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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for going off on this guy on why he cancelled (possibly nsfw)? "Without skipping a beat, I responded honestly - more than I can keep count of, definitely at least 60. I don't feel like I should have any reason to hide that." "I was crushed, and partly fuming because I KNEW it had some slut-shaming bullshit" "I don't think slut-shamers deserve kindness." Yup, definitely believe this is an actual human woman and not some incel's tulpa
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Puppy Time posted:"Without skipping a beat, I responded honestly - more than I can keep count of, definitely at least 60. I don't feel like I should have any reason to hide that." r/rleationships: this is an actual human woman and not some incel's tulpa
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Apr 4, 2020 07:48
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Licarn posted:My [19F] friends tricked me into thinking that my (ex) boyfriend [18M] cheated on me, I want to get him back, but I slept with another guy and showed him the sex tape Poor guy. That's like dating a fuckin' hand grenade. Jesus christ
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Apr 4, 2020 07:55
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FilthyImp posted:GET A loving VASECTOMY JESUS CHRIST Our neighbours have 3 kids under 4. They are also in full lockdown right now and holy gently caress, I feel so sorry for the mum. We live in a terrace with pretty thin walls so we can hear the absolute bedlam going on in there. Before the 'roni hit her husband would be away for days at a time but she at least got help from her parents- now he is working from home trying to shore up a collapsing business and she is trapped in a small space having to look after 2 18 month old twins and a 3.5year old. There is a lot of crying and tantrums. The husband was over at ours a while back with the 3.5 year old (We have one about the same age and thank god he is a calm, non-tantrummy awesome little dude) and he started going on about how his son goes to nursery so he can learn stuff and 'get a good job and earn BIG COINS' to buy cars and stuff. That seems a bit premature when your kid can't even wipe his own rear end yet. The dynamics in that house seem quite toxic and makes me so glad that all 3 of us get along ok in our house. As for that guy in the OP, gently caress that guy. From what I can hear (And we hear a LOT) having to look after 3 kids is utterly exhausting.
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Apr 4, 2020 08:02
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Puppy Time posted:"Without skipping a beat, I responded honestly - more than I can keep count of, definitely at least 60. I don't feel like I should have any reason to hide that." Incels really give us Incels a bad name.
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Apr 4, 2020 08:10
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AITA For uninviting my mother for continuously insulting my fiancee's wedding dress choice? quote:As you can guess, I am getting married. I had proposed back in November, and I supposed now isn't the best moment to be having a wedding, I'll admit. But we're still in the preparation phase, so I suppose we're lucky.
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Apr 4, 2020 08:13
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My [19F] friend [20M] thought it was "funny" to tamper with my birth control for a future prank!quote:I take birth control for several reasons: protection and to regulate my periods. I'm very strict with taking the pill on time as I set an alarm and have never missed a dosage.
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Apr 4, 2020 08:14
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Miss posted:My [19F] friend [20M] thought it was "funny" to tamper with my birth control for a future prank! You do not have to speak to this person ever again. No one does. In fact it is a net gain for humanity if they're just wiped from existence right now.
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Apr 4, 2020 08:19
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Licarn posted:My [19F] friends tricked me into thinking that my (ex) boyfriend [18M] cheated on me, I want to get him back, but I slept with another guy and showed him the sex tape haha holy poo poo gently caress this absolute piece of trash - I could see the misunderstanding and breakup but the reaction being to revenge cheat and show them the sextape is nuclear levels of yikes
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Apr 4, 2020 08:24
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My girlfriend (F20) wants me (M22) to cum on an anime figure. nsfw My girlfriend of 2 years is extremely into anime. In an attempt to get me into it too she showed me a busty anime figure on Amazon and suggested I purchase it with my Amazon gift card she got me for my birthday.I figured it was a win-win situation and decided to place the order. While it was still on the way she continuously showed me memes of a "rainbow dash cum jar" and made jokes that I should do it to the figure once it arrived. I laughed it off thinking nothing of it. However, as the delivery date drew near she was becoming more insistent that I cum on the figure bargaining that it doesn't have to be in a jar like the meme. I was really uncomfortable but continued to shoot the idea down nicely because I didn't want to upset her or make her feel as if i was "kink shaming". Anyway the figure is now here and she is angry I refuse to cum on it. She is refusing to have sex unless I finish on the anime figure and even mentions breaking up if I don't. I'm just really not ok with cumming on an anime figure but I love her and don't want to lose her. Edit: this is what we're working with ladies and gentleman.
