haze, can it be salved with the sheen of rebirth? Can our latest clutch of wrecklings tear the cauls from their tender flesh and flex boldly into the light? Doubtful, Rev, but they’ll certainly throw a few thousand DPM parabellum downrange in the attempt. And where, pray havoc, in what grimy hellscape will that ordnance be seeking quivering foemeat? In such wrektological inquiries, lifetakers par excellence and Round 2 meatsquibs alike all seek the counsel of Forward Observer Eurydice Mann-Chong. Then lay on, O Maiden of Beginnings, and peel back our ignorance with your fact-flechettes. Howdy-hayou, binch-martens!  Ocho, my immaculate fēngzi! Also Hazel, as contractually obligated. Pour your turbid gaze-matrix into the ocular suck-hole that is...MIRE!  I'm not legally permitted to say that the tides have claimed the stank-rear end carcass of DeltaDyne’s Habdustrial Prosperplex, as WCLTD now has the legal rights to that property firmly in loving hand, and we’re going to blow the fucktiplied bejesus out of it.There are a few Buildings here and there that haven’t been picked clean of five-round discounts, but caveat your emptor, wreckbabies, because they’re full of wibblies and gribblies, and possessed of a nasty case of about-to-fall-over-itis. Keep your blinkers unblunked, and you might be able to RegistR your GLOBline or find an Emergency Supply Drop Transponder…or find yourself in the sights of the ruthless GUNMAN rig. Get your feet wet in the Shallows, but the rills have Eyes, and these synthetic sentinels have gone feral from lack of maintenance…and love. Fight through the horrors and gangs of genodiverse hunter-trappers, but careful not to find yourself in the lair of the MOTHER EYE. It’s real nice and squishy down in the titular Mire, and you’ll find the locals to be sporiffic hosts. You’ll lose your boots, you’ll lose your ride, and you might lose more than that if you run afoul of the spleechers. But you’ll wish your rear end was just getting spleeched if you wind up being entertained in the court of the SANGUESSA. If you’re looking for a spot of fishing, or just to cool off after being extremely on loving fire, take a dip in the Deeps. Just don’t be surprised if some experimental cyberlife takes a cheeky nibble on your toes, or your legs, or your xiphoid process. Dive for forgotten treasures, maybe even restart a Sunken Reactor. But the sensor echo of the BETA RAY is lying in wait, and you’ll be lying as bait. But it’s not all fungal infections and savage maulings, my precious sweet dangles…All the usual amenities are here. You've got your Luxe Crucible in which to shovel all that delicious scrap and reap the rewards beyond. You've got your Rig Silo, for all your rig launching and customizing needs. Your handy the Fabric8R is here, if you need an extra (giant, robotic) hand with some arts and crafts. And of course, what WRECKING CREW map would be complete without the Z-Beacon, bracket slash rhetorical bracket? Coherently raconteured, Eury. Did your PWN finally get your dopamine-attention matrix dialed in? The only stimulant I need is your sultry indifference, Hazel. I’ll pretend you asked about the Zodiac, because Zodiac I’ve got. An old favorite, fresh out of the murderbank with a fresh coat of GoreGard. Dehumanize and return to crab, wreckbabies, because there’s only one cure for this CANCER! There’s no ink-stained lone gunman to save you. CANCER’s back with vengeful intentions, and a few new tricks.Crab a front-row seat for this one, wreck-fans, it’ll be a shell of a time. There you have it, parasocial friend-units. Use that information well, if you were able to parse any of it. Admit it, Haze: You adMIRE the way my Map Reports crab the attention. And you’ll admire HALCYON SUNRISE, the freshest Drop Cocktail from Paragon Recreational Genetics. Four hours of limbic leisure, jacked right into your adrenoducts as you rocket toward destiny. Perfection isn’t born, but it can be rented. Stay tuned!
