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how long does trump go to jail for?
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Asproigerosis
Mar 13, 2013

insufferable

bebop esq posted:

do they think he was faking having a stroke?

Getting a pacemaker for my fake arrhythmia that resulted in my fake stroke just to keep up appearances

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kaleedity
Feb 27, 2016



i know it's a pooky post but they could've posted the bit from the 911 call where the dispatcher asked a good question lmoa

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

Uncle Wemus posted:

But how will we pay for it

We'll just take the money from the auto workers strike fund

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
just heard the news, I can’t believe he’s dead

I mean, I can, but drat, still

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



https://www.hrc.org/resources/attacks-on-gender-affirming-care-by-state-map


CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009


i love how people still think putin is gonna sweep europe so we gotta fight him in ukraine or All is Lost

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
lots of good stuff I can't post

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

CODChimera posted:

i love how people still think putin is gonna sweep europe so we gotta fight him in ukraine or All is Lost

a specter is haunting Europe

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins

Pooky posted:

lots of good stuff I can't post

just post you motherfucker

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

Pooky posted:

lots of good stuff I can't post

you could, but you’re afraid

WrasslorMonkey
Mar 5, 2012

Red Baron posted:

just heard the news, I can’t believe he’s dead

I mean, I can, but drat, still

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

as long as it is safe for work it should be posted, even if it mocks Kamala Harris

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

I willllll remember youuuuuu

will youuu remember meeeee

Buddykins
Feb 12, 2011

Fuck you Bikins

Buddykins posted:

just post you motherfucker

legit lmao pooks

CODChimera
Jan 29, 2009

Pooky posted:

lots of good stuff I can't post

do it, we're all counting on you for the content

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/ext_tw_video/1705020590883565568/pu/vid/avc1/720x1280/TVygfDrNIAbLA1qO.mp4?tag=12

helta
Jun 16, 2018

going back to my roots

Lurkers need to drop a line or two. Feels weird at first, but then it becomes normal with your new truno friends. Just don't be from Pennsylvania, and/or share pics of your feet.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
the set of things you can post on something awful dot com and the set of things you cannot post on something awful dot com when displayed as a Venn diagram?

CaptainBeefart
Mar 28, 2016


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1YcrVeZHYY

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

muh cars!!

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007


Mickey Rooney loves internal combustion

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://video.twimg.com/amplify_video/1705036504169418752/vid/avc1/1278x720/ib8Pgy56LgmTOTVb.mp4?tag=14
watch MTG start a war

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
WILL SOMEONE PLEASE THINK OF THE TITANS OF INDUSTRY?? THOSE POWERLESS AND MEEK BEINGS???

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

good, I hope she does, I hope she fights in the war

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan
MTG AND THE FIGHTIN FIFTH SCREAMIN DEAMINS

OceanCyclone
May 29, 2022

Mayor of Yambag City

Buddykins posted:

I dont intentionally piss every woman off in my life - i'm just a poo poo garbage person

ok so what are you gonna do about it

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/VivekGRamaswamy/status/1705033584392700117

quote:

The climate disaster-related death rate is down by 98% over the last century, due to fossil fuels. 8x as many people die of cold temperatures as warm ones, and the best way to stop all temperature-related deaths right now is broader access to fossil fuels. China has 115 coal plants under construction now & another 250 planned while we’re shutting down the few we have left in America. These are inconvenient truths for the likes of the @GavinNewsom who wax eloquent about “science” without having the first clue about it. Utterly shameful that this represents the state of political leadership in America today.

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

gently caress year

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007
no lube anal fan

OceanCyclone posted:

ok so what are you gonna do about it

hi, buddykins spokesman here: nothing

Shifty Nipples
Apr 8, 2007

BONGHITZ posted:

love is not for us, we trum

mdemone
Mar 14, 2001

why is there a commercial on my TV based around the idea that "people are commuting to work again"

are there really that many companies that have been WFH in the last year? what is happening here

Greg Legg
Oct 6, 2004

This motherfucker is scary. Just evil.

Rubellavator
Aug 16, 2007


if we went to war with the cartels they'd outright own the country in 20 years.

SomethingBeautiful
Oct 22, 2008

Some celestial event. No- no words. No words to describe it. Poetry! They should have sent a poet. So beautiful. So beautiful... I had no idea

mdemone posted:

why is there a commercial on my TV based around the idea that "people are commuting to work again"

are there really that many companies that have been WFH in the last year? what is happening here

yeah probably

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Holy poo poo this is the first time I knew what the lyrics were.
uck. never realized how mumbly 50 cent is

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Greg Legg posted:

This motherfucker is scary. Just evil.

yeah he is unnerving to me on some kind of profound fundamental level

limp dick calvin
Sep 1, 2006

Strepitoso. Vedete? Una meraviglia.
ouhhh I’m icing my knee and it feels so good. I wish I didn’t gently caress up my knee

Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋
https://twitter.com/JesseBWatters/status/1705027077462729157

mazzi Chart Czar
Sep 24, 2005

Rubellavator posted:

if we went to war with the cartels they'd outright own the country in 20 years.

mexico only has one really well guarded government gun store.
We could cut back production on our own .....

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tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006




oh he wears glasses now huh

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