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Posting about how to get into parking spaces.
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private transport
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15 minute cities, make it 5 I'm lazy as hell do better urban planners
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numberoneposter posted:i stand perfectly still on the escalator...hell its not a crime At the mall? Fine. In an airport or train station? Straight to jail, if not shot into the sun
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Private Cumshoe posted:private transport Only after they make it illegal to piss on the subway.
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this is a bust! you're all under arrest!
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Farting in ye own mouf.
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Eating squeezy cheese.
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Slaying the Yaas Queen
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Having sex with a car.
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vegetables posted:Apparently cannibalism may not be a crime in Britain, but there is no way to do it without committing a different crime Not true. Someone could donate you a kidney to eat if they wanted to. No I've never thought about this before To contribute I'm gonna throw in another rule 34, stardew valley mods. It's just such a wholesome game, why???
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mods??
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boot scootin
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Licking the food off someone's face as though you're cleaning them when in fact you're just replacing a small amount of food with a large amount of your saliva.
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Dixville posted:Not true. Someone could donate you a kidney to eat if they wanted to. No I've never thought about this before I'm pretty sure there was an entire episode of The IT Crowd about this so you can just pretend you got the idea from that and no one will think you're a cannibal
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forging your own signature
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Sliced hotdogs and extra mayo
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Going 45 (the posted speed limit) in the middle lane of an under construction highway is perfectly legal, despite others’ objections!
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Crapping in the jacuzzi.
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BigBadSteve posted:Farting in ye own mouf. Like with a tube? Is just bending your face down there and catching some of it acceptable?
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Turning yourself in for crimes you think you might have committed. For example the poster above can just rock up to a police station and turn themselves in for that if they're not sure if it was legal or not.
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I think I'll call 911 and ask if it's illegal first.
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Pneub posted:I think I'll call 911 and ask if it's illegal first. I think calling 911 just to ask them to confirm or deny some stuff you read on a forum might be an actual crime.
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I think calling 911 just to ask them to confirm or deny some stuff you read on a forum might be an actual crime. I always love the stories when someone calls 911 cuz they only got 5 McNuggets in a 6 pack.
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Alternatively, it makes my hot drat day to discover an extra nug.
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BigBadSteve posted:Farting in ye own mouf. Does anyone have that gif of the guy sticking a tube up his rear end and huffing deeply in the fart helmet?
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hot gay sex
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Does anyone have that gif of the guy sticking a tube up his rear end and huffing deeply in the fart helmet? Posting/Requesting this gif.
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Toxic Mental posted:hot gay sex cool it down there gay feller you could start a fire
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Kissing the mannequins
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Does anyone have that gif of the guy sticking a tube up his rear end and huffing deeply in the fart helmet? I’m still waiting for this gif to be posted. It is mostly sfw. But it is pretty ![]() Funky See Funky Do posted:Posting/Requesting this gif. ![]()
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Sitting with friends and family to watch the sun set over the end of the valley, the last flickers of sunlight lighting up the edges of trees and the mountains with golden fire, while the valley slowly falls into shadow. Then belching long and loud.
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Bill Stickers
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Eating while pooping
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Bill Stickers is innocent
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Crackers in bed
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Candy corn
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redshirt posted:Crackers in bed ![]() maybeadracula posted:Candy corn butter flavored candy should not be a thing, butter flavored butter should
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enjoying a good home cooked meal
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pissing and making GBS threads
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