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 The Baron rings for a crumb of ad copy, Rios. With alacrity, Mx. Dang-Cobra.MIRE HazMat posted:While slogging through the writhing swamps of MIRE, delivery of a certified GBI Saf-T-Barrel may immediately equip one of the following prophylactic layers: HazMats won’t change your socks for you.Audio posted:Pods locked. Wreckers ready. Bang. WRECKER 1: G.D. Fective       Alterations posted:Mutation - Vox Mutandis: Mutants are Neutral to the subject, and may be recruited with a successful Negotiation ACT; Non-mutants are always hostile. WRECKER 2: MataDOS     Alterations posted:Aug - Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. WRECKER 3: Solar Flexus    Alterations posted:Aug - Inline Hemoprocessor: Discard 1 Poison as a freeACT. WRECKER 4: Beaufer Jingco   Alterations posted:Aug - Hydraulic Override: Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally. WRECKER 5: Upyrass Gattahell       Alterations posted:Aug - Spinal Array: +1 Scan Range WRECKER 6: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD     Alterations posted:Aug - Adrenal Accelerator: When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Prestige Drop incoming SPO2! WRECKER 7: Neury the Ambulatory Neural Net Tightcast Pylon       Alterations posted:Aug - Eyegear: Missile and Melee attacks are upscaled. WRECKER 8: The Confessor         Alterations posted:Aug - Jacklegz©: +1 Move WRECKER 9: HIeVel     Alterations posted:Aug - Micro-Reactor: Restore 1 Power Unit when discarding a Rad Token. WRECKER 10: Liselotte Anna Maria Wilhelmina Eun-Kyung von Habsburg-Orleans    Alterations posted:Aug - Charged Myoservos: Subject ignores the first downscale against them in a Round. WRECKER 11: Sharpie   Alterations posted:Mutation - Compound Panoptica: Not subject to Ambush and always acts at Top Priority; subject suffers +1 downscales when Disabled, and suffers 1 damage for each downscale beyond 1d4.  AUDIO posted:Pods Away...Wrecking Crew Begins.  Wreckers, get Moving! Sponsors-Only Map 
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WRECKER 8: The Confessor Aug - Jacklegz©: +1 Move Aug - Rigspike: A Power Attack against a synthetic unit may be changed to x/Disable3. MOV 913 -> 812 "Rejoice faithful, for this is a blessed leg day. As you can see from our station's private stream, my real legs are following along with this swim in the baptismal medical tank at the gym, so that no gains may be wasted."
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WRECKER 6: Prjkt.R0ZEG0LD HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Scrap: 0 Luxe: 0 DR: 2 HazDR: none Trauma Counter: 0/5 Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Hazard Tokens: - D-Augs: Void Revolution (Subject gains +1 Spectral DR for each time they Return.) Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) (When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted.) Minions: - The pod impacts in fetid murk with a surprisingly subdued thud. It sits simply for several seconds, before opening up like a swamp lotus, alongside musical accompaniment. And in the middle of holographic petals floats R0ZEG0LD, suspended midair, lit up by her stage, eyes closed and hands upon her brooch. "EVEN✨ FROM THE DEEPEST🌊 DARK⬛" "WE💕 RISE🎆" Gently, she floats downwards, until her feet make landfall. "EVEN✨ AGAINST THE FIERCEST🗡 FOE💀" "WE💕 PREVAIL🔥" She opens her eyes, and starts walking towards the edge of her makeshift podium. "FROM✨ THE BROKEN💘 SHARDS💎 OF FALSE🖤 REALITIES⭐" "WE💕 RE-EMERGE☀️" R0ZEG0LD cracks a smile and makes a peace sign at the nearest camdrone, and steps off the platform. "TROUPE✨ DIVERS💗 ASTRA🌟 MAGIA🪄" "READY✨ FOR AN💗 ENCORE~🎶" "TO✨ REFLECT✨ THE LIGHT☀️ OF HOPE🌠 ONCE MORE~🎶" The moment her foot touches the water, she disappears in a shower of gold and pink sparks, leaving behind nothing but perfect, circular waves upon the surface of the fetid pool. MOV: Move as thus: 902 -> A01 -> B02 Theantero fucked around with this message at 03:22 on Apr 2, 2023 |
