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mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene

Rushi posted:

big time shocker follow up on tmz tonight


wow i'm standing right here :/

tmz: the moan zone

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fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer

lol, this is like the subplot of an archer episode

BrutalistMcDonalds
Oct 4, 2012


Lipstick Apathy

Al! posted:

Svetlana Hvmpalott: take a dick pic with classified documents next to it for scale
Svetlana Onatopp sends a message: "Oh General Misha, you can hve access to top secret archives from GRU, which we call... the Glavnoye razvedyvatel'noye upravleniye. But first... you must send your sexy America Army dick pics."

Dumbass Michael Flynn: "Ohhh man! Here they come!!!"

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Rushi posted:





cause hes gandalf

YOU SHALL NOT POST

Stairmaster
Jun 8, 2012

trump seems upset

is he going to nuke someone soon

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

Dapper_Swindler posted:

i don't think any. my guess is the marriage is dead, probably has been for while(if it was ever alive in the first place).

I think it's abundantly clear that Melania doesn't want anything to do with any of this.

I did a thing
Mar 23, 2017

On the chest of a barmaid in Sale, were tattooed the prices of ale. And on her behind for the sake of the blind, was the same information in braille.

fits my needs posted:

lol, this is like the subplot of an archer episode

drat you. now i'm stuck in a youtube loop of archer clips.

haven't kept up with the most recent season. any good?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OEYwOWjQiz4

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY
The F Plus podcast has been doing a 24 hour marathon read for the SPLC. come listen to the last 2 hours and donate some money for a good cause. :)

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




shiksa posted:

Lol Mike Flynn definitely sent dick pics to the world's most obvious Russian spy

free vlastiball

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

General Flynn probably has a Putin tramp stamp.

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
Justin Amash is fundraising off of the attacks lmao

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

etalian posted:

General Flynn probably has a Putin tramp stamp.

*drops trow during senate hearing to unveil :h:vlad tattoo on left buttcheek*

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hc6J5rlKhIc

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
Trump on his right cheek Vlad on the left, Obama is the sicko saying yes yes yes!

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Can u imagine getting gang blanged bh michael keaton

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
Call me batman misha

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science

Augus posted:

lol he's been tweeting for the past 6 hours
someone is shook as gently caress

"mr president, with all due respect, you can't spend all weekend playing golf, we have a lot of hard work to do to get back on top of the news narrative"

"on it" *starts tweeting*

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

zegermans posted:

I weeded my landscaping while you people posted.

I landscaped my weed

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Pop-o-Matic Trouble posted:

Can u imagine getting gang blanged bh michael keaton

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

whoa nice gains red dude!

Fuckt Tupp
Apr 19, 2007

Science
who could've guessed that ivanna takirstatesecretsovitch could be a russian spy

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Internet Webguy posted:

"mr president, with all due respect, you can't spend all weekend playing golf, we have a lot of hard work to do to get back on top of the news narrative"

"on it" *starts tweeting*

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth
you think trump has hosed his microwaved ziploc full of mayonnaise today or is he gonna save that for his end of weekend reward for spending a whole weekend not sneaking away to play golf

RUM HAM
Sep 25, 2009


red ranger after taking creatine one time

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Bip Roberts posted:

whoa nice gains red dude!

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




RUM HAM posted:

red ranger after taking creatine one time

thats nothin


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V1PM9xWEdL0

D O R K Y
Sep 1, 2001

Available at https://www.infowarsstore.com/

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao

i thought delta force was cool when i was a kid but now i feel grief

Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008





Squizzle
Apr 24, 2008




Thoatse posted:

i thought delta force was cool when i was a kid but now i feel grief

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

Rushi
Jun 2, 2003

by Smythe
ugggh i'm bored someone plz post a new conspiracy

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Svetlana looks like a female Mike Flynn

white sauce
Apr 29, 2012

by R. Guyovich

Rushi posted:

ugggh i'm bored someone plz post a new conspiracy

bernie would have won

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
this one turned out kinda weird

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

im the green motherfuckin ranger

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Bilirubin
Feb 16, 2014

The sanctioned action is to CHUG


OK so now I'm 3 hours into New Vegas and a few things I have learned. I can unite a town against the powerpuff gang and murder them. I never equip new poo poo. I have to trade rando rubbish for "caps" to buy ammo. I can waste ammo on geckoes and still get killed by them. Some loving robot with a cowboy face is following me. I can sleep the day away but apparently don't have to on normal mode. I want to dig up a grave but don't have a shovel. Some chick is being chased by geckoes near the "radio tower" which is apparently not the collapsed power tower and she is still missing after having slept 7 hours vOv I cannot hack computers. Also, do not try to walk across the bridge in Primm from the NCR to prison complex.

But I got my character to look like Morgan Freedman so :toot:

Inspector Hound
Jul 14, 2003

Rushi posted:

ugggh i'm bored someone plz post a new conspiracy

Trumps next address will reveal that he was actually sane the whole time, and just teaching America a valuable lesson about itself

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Tonetta
Jul 9, 2013

look mother look at ME MOTHER MOTHER I AM A HOMESTIXK NOW

**methodically removes and eats own clothes*
https://twitter.com/Yns_Damobb/status/847171737015980037?s=09

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