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Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Rutabaga

a fantastic 2020 omen for things to come i'm sure. apparently jordan peterson is not brain dead from experimental russian drugs, and he has plans for the future
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_6zwVNn88o

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peter gabriel
Nov 8, 2011

Hello Commandos


wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and... smell the ashes

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


O wow he had a Benzo addiction. WTF is with right-wing wackjobs and just being hopelessly addicted to pills?!

I'm not going to dunk on him for his benzo dependency, just for his deplorable ideas and his willingness to carry a torch for the worst kind of shitheads.

chupacabron
Oct 30, 2004




I only skimmed the video but there was nothing with a date in it, so he could have recorded this pre-coma

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



who?

e: o that guy. he's a poo poo

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



lol clean your room *lives in absolute filth*

Do it ironically
Jul 13, 2010


The only moral addiction is my addiction: the Jordan pedoson story

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



He's brain damaged for sure. This took all of his power.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



I can't believe that Vinesauce Joel's dad was Jordan Peterson all along

Arven
Sep 23, 2007


He's reading off the screen clearly struggling for words and there are quite a few poorly disguised cuts mid-sentence. I'd feel bad for him if he wasn't such a piece of poo poo who did it to himself.

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.

drat xanax addiction suuuuuuuucks

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Who, OP?

Regrettable
Jan 4, 2010


WILDTURKEY101 posted:

drat xanax addiction suuuuuuuucks

it sure seemed fun at the time

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

benzo withdrawal is literally hell and like torture

I'm glad jordan peterson is struggling with it

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



im addicted to weed but that's okay because it's legal now

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard




that guy

you know, the poo poo head

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


dee eight posted:

that guy

you know, the poo poo head

He's a chronically mentally ill psychologist that got a lot of attention for fighting against trans rights. He's since become a darling of alt-right "smart guys" who believe that male-ness and masculinity is under assault. These are the same guys who's nipples get hard to pictures of Putin riding a bear while Russia posts record breaking incidents of violence against women.

He's also cited that with lobsters, 1% of the animals consume 50% of the resources, and so therefore people might organize themselves in a similar fashion. This is meant to be fine and good. He consistently mischaracterizes socialism and explicitly promotes conspiracy theories regarding a global marxist movement that is subverting western values. He's also increasingly Christian, probably because he's hopefully going to die soon.

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

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Arven posted:

He's reading off the screen clearly struggling for words and there are quite a few poorly disguised cuts mid-sentence.

Weekend at Bernies 3: The Grift Family Pererson

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



Peterson was on Joe Rogan and said that eating an apple gave him insomnia and suicidal depression.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

Shut up and die like an aviator.





I thought it was just the juice, like he didnít have to expend the effort to chew it and he got PTSD from a fuckin glass of haha.... ha, hehe

Sorry, lol, Apple loving juice like lmao at this dude

Mr Luxury Yacht
Apr 16, 2012




My buddy TA'd for him back in grad school before Peterson's descent into the alt-right grift-o-sphere.

He described him as a "Weird dude you didn't want to get stuck in a long conversation with".

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard



The_Continental posted:

He's a chronically mentally ill psychologist that got a lot of attention for fighting against trans rights. He's since become a darling of alt-right "smart guys" who believe that male-ness and masculinity is under assault. These are the same guys who's nipples get hard to pictures of Putin riding a bear while Russia posts record breaking incidents of violence against women.

He's also cited that with lobsters, 1% of the animals consume 50% of the resources, and so therefore people might organize themselves in a similar fashion. This is meant to be fine and good. He consistently mischaracterizes socialism and explicitly promotes conspiracy theories regarding a global marxist movement that is subverting western values. He's also increasingly Christian, probably because he's hopefully going to die soon.

so yeah, poo poo head

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

he always sounds like a deepfake of himself and looks like a fred armisen character

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004



Mr Luxury Yacht posted:

My buddy TA'd for him back in grad school before Peterson's descent into the alt-right grift-o-sphere.

He described him as a "Weird dude you didn't want to get stuck in a long conversation with".

I bet he'd be one of those university lecturers that would get into weird rambling tangents into unrelated stuff because he has a captive audience of gormless undergrads. Like I had a marketing lecturer that would always start talking poo poo about communism for 10-15 minutes at a time.

The_Continental
Jan 13, 2019

My god, Winston, is that infernal sun still giving my buttocks that entirely too cool smirk?!


I mean. IM a shithead and I dont even come close. Hes more like a poo poo elemental, poo poo incarnate.

EorayMel
May 29, 2015

You got the fluffy kitty kitty!


Who What Now posted:

Peterson was on Joe Rogan and said that eating an apple gave him insomnia and suicidal depression.