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HP: 2/2 Move: 2 Shift Scrap: 00 Luxe: 00 DR: 2 HazDR: N/A D-Muts: Black Hand of Glory(Subject gains a melee attack [1d6/1 Spectral Mug]) Augs [1/1]: Hydraulic Override (LVL1) Subject receives only a single downscale when Disabled, and may ACT normally. Give yer ears a little tickle. Beau Jinks screamed. Getting a bit borin' I know, but there's only two things you can do when His Cabal consigns you to the Halls of Epiphany. Scream with the choir or again' it, and brother? You don't wanna know what happens to the folks who choose the latter. What felt like eternities to Beau passed before hooded ritualists completed his humilation by branding the outlaw's face, cutting off his hammer cockin' thumb, and deeming him Unworthy. Almost as if it were on a schedule, a strange thing happened. A voice from beyond echoed through the Halls. A harsh drone not unlike a damned train derailin'. "MisTER Jingco's WANDERIngs have gONE LOng enoUGH. ENGAGE the REcall DeVICE." And just like that, Beau was gone. Vanished into thin air. The mocking laughter of The-One-Who-Binds shook the Plains. Ol' Beau wasn't seen again in t̸h̷e̶s̵e̸ ̵p̵a̸r̴t̴s̶ ̵u̶n̸t̶i̴□̴͓̈̒̉□̴͚̐□̵͚͉̄̍͝□̷̨̧̺̏́ ̴̢̦̯̀̉□̷͐ͅ□̴͙͑̆̕ ̸̧͕͘□̶̢̨̻̓□̵͎̌□̴͒̅̇ͅ□̸̯̯͑͗̊ ̷͉̆□̴͎̉□̶̬͚͛͜□̵̨̾̅͝□̶̤̰̀́̎ͅ□̶̟͙̐̐́□̶̙̉̿͗□̷̠̽ ̶͇̅͑ͅ□̸͓̖̻̇□̸̘̔□̴̧͎̓̒͜□̴̹̫͜͝□̵̺̫͔̄ ̸̙̮̠͋͠□̴̡̀̉□̸̟͑̈́ ̴̣̬͆̑□̸̛͙̥̗̍□̵͓̯͔͌͛□̵̨́̈̂□̶̙͌͂̈́□̷̯̠̠̌□̴̱̦̅̍̕□̷̙̓̋̓□̴̠̫̙̅̒ ̶̠̘͍̾͛□̸͔́□̴̲͎͉̊□̷̡̣̂̔̇ ̶̹̗̭̏̓̓□̷̠̥̣̐□̶̛̟͗̃□̵̭̀̽͝□̴̿͜□̵̡̟̯̕□̴̣̤̈̎—̴̢̰̲̐ - - - Ack, sorry. Got another drat bug in my mouth. Odd saloon y'all got here but the whiskey flows quickly and freely so I can't complain too much. Now, where was I? Right, so nobody knows where Ol' Beaufer went after DEEP timed out, only that there was a big cloud of black ichor where he was last seen standin' and his enclosure at the Shame Cairn set empty in between episodes. I'll reckon he got called to the Silent Plains and they did, uh, their thing on him because come MIRE it looked like he got trampled by a mare. So he's riding his drop pod down, starin' at nothing and clutchin' this VinDeez xXxjug like it's his momma's tit, quiet as the grave. He sat in silence the whole way down, only breaking it to drunkenly mumble, "Just had to be the Goddamn wet again." He'd be gone before the pod even landed. MOV: Shift 205 -> 305 -> 304 paper bag with a face fucked around with this message at 03:36 on Apr 2, 2023 |
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Wrecker_01: G.D.Fective posted:[HP:02/02][Move:03/03][Jukebox] It should've stayed buried. But someone just had to go looking. "Begin." MOV posted:Move 201>302>303>304 Arcanuse fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Apr 2, 2023 |
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Compound Panoptica: Not subject to Ambush and always acts at Top Priority; subject suffers +1 downscales when Disabled, and suffers 1 damage for each downscale beyond 1d4. Barbed Quills: Subject gains Backlash 1. "Swamp world." MOV: 401 -> 302 -> 303 Jvie fucked around with this message at 06:34 on Apr 2, 2023 |
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WRECKER 2: MataDOS HP: 3/3 Move: 2 Scrap: 00 Luxe: 0 DR: 2 HazDR: none Belt Tokens: 3/3 Med // 3/3 Power // 3/3 Air Augs [1/1]: Adrenal Accelerator (LVL1) When subject is hit during ENC, subject's ACT is Boosted. Emerging from the pod slowly, with a thin layer of mist and a short string of Spanish Guitars from an unknown speaker emerges, The MataDOS, striking a languid pose that one might escribe to a very tired looking librarian who may have been dragged back from the oblivion of death to take part in another round of blood sport. [My Quarry Nears, I Go Now To The Hunt. Again.] Squelching out across this fresh new hell, the MataDOS takes stock of his surroundings. MOV: Stay here and Aim Patrons and Observers, MataDOS Requests: One Shotgun Sincerely, MataDOS TheNabster fucked around with this message at 13:44 on Apr 2, 2023 |
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HP: 2/2 | DR: 2 | HazDR: N/A [Weapons:1/2][Utilities:0/2][Minions:0/2][HEAT:00/05] Scrap: 01 Luxe: 00 Aug - Inline Hemoprocessor: Discard 1 Poison as a freeACT. Mutation - Heliopause: Burn tokens instead grant Warp. Mutation - Technovore: Gain +1 Scrap from Salvage and deal +1 damage (+1 per Rad) to synth targets; Heal ACTs additionally consume 1 Scrap. -- The drop-pod descends to the roar of a crackling fire. There is a pleasant hum. The drop-pod has no shadow, rather, it glowing, like a shooting star. It impacts the whet moistly with little fanfare and then simply melts away, leaving a dark outline of a space-suit burnt into the now solidified mud around the would-be-crash-zone. Elsewhere, Solar Flexus appears, smile first like the Cheshire Cat, in a silent flash that leave the camdrones spinning and confused.  --- MOV: SHIFT 213 -> 412
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