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Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Oh yeah I remember that now. Thanks!

The future intel officer wife is probably the best shimpost ever though.

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Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/dasharez0ne/status/756501971339653120

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

Mr. Nice! posted:

Oh yeah I remember that now. Thanks!

The future intel officer wife is probably the best shimpost ever though.

drat, I was just going to say the same thing

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
was it 50FA that had that great arctic story about redshirts going missing?

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

VikingSkull posted:

was it 50FA that had that great arctic story about redshirts going missing?

No, that was humper monkey iirc

BigDave
Jul 14, 2009

Taste the High Country
David Duke, former leader of the Klu Klux Klan, has died due to a apparent self-inflected gunshot wound.



That's the headline I wish I could post in this thread. Instead, I have to post this real one: Ex-KKK leader David Duke says he plans to run for US Senate

Bored As Fuck
Jan 1, 2006
Fun Shoe
You gently caress

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Friend of mine is reporting shots fired in the Olympiazentrum shopping mall in Munich :suicide:

/edit
They're getting info from outlets because no-one knows what's up, except "several dead"

http://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-36870874

Duzzy Funlop fucked around with this message at 17:56 on Jul 22, 2016

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/22/europe/germany-munich-shooting/index.html

thats about all i see but its over?



edit:

in non-shooting news:

Colorado town awaits tests to see if THC is in the water supply

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/thc-water-supply-colorado

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 17:59 on Jul 22, 2016

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Hot Karl Marx posted:

http://www.cnn.com/2016/07/22/europe/germany-munich-shooting/index.html

thats about all i see but its over?



edit:

in non-shooting news:

Colorado town awaits tests to see if THC is in the water supply

http://talkingpointsmemo.com/news/thc-water-supply-colorado

More like: Colorado town about to see if tourism will be up

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Looks like I picked a great time to travel through Bavaria after my project in Germany next week.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Apparently, there are further shootings being reported, one at the Stachus, a large public square in Munich

Kawasaki Nun
Jul 16, 2001

by Reene
So uh where was that Trump pivot everyone was talking about a few months ago? Seems like he declared himself some type of south American strongman / Jesus with a lot of doom and gloom thrown in. I feel like that speech went beyond the point of no return for any type of pivot

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

http://www.politico.eu/article/vanilla-nice-signs-point-to-kaine-as-clintons-vp-choice-democratic-vice-president-tim-kaine/

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

Who the hell is Tim Kaine?

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Who the hell is Tim Kaine?

VA senator. Head of the DNC for a while. Safe pick.

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Who the hell is Tim Kaine?

Nothing good.

Edit: Nevermind I was thinking of the Virgina Governor.

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

gfanikf posted:

Nothing good.

Edit: Nevermind I was thinking of the Virgina Governor.

yeah kaine is alright. boring but will be a decent VP, if you take Biden out for ruining the curve for everyone else

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Looks like private loving pyle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNEr0YeJt6A

Marshal Prolapse
Jun 23, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

yeah kaine is alright. boring but will be a decent VP, if you take Biden out for ruining the curve for everyone else

Why couldn't we have had Biden? :smith:

His son, dying, even begged him to do it.

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

Nostalgia4Butts posted:

yeah kaine is alright. boring but will be a decent VP, if you take Biden out for ruining the curve for everyone else

He's a nice, positive dude. I met him a few times when I was working at the Law School where he taught after leaving office.

UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit
https://twitter.com/amanda_m_macias/status/756495967348752384

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!

Duzzy Funlop posted:

Apparently, there are further shootings being reported, one at the Stachus, a large public square in Munich

https://twitter.com/PolizeiMuenchen/status/756551889622339584

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

Another putsch?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

From one of the videos, it seems like at least one shooter is the posterchild goon. White, festively plump, bandshirt, unadulterated growth of unwashed hair on the head. And then there's a second video out with a lanky dude on the top of a parking deck, in a back-and-forth slapfight with some bavarian dude that is trying to keep him occupied by yelling while directing the police towards him.

Both suspects appear to be white, dare I say supremely-so.

/edit
Guy in the parkdeck video claims to be born German, and is ranting about "Scheiss-Kanacken!", which is derogatory for Turks.

Welp.

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

Nothing good ever happens in Munich.

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?

MA-Horus posted:

Nothing good ever happens in Munich.

This shooting is for tossers and sheep-shaggers. The real terror attack is underground. :(

psydude
Apr 1, 2008

MA-Horus posted:

Nothing good ever happens in Munich.

Oktoberfest?

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Realtalk: Cops are calling it three suspects at large with rifles, all public transportation shut down, state of emergency declared, now they're calling it a terror attack, but haven't commented on the identities yet.



gently caress this dumb planet.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
If it is right wingers, I'm surprised it took this long, honestly.

Bulky Bartokomous
Nov 3, 2006

In Mypos, only the strong survive.

Get some GSG9

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

they aren't at a Spanish amusement park though

TCD
Nov 13, 2002

Every step, a fucking adventure.

psydude posted:

Oktoberfest?

Starkbierfest.

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe
They just said on the news and I forgot, today is the anniversary of Brevik's rampage

Comrade Blyatlov
Aug 4, 2007


should have picked four fingers





VikingSkull posted:

they aren't at a Spanish amusement park though

They were in the 30s

Seizure Meat
Jul 23, 2008

by Smythe

Two Finger posted:

They were in the 30s

it was a Rainbow Six joke

Booblord Zagats
Oct 30, 2011


Pork Pro

Two Finger posted:

They were in the 30s

Other way around

Duzzy Funlop
Jan 13, 2010

Hi there, would you like to try some spicy products?
Nuke the planet, play Pokemon Go in heaven, give the cockroaches the chance at this lovely rock that they deserve

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UP THE BUM NO BABY
Sep 1, 2011

by Hand Knit

VikingSkull posted:

it was a Rainbow Six joke

I'm embarrassed to say that I got the joke.

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