That's almost as bad as one time I ate a green bean and my dick fell off.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Cubone posted:

he always sounds like a deepfake of himself and looks like a fred armisen character

lmao this is dead on

Arven
Sep 23, 2007


Caesar Saladin posted:

I bet he'd be one of those university lecturers that would get into weird rambling tangents into unrelated stuff because he has a captive audience of gormless undergrads. Like I had a marketing lecturer that would always start talking poo poo about communism for 10-15 minutes at a time.

That's the funny thing. I watched some of his lectures years back just to see what the fuss was about, and his lectures are the weird rambling nonsense about dragons and symbolism bullshit. His tangents are usually anecdotes that taken by themselves can sound poignant to people who have no education or understanding, and those were snipped out and published by themselves on youtube and are what made him internet famous.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



Also in his book 12 Rules For Life he writes about dreaming about his grandma's soft, soft pubes.

End of Shoelace
Apr 5, 2016


The_Continental posted:

He's a chronically mentally ill psychologist that got a lot of attention for fighting against trans rights. He's since become a darling of alt-right "smart guys" who believe that male-ness and masculinity is under assault. These are the same guys who's nipples get hard to pictures of Putin riding a bear while Russia posts record breaking incidents of violence against women.

He's also cited that with lobsters, 1% of the animals consume 50% of the resources, and so therefore people might organize themselves in a similar fashion. This is meant to be fine and good. He consistently mischaracterizes socialism and explicitly promotes conspiracy theories regarding a global marxist movement that is subverting western values. He's also increasingly Christian, probably because he's hopefully going to die soon.

Also, he debated ultra-Marxist Slavoj Zizek about capitalism and communism, and he prepared by reading the Communist Manifesto lmao

AHH F/UGH
May 25, 2002



Who What Now posted:

Also in his book 12 Rules For Life he writes about dreaming about his grandma's soft, soft pubes.

I like that he either never thought that maybe he should carry that to the grave, or even better, decided he wanted everyone to know about his grandma's soft pube paintbrush

Dreylad
Jun 19, 2001


Caesar Saladin posted:

I bet he'd be one of those university lecturers that would get into weird rambling tangents into unrelated stuff because he has a captive audience of gormless undergrads. Like I had a marketing lecturer that would always start talking poo poo about communism for 10-15 minutes at a time.

beware the popular professor is a pretty good Rule for Life imo

Rutibex
Sep 9, 2001

Forums Rutabaga

End of Shoelace posted:

Also, he debated ultra-Marxist Slavoj Zizek about capitalism and communism, and he prepared by reading the Communist Manifesto lmao

worse preparation than a freshman reading the textbook an hour before the exam. utter ownage
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBMmcX-5INQ

spacetoaster
Feb 10, 2014




His new book will be 12 rules for life, but it'll be about not taking drugs, going to Eastern Europe for sketchy treatments, and catching COVID.

Vince MechMahon
Jan 1, 2008



I'm gonna go give him some pills as a welcome back present.

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008




I have two acquaintances who have just recently started to get into him

Like after his coma and clear failures of living up to his own rules

They are into him because of their insecure masculinity and need the big daddy energy to be their rudder in the storm of covid

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

After all it's not that awful. You know what the fellow said: in Italy, for thirty years under the Borgias, they had warfare, terror, murder and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci and the Renaissance.



Smellrose

Jordan Peepeeson.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?


The_Continental posted:

O wow he had a Benzo addiction. WTF is with right-wing wackjobs and just being hopelessly addicted to pills?!

I'm not going to dunk on him for his benzo dependency, just for his deplorable ideas and his willingness to carry a torch for the worst kind of shitheads.

There are perfectly cool and good people who like pills too, the_continental

Killed a Girl in 96
Jun 15, 2001



That dude has some mild-moderate level brain damage. Condolences.
Don't get addicted to pills, and don't try to get unaddicted to pills by seeking out dangerous Russian experimental interventions.


Also don't hate feminism or transgender people.

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Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

IN THE GRIM DARKNESS OF THE FAR FUTURE THERE IS ONLY- WAIT SHIT IS THAT A SKELETON?



Killed a Girl in 96 posted:

That dude has some mild-moderate level brain damage. Condolences.
Don't get addicted to pills, and don't try to get unaddicted to pills by seeking out dangerous Russian experimental interventions.


Also don't hate feminism or transgender people.

Those are three good rules for life. 9 more and you can be the new Dark Professor.

E:

Fried Watermelon posted:

I have two acquaintances who have just recently started to get into him

Like after his coma and clear failures of living up to his own rules

They are into him because of their insecure masculinity and need the big daddy energy to be their rudder in the storm of covid

How can anyone look at that melted statue of a man and hear his kermit the frog voice and think he's the least bit strong.

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