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The Something Awful Forums > Main > Post Your Favorite: Carefully Curated > Post Tweets and Similar - the unseemly duck asked him, hast thou aught of grapes?
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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/GenevieveCogman/status/1286372713054044162?s=20

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 15:26
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# ? Jun 9, 2024 04:44
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Zvahl
Oct 14, 2005

научный кот

Ruptured Yakety Sax posted:

https://twitter.com/wills_account/status/1286547155751022593?s=19

i have never meant the phrase 'tour de force' more than the rollercoaster ride that commercial took me for

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 15:56
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GolfHole
Feb 26, 2004

 Pretty good, but it's no "man gets hit by football"

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 17:09
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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/GenevieveCogman/status/1286372713054044162?s=20

I love everything that writes like this so much, because growing up as a horny teen you never realize just how backwards and dumb many male writers write about woman sound. If it was smut then hey, whatever, but you'd find it everywhere.

My favorite parody are those two fake pages of a romance novel whith the line "my hoohah was right slimy with desire" or something, anybody got a link maybe?

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 17:20
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sephiRoth IRA
Jun 13, 2007

"Science is not only compatible with spirituality; it is a profound source of spirituality."

-Carl Sagan

Son of Rodney posted:

I love everything that writes like this so much, because growing up as a horny teen you never realize just how backwards and dumb many male writers write about woman sound. If it was smut then hey, whatever, but you'd find it everywhere.

My favorite parody are those two fake pages of a romance novel whith the line "my hoohah was right slimy with desire" or something, anybody got a link maybe?


https://m.imgur.com/gallery/vsDBRZp

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 17:28
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Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

sephiRoth IRA posted:

https://m.imgur.com/gallery/vsDBRZp

Fantastic, thanks a bunch. I lol everytiem.

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 17:31
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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/MikeWTrapp/status/1271546210118066177

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 18:13
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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!

Arsenic Lupin posted:

https://twitter.com/MikeWTrapp/status/1271546210118066177

Will they be picking up Bojack Horseman?

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 18:55
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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/k_thompson212/status/1285240819608424448?s=20

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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

by Fluffdaddy

wizzardstaff posted:

Will they be picking up Bojack Horseman?

I think you mean HBO GOjack Horseman.

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 19:30
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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/A_llyAnn/status/1286733547840176128

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 19:48
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Arsenic Lupin
Apr 12, 2012

This particularly rapid💨 unintelligible 😖patter💁 isn't generally heard🧏‍♂️, and if it is🤔, it doesn't matter💁.


 https://twitter.com/elektrotal/status/1286702990431158273

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 20:06
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ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

More trash for the trash fire
https://twitter.com/n0x00/status/1286704875225731074?s=21

E: damnit late..

ewiley has a new favorite as of 20:20 on Jul 24, 2020

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 20:17
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/bananafitz/status/1286714623178289152?s=20

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 20:30
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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!
https://twitter.com/j_smithcameron/status/1286671779122077702?s=21

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 21:40
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Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/ben_rosen/status/1286763966387982336?s=19

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 22:17
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1286561280099143682

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 23:04
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dialhforhero
Apr 3, 2008
Am I 🧑‍🏫 out of touch🤔? No🧐, it's the children👶 who are wrong🤷🏼‍♂️

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/kimpossiblefact/status/1286561280099143682

:boom::discourse::five::bisonyes::perfect::kiss:

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 23:25
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PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010

Cleretic posted:

I actually think that's the point. A reply translated that ending tagline as 'don't judge the book by its cover', so it's just an INSANE way to advertise 'we made black toothpaste, and promise it isn't gross'.

tbf its a kinda gross shade of blackbrown.

like theres activated charcoal toothpastes.

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 23:42
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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014
https://twitter.com/surrealisttrees/status/1286452351491084288

* # ? Jul 24, 2020 23:45
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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

 https://twitter.com/oldfriend99/status/1286818279412191233

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 01:20
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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/TheWoodenslurpy/status/662473967005863937

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 03:23
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wizzardstaff
Apr 6, 2018

Zorch! Splat! Pow!
 https://twitter.com/cherhorowiz/status/1283582902853394432

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Emily Spinach
Oct 21, 2010

:)
It’s 🌿Garland🌿!😯😯😯 No…🙅 I am become😤 😈CHAOS👿! MMMMH😋 GHAAA😫

Jiru posted:

Check, please? It's a webcomic but it definitelty fits that description.

I realize this was a few pages ago but thanks for this. It was super cute and, as a southern hockey fan who bakes, definitely my jam (but not Aunt Judy’s jam, I’m not a monster).

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/fussybabybitch/status/1286877820082434048

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 05:20
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uvar
Jul 25, 2011

Avoid breathing
radioactive dust.
College Slice
https://twitter.com/AynRandy/status/846254863604330496

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 05:29
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Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
https://twitter.com/Chinchillazllla/status/1286761420093358082

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nexus6
Sep 2, 2011

If only you could see what I've seen with your eyes

Absurd Alhazred posted:

https://twitter.com/fussybabybitch/status/1286877820082434048



(not you, Twitter)

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Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

nexus6 posted:



(not you, Twitter)

I was actually really happy for once that the tweet told me what I was looking for, so I knew to click the picture.

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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




 https://twitter.com/moonmistblue/status/1286309259655950339?s=20

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Moon Slayer
Jun 19, 2007

Necrothatcher posted:

https://twitter.com/moonmistblue/status/1286309259655950339?s=20

So many good new thread titles ...

Unrelated:

https://twitter.com/JohnBerman/status/1286820581543903235

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Solar Tornado
Aug 9, 2016

A true fool keeps on fighting, even when there is no more glory to be gained

Necrothatcher posted:

https://twitter.com/moonmistblue/status/1286309259655950339?s=20

EEEEEUUUGGGHH???

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ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


 https://twitter.com/MonicaLewinsky/status/1286787059026292736

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 15:19
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Ambitious Spider
Feb 13, 2012



Lipstick Apathy

Necrothatcher posted:

https://twitter.com/moonmistblue/status/1286309259655950339?s=20

should just be rules for the internet at large tbh

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 15:19
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Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

 https://twitter.com/BernieSanders/status/1286789081750474754
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StillFullyTerrible
Feb 16, 2020

you should have left Let's Play open for public view, Lowtax

Ambitious Spider posted:

should just be rules for the internet at large tbh

yeah, for cowards and weaklings maybe

*sits in her trash can collating cursed bee images and disturbing anthropomorphic birds*

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 15:43
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Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
 https://twitter.com/whatapityonyou/status/1286831060362264576?s=21

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Musluk
May 23, 2011

Necrothatcher posted:

https://twitter.com/moonmistblue/status/1286309259655950339?s=20

Noo, not my hotdogs perilously close to bathtubs art exhibit!

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

 I can’t even get the straw through the top of my hollandaise sauce carton, I think some of these are just rules for the sake of being rules

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flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




 No playing Lemon Demon - Annoyed Grunt in public?? Might as well just ban all Scorpios

* # ? Jul 25, 2020 17:30
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