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The tweets thread is the best place to tell people to delete their twitter account
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# ? May 14, 2024 15:02 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:10 |
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Dans Macabre posted:The tweets thread is the best place to tell people to delete their twitter account it absolutely is
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# ? May 14, 2024 18:48 |
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Dans Macabre posted:The tweets thread is the best place to tell people to delete their twitter account Of course, it contains the most convincing evidence
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# ? May 15, 2024 00:20 |
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Tweet threads on the Something Awful forums provide the best Twitter user experience by far.
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# ? May 15, 2024 00:35 |
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# ? May 15, 2024 00:45 |
George posted:it absolutely is
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# ? May 15, 2024 00:54 |
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https://twitter.com/420YoloBoner/status/1790574401399775458
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# ? May 15, 2024 03:46 |
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Ornamental Dingbat posted:Tweet threads on the Something Awful forums provide the best Twitter user experience by far. agreed
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# ? May 15, 2024 13:17 |
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https://infosec.exchange/@nazgul/112443205195418997
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# ? May 15, 2024 14:46 |
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the war on drugs was a good jumping off point for teaching a couple of generations the benefits of solidarity with a community
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# ? May 15, 2024 14:58 |
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I’d watch this movie
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:11 |
I want to believe
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:18 |
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https://twitter.com/searchliaison/status/1790473952256786805
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:45 |
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hmm, a search on the web you say, that is an interesting innovation
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# ? May 15, 2024 21:48 |
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im still laughin about brian eno spending all his time photoshopping huge asses onto girls pictures
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# ? May 15, 2024 22:06 |
rotor posted:im still laughin about brian eno spending all his time photoshopping huge asses onto girls pictures it's amazing technology
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# ? May 15, 2024 22:25 |
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rotor posted:im still laughin about brian eno spending all his time photoshopping huge asses onto girls pictures
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# ? May 15, 2024 22:29 |
Brian Enormous (Asses)
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# ? May 15, 2024 22:39 |
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https://twitter.com/__justplaying/status/1790725053794877606
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# ? May 15, 2024 22:54 |
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I hate those because I have to sit there counting on my fingers like a moron and then once I work out how high the number 19 is i have to do it again with my password
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# ? May 15, 2024 23:06 |
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1password ‘show in large type’ has the character number under the character, helps a lot
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# ? May 15, 2024 23:16 |
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I wonder how they’re storing the password if they can do that. some fixed number of combinations of positions and they hash the triple of those characters? it’s not plaintext or single-character hashes, right? right?
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# ? May 15, 2024 23:41 |
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Clearly homomorphic encryption.
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# ? May 15, 2024 23:49 |
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hash each character individually
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# ? May 16, 2024 00:08 |
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just decrypt it and check duh
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# ? May 16, 2024 00:19 |
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Subjunctive posted:I wonder how they’re storing the password if they can do that. some fixed number of combinations of positions and they hash the triple of those characters? I think that's about as good as it could be, and even that would leak password information if the hashes leaked -- it's a lot easier to brute-force a three-character combination than a password of arbitrary length.
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# ? May 16, 2024 00:19 |
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what practical purpose does "please enter 3 randomly selected characters from your password" serve that just typing the whole dang password in wouldn't
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# ? May 16, 2024 00:22 |
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I suppose it could be interpreted as a (bad) attempt to implement a challenge/response-based login system, such that a malicious actor observing one login attempt would not be able to replay the login. Think someone shoulder-surfing the person logging into the site, or if the client computer has a RAT, etc. A real version of this would be a private/public-key based challenge-response scheme, where the site would generate a challenge, the client would sign the challenge using their private key, and the site would verify the signed response with the public key. Human beings aren't so good at producing signatures, though.
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# ? May 16, 2024 00:26 |
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rotor posted:im still laughin about brian eno spending all his time photoshopping huge asses onto girls pictures https://youtu.be/P4VySkRVYhI?si=Hf_Wa37IJAp8doXT
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# ? May 16, 2024 00:32 |
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i would simply type my entire password
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# ? May 16, 2024 00:40 |
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Subjunctive posted:I wonder how they’re storing the password if they can do that. some fixed number of combinations of positions and they hash the triple of those characters? search your feelings
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# ? May 16, 2024 02:06 |
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Is that ally bank? They would repeatedly lock my brokerage account any time I logged in with my clock set to a different time zone from my address. They also let me make like two dozen checking accounts before I got bored. I used to use them just for their market api but discovered it was inaccurate over time. They're morons.
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# ? May 16, 2024 02:52 |
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dougdrums posted:Is that ally bank? They would repeatedly lock my brokerage account any time I logged in with my clock set to a different time zone from my address. They also let me make like two dozen checking accounts before I got bored. I used to use them just for their market api but discovered it was inaccurate over time. They're morons. i think it's natwest bank in the uk, i recognise the purple text in the ui. most of their digital experience isn't bad tbf although the website is markedly worse than the app. they also have one of those 'facial recognition' things when you set up a new payee which feels like it must be just the app sending a video of you moving the phone slowly towards your face to someone in india. Generic Monk fucked around with this message at 08:14 on May 16, 2024 |
# ? May 16, 2024 08:12 |
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you need to get a new bank op, everyone else just does fingerprint as primary and I think password/logon pin + otp as a fallback it's funny to think of when it was just your user id and like a 6 digit number to get access to do absolutely anything on your online banking account
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:38 |
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next time I have to phone the HMRC tax people about some bullshit it'll be interesting to see if they're still doing voice authentication (literally "my voice is my password verify me" iirc)now that it's easy to fake, though I guess what's someone gonna do? logon and pay my taxes? love that scene in The Bourne Ultimatum where he clowns that guy by taping him saying his name with a dictaphone to open his voice locked safe, just smdh at the phrase not being keyed to "weedlord bonerhitler"
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:43 |
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also I had to call up a company I hadn't called in like 10 years (transport for London) and they had security questions and one was "what was your childhood nickname" and I was like "oh poo poo i hope I didnt put weedlord...." But fortunately I'd put the truth which was "I didn't have one everyone called me by my last name"
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:44 |
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4 posts, zero tweets, eat poo poo elon
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:45 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:also I had to call up a company I hadn't called in like 10 years (transport for London) and they had security questions and one was "what was your childhood nickname" and I was like "oh poo poo i hope I didnt put weedlord...." But fortunately I'd put the truth which was "I didn't have one everyone called me by my last name" i simply put one of the various slurs i got called
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:50 |
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have some content to offset having to read my posts
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# ? May 16, 2024 08:52 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 14:10 |
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Generic Monk posted:i think it's natwest bank in the uk, i recognise the purple text in the ui. most of their digital experience isn't bad tbf although the website is markedly worse than the app. they also have one of those 'facial recognition' things when you set up a new payee which feels like it must be just the app sending a video of you moving the phone slowly towards your face to someone in india. It's definitely natwest and they have been using this awful password system for 2 decades now. The bank has given me some ridiculous problems since I left the UK where they refuse to entertain any correspondence made outside UK, and their app won't download or even work outside. I lost my card and had to jump through a series of hoops just to have them send it to me, which then got lost in mail, so I had to jump through the same hoops again. There are worse banks there but I also do not recommend natwest
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# ? May 16, 2024 09:05 |