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Apr 4, 2020 08:26
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What sort of choice is that? Away she goes! My wife threatened to divorce me when she caught me smoking weed My wife [30F] and I [31M] have been married for 3 months after dating for 5 years. She has known I smoked weed since we started dating and has always disliked it, but her position on it has evolved through the relationship. First, she didn’t want me smoking around her. Then, she wanted me to cut back, to finally, she wanted me to quit completely. In April of 2019 after we were engaged she gave me an ultimatum - her or weed. I chose her and quit smoking for a couple months, but started smoking again when she wasn’t around and I knew she wouldn’t find out. A few weeks ago she caught me smoking outside and immediately said she was done and divorcing me - she said I lied to her and that I couldn’t be trusted. She again gave me an ultimatum of weed or her; I told her I didn’t want to make the same promise I did in May 2019 and fail and we never really resolved the situation. It has been hanging over us now since then. I have smoked weed daily for about 10 years and it doesn’t negatively impact my life - I have a good job, I am financially stable, and I am a generally responsible person. Her rationale for hating weed is that when I’m high it reminds me of her friend who used to do heroin. She doesn’t care how unreasonable this comparison is and just keeps stating that she won’t change her opinion of it. I love my wife but I don’t know if I can quit smoking forever. A lot of my friendships are forged from smoking together. Mentally, the fact that its being legalized across the country and that she’s given me an ultimatum makes it more difficult to quit. I’ve reached out to a few therapists but the covid-19 situation has closed shop. If anyone has experienced similar situations I would greatly appreciate hearing how you addressed the situation.
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Apart from this one major area where it is negatively impacting my life, smoking weed has absolutely no negative impact on my life
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Apr 4, 2020 08:38
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"She says I remind her of a junkie friend, just because I did drugs behind her back after I told her I'd quit! What sense does that make?!"
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Power Khan posted:I love my wife but I don’t know if I can quit smoking forever. A lot of my friendships are forged from smoking together. Man, if you thought your wife was a problem wait until you quit and try to hang out with those "friends"
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Apr 4, 2020 08:49
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Miss posted:My [19F] friend [20M] thought it was "funny" to tamper with my birth control for a future prank! If he gets upset at you afterwards, tell him he’s just being ‘emotional’ and it was just a setup for a future prank. Surely he’ll see the humor in this, MagusofStars fucked around with this message at 08:55 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Apr 4, 2020 08:53
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All the best pranks involve prescription theft and poisoning
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Apr 4, 2020 09:01
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Look I as A JOKE just wanted to bimbofy my roommate and we could both laugh about his big tits and see where it goes from there.
