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Rupert Buttermilk posted:This is kind of thread-adjacent, but Rex Murphy died. For those of us outside of the continental US, who is that and what is he known for? *edit: lovely snipe, soorryyyyyyyyyyyyyy Olympic Mathlete fucked around with this message at 13:41 on May 10, 2024 |
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Seth edit: spam bot stuff here (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST) (USER WAS PERMABANNED FOR THIS POST) ---------------- Somebody fucked around with this message at 14:34 on May 10, 2024 |
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Olympic Mathlete posted:For those of us outside of the continental US, who is that and what is he known for? Canadian political journalist who's more well known for being a die hard contrarian than having any actual good points. My vhs digitization youtube project has been on the backburner for the last couple of months as real life responsibilities leave me with 0 motivation to sit in front of a video editor for hours in my free time, but I have some early 90s clips of Rex saying dumb poo poo like how he hates Bill Clinton's cat, Socks, and how racism in Canada isn't really a thing. Ironically I think there's also one where he says Canada shouldn't be taking in immigrants. thunderspanks fucked around with this message at 13:44 on May 10, 2024 |
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Jordan Peterson went back to Russia and asked to be put into a coma until people like him. RIP.
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i am hearing that jordan peterson was found at the wheel of a wrecked vehicle "with his head encased in shaving foam". RIP
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unfortunately i'm getting reports that jordan peterson "stepped on a stick of butter" and skated "like nancy kerrigan" through a brick wall and fell down a well outside. his final words were "AAAAAAAAHHHHHoooooohooohoo"
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May 10, 2024 15:30
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Poor ol' Peterson, drank apple cider and died
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didn't know this was even possible but apparently jordan peterson has been eaten, like fully, by flies
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I'm just hearing on the radio that Jordan Peterson has been swept off the sidewalk and into the street by a stiff gust of wind. He's been smashed across the windshield of a passing portopotty delivery truck. RIP
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From Reuters:quote:Jordan Peterson, a prominent Canadian clinical psychologist who gained international attention for his controversial views on politics and society, died in a bizarre incident involving a 5-year-old girl.
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Tarkus posted:From Reuters: Based if true
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Tarkus posted:From Reuters: laid low by the dragon of chaos once again
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pop conservative philosopher jordan peterson found starved to death with head stuck between railings of the staircase in his home
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these bloody railings!
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May 10, 2024 19:25
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irate neighbors lured peterson with "the old antifreeze in the bologna sandwich trick"; crown will not press charges as the pundit legally should have been "crated" at the time
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Jordan Peterson died from severe dehydration after getting his head stuck in his washing machine and remaining trapped for several days. EMTs arrived on the scene following reports from neighbours hearing someone repeatedly scream "help me, grandma!"
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Jordan "Benzo-Boy" Peterson was found dead in his home and entirely drained of cum today, with a Chinese-brand milker attached to his tiny baby penis. Authorities suspect there was no foul play involved, more at 8 later
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His unwashed penis had caused a malfunction, which made the milker push months worths of cum from the containers back inside of mr. Peterson
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Profanity posted:Jordan "Benzo-Boy" Peterson was found dead in his home and entirely drained of cum today, with a Chinese-brand milker attached to his tiny baby penis. Authorities suspect there was no foul play involved, more at 8 later https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AqrxgEln_Dw
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May 10, 2024 20:08
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regretfully, jordan peterson has been lured into a giant slingshot by a roadrunner bird and fired into the grand canyon. recovery teams discovered his body sticking out of the opposite cliffs "bolt horizontal" with only the head buried in the rock. it brings me no pleasure to report this
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May 10, 2024 20:21
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So that's where Jorp gets his suits
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May 10, 2024 21:08
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A post modernist worm ate his brain.
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Jordan Peterson exploded due to the 400 lb of compacted beef rotting in his colon
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Jordan Peterson made an insightful observation so revolutionary that the Canadian government had him executed in order to preserve the way of life they've forced on us
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Jordan Peterson has been found having dissolved into a puddle on the floor of his apartment, due to an air conditioning malfunction dropping temperatures beyond the ability for his body to be preserved
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May 11, 2024 04:49
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pokes corpse with stick "be funny"
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Man Rex Murphy really looked like his opinions
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Olympic Mathlete posted:For those of us outside of the continental US, who is that and what is he known for?  The Don Cherry of political pundits, Murph was the original purple prose know nothing 'dumb person's idea of a smart person '. He walked so Jordy could run 
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"Alexa, show me the polar opposite of a good time" Alexa:
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Blood Boils posted:
Nightmare blunt rotation
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it would be poorly rolled and fat in the middle and loose and too tight at the same time and it would canoe and jorp would try and spit on it to fix it but his mouth is too dry and he weeps
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https://twitter.com/thebadstats/status/1790392056701198575
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Social media training is going great I see. This guy should definitely still be a licensed doctor.
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Blood Boils posted:
got really confused here because I thought of the free-jazz trumpet player Don Cherry (father of Eagle-Eye and Neneh Cherry). I wondered how Jorp's talking style was similar to his playing style.
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Christ I hate him so much.
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The old man with brain damage does not like having someone in his podcast who makes him have to warm up the neural jell-o, huh And his default response to something too complicated for him to understand is “gently caress you, buddy”, huh Even without the meat brain benzo Russia coma, dude seems to be getting to leadbrain territory pretty smoothly
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i would advise not listening to jorp talk about anything, even if it is a hate listen. namaste
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You could tell the man's opinions are worthless simply by looking at his choices of clothing. I'd ask what is on his jacket, but the I realized that there's no point finding out because it's going to be worthless knowledge.
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there's something so intensely magical and timeless happening with the line "'well there's no such thing as hell', have it your way buddy!" thanks, i will. now can you gently caress off while i do so.
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Lol. 1% of scientists are "serious" and he can tell who. They just happen to all be the ones that all agree with him.
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