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Chainclaw posted:Huh, today I learned Niles Crane was on an episode of Star Trek Cheers was just a holodeck program 
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No I was thinking that equaled about 2000-2500 billable
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Good lord being a lawyer seems like it sucks. That or they aren’t being taught how to bill.
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Bar Ran Dun posted:Good lord being a lawyer seems like it sucks. That or they aren’t being taught how to bill. I asked my dad and he told me to gently caress off so I shoved all his silverware in the microwave, set it for 60 minutes, and left. Long story short, inconclusive
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Partners do not bill ever hour an associate writes down.
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euphronius posted:Partners do not bill ever hour an associate writes down. Lmao that sucks. Good lord why would anyone put up with that.
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Thank gently caress. Close some browser tabs ffs!
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Chainclaw posted:This would make my wisdom teeth grow back. Which would be very bad, they came in sideways, this spell would knock me out from pain. Then again, better than staying dead, right? You could always take em out again
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Chainclaw posted:This would make my wisdom teeth grow back. Which would be very bad, they came in sideways, this spell would knock me out from pain. More worrying, would it make your baby teeth grow back?
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Feces contains shed human cells in addition to food waste, so all your dumps are going to be flying home at once.
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wakka wakka posted:More worrying, would it make your baby teeth grow back? I guess it depends on what magic/gods consider "missing". Baby teeth are shed normally. If that counts as missing then so does every skin cell you've ever shed. Gets resurrected, immediately bursts from the return of every blood cell you've ever had.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Which D&D races canonically practice circumcision? Goblins
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Weaponizing necromancy as a direct attack spell by casting it at my enemies and making a baby skeleton immediately grow inside their organs
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idgi what game is this referring to if not Skyrim?
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bike tory posted:idgi what game is this referring to if not Skyrim? Armored Core I’m sorry, armored BORE
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bike tory posted:idgi what game is this referring to if not Skyrim? Madden
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bike tory posted:idgi what game is this referring to if not Skyrim? DS1 was incredibly broken on PC when it first released, to the point that it was basically unplayable without a mod called DsFix. From what I recall most of the problems rooted from things being tied to the framerate because they never planned to release it on PC. Things like weapon durability loss and ladder climbing animations were tied to a 30fps framerate which caused a lot of weird poo poo at 60 or more FPS. I could be wrong but I also recall being unable to actually play with a controller without a mod too, despite being, you know, designed as a console game.
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ponzicar posted:Feces contains shed human cells in addition to food waste, so all your dumps are going to be flying home at once. The poo poo of theseus
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bike tory posted:idgi what game is this referring to if not Skyrim? Bubsy in: Claws Encounters of the Furred Kind
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nexous posted:Goblins Calm down JK Rowling
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RareAcumen posted:Weaponizing necromancy as a direct attack spell by casting it at my enemies and making a baby skeleton immediately grow inside their organs Oh are we posting Locked Tomb memes again?
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nexous posted:Goblins No way in hell. Less likely than the beholders. Everything circumcision was ever meant to prevent, they've either never heard of it or actively want it, and anyway they don't have that kind of cutting technology yet. "Pointing sharp things at baby goblins? Why? That's the least muggable thing possible."
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Facebook Aunt posted:I guess it depends on what magic/gods consider "missing". Baby teeth are shed normally. If that counts as missing then so does every skin cell you've ever shed. True but I can just imagine the elder god who spawned the orcs "What do you mean you "lost" a tooth? Where did it go? How do you not account for your body parts"
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Chainclaw posted:Oh are we posting Locked Tomb memes again? Never not post locked tomb memes
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Necrobama posted:DS1 was incredibly broken on PC when it first released, to the point that it was basically unplayable without a mod called DsFix. From what I recall most of the problems rooted from things being tied to the framerate because they never planned to release it on PC. Things like weapon durability loss and ladder climbing animations were tied to a 30fps framerate which caused a lot of weird poo poo at 60 or more FPS. You're misremembering. It was perfectly playable on PC, but it was locked to 30 fps. In some spots, the unmodded PC port was a better experience than consoles, like your framerate wouldn't crater to single digits in Blighttown. When people say it was a bad PC port, that's not because it made the game worse, it just didn't do the things people expect a PC port to do. DSFix unlocked the framerate, but that caused other issues, like sliding down a couple of specific ladders sometimes making you slide through the floor and off into the infinite void below, and gravity being twice as strong so it was harder to make a couple of jumps that were intended to be easy. But you could also just hit backspace to toggle it off for known trouble spots. I never had any trouble using a controller with DS1, but I can't say what might have been wrong on your end. It was the mouse and keyboard controls that were a bit hosed in DS1. The durability bug was a DS2 thing. 2's port released running at 60 fps, but the engine was still internally expecting to run at 30. Result, if you swung at a wall, your weapon lost durability for every frame it spent touching the wall, which usually meant you lost most of it cause durability is low across the board in 2. I'm pretty sure that bug was never fully fixed, either. Here is a DS2 meme as penance for this effortpost. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Th96wgegHw
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kalel posted:lol you fuckin got me I hate to be saw that coming guy but I saw that coming and I'm a guy so
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:Never not post locked tomb memes   
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Facebook Aunt posted:Gets resurrected, immediately bursts from the return of every blood cell you've ever had. Resurrection doping
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RareAcumen posted:Weaponizing necromancy as a direct attack spell by casting it at my enemies and making a baby skeleton immediately grow inside their organs Haven't you seen the opening to Wishmaster? There's a whole rear end adult skeleton in there already to be weaponised.
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