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Apr 4, 2020 09:08
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artsy fartsy posted:All the best pranks involve prescription theft and poisoning Don't forget the axe prank on the camping trip that almost got the prankster killed. Faking an assault with a deadly weapon never gets old
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Apr 4, 2020 09:10
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Power Khan posted:My girlfriend (F20) wants me (M22) to cum on an anime figure. Clearly. MagusofStars posted:Doesn’t birth control require a prescription in the US? If so, there’s a really nice counter prank here that involves swinging by the police station on the way to the in-person meeting and filing a report for theft, while also mentioning that it was a prescription-controlled substance that was stolen. It’s not a controlled substance, but giving someone medication without their knowledge is easily poisoning or assault depending on the specific state. I know this because of how close I came to ruining my life over a dumb ex-lax chocolate related prank I did in high school. My first and last dabble in PRANKZ
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Apr 4, 2020 09:21
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AITA for asking my ex boyfriend to look at my car because my boyfriend refuses? I’ve been asking my boyfriend for over a week to please, please check out my car. He knows what he’s doing, has worked on every truck he’s ever had, and I’m a clueless idiot who is very likely about to not have a job for a while due to everything going on, so I can’t afford to take it someone even if I did find somewhere open. It feels very strange when I drive it, is only getting worse. There’s been times where it has honestly felt like it’s going to straight up fall apart on the interstate and I have to drive extra slow. It terrifies me. My tires aren’t that old, so it can’t be that. My boyfriend is getting paid time off right now so isn’t working or doing anything besides playing video games so I’ve asked him to look at it and he just won’t. He says there’s probably nothing wrong and I’m being dramatic. I have to drive an hour to work every day and I don’t leave until dark, so I have a fear of ended up on the side of the road at midnight by myself. After a week of being frustrated I decided to take my car to the only other person I know who knows things about vehicles, my ex who I’m still friendly with. It wasn’t a big deal, I texted him and asked if he was busy and I needed an opinion on my car, he said sure bring it around, stayed there for about 30 minutes and that’s it. My boyfriend absolutely flipped out when he found out today. Said I disrespected him, disrespected our relationship, I’m in the wrong, I “broke his trust” when all I literally wanted is to make sure my car is safe to drive
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for asking my ex boyfriend to look at my car because my boyfriend refuses? your boyfriend wants your car to break down so you're dependent on him. 
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Apr 4, 2020 09:30
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SirSamVimes posted:your boyfriend wants your car to break down so you're dependent on him. A charitable reading, Im assuming hes actively sabotaging it
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Barudak posted:A charitable reading, Im assuming hes actively sabotaging it nah, if that were the case surely there'd be more in her post history that Boyfriend (28) refuses to let me buy my own house (26) and it’s putting a strain on our relationship quote:My dream my whole life has been to own my own home. I’m not a person that wants to wait until after I’m (possibly) married at some point in my life, I’ve always wanted to buy as soon as I was able to. My boyfriend and I don’t live together. We have our separate spaces (mostly my preference) but we hop back and forth between each of our places, basically living in both. I decided it was way overdue for me to buy my own place and told him I was looking, we can both move in, and finally stop living in two places. Well, this started a huge argument. He doesn’t think I should, and even went as far as to try to stop me from even looking. I keep asking him why he doesn’t want to have an actual house to live in, a place that’s ours, and his only response is “you’re going to regret buying so young it’s a stupid idea, you don’t know what you’re doing” except I do know what I’m doing. This doesn’t make sense to me. Why is he doing this? With as much conflict as this is causing us, I feel like we’re headed for a breakup. oh
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WIBTA for buying myself something somewhat expensive instead of helping to support a family member’s struggling small business?quote:Hello everyone! I’m on mobile, so just a heads-up about that Why tf isn't Eddie hitting his parents/husband up for some cash?
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Extremely normal WIBTA for putting cameras in my room? quote:Some background info: I’m 20 years old and go to college only 10 minutes away from my parents house and I want to save money so I still live at home with them and my 2 younger siblings. Growing up my parents had surveillance cameras in our house and my parents (my dad especially) would monitor them constantly. They would use them to make sure we were doing our chores correctly or just snoop in on our conversations. We had them held against us frequently and it was awful. It sucked not feeling safe and comfortable in my own home and not having any privacy (they also went through every inch of our phones almost daily but that is a sob story for another day).
