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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.
Johnsons a bit of a chucker at times too. I can remember one of his decent spells being rife with it.

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EMC
Aug 17, 2004

Ashley Giles was a huge chucker, those averages can't be legit

RideTheSpiral
Sep 18, 2005
College Slice
I don't get why anyone post Murali would ever bowl offspin without chucking.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Who remembers James Kirtley? Blatant chucker, but still could barely get it above 80mph. You just used to think, why loving bother mate.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Didn't he play for England in some short version of the game? I remember sky used to always big up his one day bowling as if he was spectacular.

butlerson
Feb 12, 2011

thehappyprince posted:

Didn't he play for England in some short version of the game? I remember sky used to always big up his one day bowling as if he was spectacular.

He did play tests, remember him carving up the Saffers at Trent Bridge in 03. I think everyone loved the fact he was skiddy.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

He played a few tests and ODIs in the early 2000s, then inexplicably got called up for the 2007 twenty20 world cup, probably because he played for Sussex, and that was when Peter Sussex was coach, and picked all his Sussex friends even though they were poo poo, like Luke Sussex and Matt Sussex.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

"Kirtley was a surprising selection in the England squad for the 2007 World Twenty20 in South Africa, he was named alongside other specialists Darren Maddy, leg spinner Chris Schofield and veteran off spinner and former spin coach Jeremy Snape.[2] Kirtley played one (wicketless) match against Australia."

Haha Chris Schofield. What a terrible cricketer he was an all.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Yeah everyone was like, stop picking blockers in the twenty20 side you bellends, and their response was to wheel out that bunch of no hopers

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

If you two are going to keep on reminiscing about poo poo English players you'll add another 30 pages to the thread.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

I'll reminisce about great ones instead, like Jimmy 'Bomber' Anderson, who could today become England's highest ever wicket taker in all formats. My favourite was the time he bounced Chris Martin, hahah.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

or this one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stmCs09SSsI

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Typical English thuggery.

Rollie Fingers
Jul 28, 2002

Speaking of English chuckers

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b7xFk7oCZgw

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

We need the full story on that. David Gower is a gentleman, there's no way he would chuck unless he was provoked. I suspect that the New Zealanders had been cheating, which would also explain why they didn't lose like normal.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

The last time England and New Zealand played an ODI on this ground New Zealand won by 10 wickets so I expect an equally emphatic result today.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

sometimes i wish we'd never invented new zealand

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Oh loving hell I've just remembered Ashley Giles is the coach. This is all lose/lose.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
They could tie.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

gonna start looking at other countries to support in preparation for giles getting the test job.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
How about one of the minnows? Australia perhaps?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


See you later Al.

edit: Mitch and Mills really need a good start because the rest of our attack is utter poo poo.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Has the Phantom retired?

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


goatface posted:

Has the Phantom retired?

He last played an ODI in 08.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

goatface posted:

How about one of the minnows? Australia perhaps?

lol let's not start banging the fat birds until we've well and truly exhausted our options of average to fair looking ones eh.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

For every wicket we lose Ashley Giles should receive one punch in the kidney.

MacDougall
Apr 21, 2008

Definitely Australian

Hyperriker posted:

Do you play/have you played a sport, just out of interest?

Of course I have. I wouldn't throw a game under any circumstances but I'm not an international cricketer playing in the world cup.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Giles should drop Cook.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Off the balcony?

loving hell you fucks, score some loving runs.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

Lol nice catch nooblord

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Hooray! A DLF Maximum!

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Why doesn't Hales play ODIs btw? Has this ever been explained?

Smorgasbord
Jun 18, 2004

Our review identified changes needed to be made and, in Stephen, we have a coach who has a reputation for demanding the highest standards.
I had no idea the first ODI was today, looks like a decent enough start for us economy wise. Cook is poo poo as I suspected and hopefully we can tie Trott up so he can get a nice little 80 not out for his average while England limp to 200.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

If Ian Bell was from New Zealand he'd be their batsman ever. Makes you think.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Lionel RichTea posted:

If Ian Bell was from New Zealand he'd be their batsman ever. Makes you think.

I agree, the perfect adjective to describe Ian Bell is nothing.

thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

If Ian Bell was from New Zealand he'd be their best bowler ever.

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

quote:

19.3
Ellis to Bell, SIX, Bell brings up fifty with a delectable loft over the long-off boundary after walking down the track and playing an exquisite check drive

Did you see that.

Delectable.

Exquisite.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

Lionel RichTea posted:

Did you see that.

Delectable.

Exquisite.

Better than the shot that got him caught or... ?

Lionel Richie
Nov 14, 2004

Of course it was. What a silly comment.

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thehappyprince
Apr 4, 2006

Alastair Cock

there's an explanation of the jist of cricket in the op master chef if you need to check up on the basics again

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