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artsy fartsy posted:WIBTA for buying myself something somewhat expensive instead of helping to support a family member’s struggling small business? artsy fartsy posted:WIBTA for putting cameras in my room? The comedy answer is to also lean into the whole "ghost" thing by screaming loudly at random times and claiming you saw the "ghost". Also, dump salt in random spots of the floor and draw weird looking symbols on the walls of your family's bedrooms for protection. Maybe even gather the whole family and insist they participate in an exorcism. MagusofStars fucked around with this message at 14:04 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Apr 4, 2020 14:02
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Video evidence just doesn't matter to some people. My sister was having a hard time with her son because he was being a bully in school. At one point the monstrous little rear end in a top hat kicked the poo poo out of an Asian kid on the school bus while doing the "slanty eyes" thing with his fingers on his face. He was twelve. My sister was brought into the office along with the principal, a guidance counselor, the bus driver, the parents of the other kid, etc. They showed the footage from the security camera at the front of the bus and you could clearly see that it was my nephew committing a hate crime. In front of all these people, my sister continued to insist that it was not in fact her son in the video.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Video evidence just doesn't matter to some people. My sister was having a hard time with her son because he was being a bully in school. At one point the monstrous little rear end in a top hat kicked the poo poo out of an Asian kid on the school bus while doing the "slanty eyes" thing with his fingers on his face. He was twelve. My sister was brought into the office along with the principal, a guidance counselor, the bus driver, the parents of the other kid, etc. They showed the footage from the security camera at the front of the bus and you could clearly see that it was my nephew committing a hate crime. In front of all these people, my sister continued to insist that it was not in fact her son in the video. yikes
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Yeah, another reason why I cut contact with my family eight years ago.
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Video evidence just doesn't matter to some people. My sister was having a hard time with her son because he was being a bully in school. At one point the monstrous little rear end in a top hat kicked the poo poo out of an Asian kid on the school bus while doing the "slanty eyes" thing with his fingers on his face. He was twelve. My sister was brought into the office along with the principal, a guidance counselor, the bus driver, the parents of the other kid, etc. They showed the footage from the security camera at the front of the bus and you could clearly see that it was my nephew committing a hate crime. In front of all these people, my sister continued to insist that it was not in fact her son in the video. I didn't know you were Mark Wahlberg's uncle. Does he give you free cheeseburgers?
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Pope Corky the IX posted:Video evidence just doesn't matter to some people. My sister was having a hard time with her son because he was being a bully in school. At one point the monstrous little rear end in a top hat kicked the poo poo out of an Asian kid on the school bus while doing the "slanty eyes" thing with his fingers on his face. He was twelve. My sister was brought into the office along with the principal, a guidance counselor, the bus driver, the parents of the other kid, etc. They showed the footage from the security camera at the front of the bus and you could clearly see that it was my nephew committing a hate crime. In front of all these people, my sister continued to insist that it was not in fact her son in the video. No mystery where he gets it from, I suppose
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Mr. Lobe posted:No mystery where he gets it from, I suppose Yeah, my mother and sister would call ordering from the Chinese place "Let's get Chinky Choo-Choo's!"
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Power Khan posted:Edit: this is what we're working with ladies and gentleman. Pope Corky the IX posted:Video evidence just doesn't matter to some people. My sister was having a hard time with her son because he was being a bully in school. At one point the monstrous little rear end in a top hat kicked the poo poo out of an Asian kid on the school bus while doing the "slanty eyes" thing with his fingers on his face. He was twelve. My sister was brought into the office along with the principal, a guidance counselor, the bus driver, the parents of the other kid, etc. They showed the footage from the security camera at the front of the bus and you could clearly see that it was my nephew committing a hate crime. In front of all these people, my sister continued to insist that it was not in fact her son in the video. Hirayuki fucked around with this message at 15:19 on Apr 4, 2020 |
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Apr 4, 2020 15:05
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AITA for laughing when my teacher told us her child’s name?quote:This happened last September.
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Is the teacher's daughter a dog? AITA has already banned all coronaposting. Reddit is without exception the worst website. AITA for arguing with my vegan sister about eggplant parmesan? quote:I (28M) work as a chef, and admittedly I didn't/don't have a lot of experience with vegetarian and vegan cooking because my training didn't teach much of that and my restaurant doesn't have vegan options. However one thing that WAS involved in my training was eggplant parmesan, which my sister (21) decided to make for her and my mom for Valentine's weekend.
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bugsy is more of a nickname but lol @ only associating it with pokemon
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Invisible Clergy posted:Is the teacher's daughter a dog? I am a CHEF at a WAFFLE HOUSE and you will RESPECT MY EGGPLANT OPINIONS
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