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EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Bubba Smith posted:

Mighty Mouse owns but him headlining a PPV would mean fewer buyrates, not more. I don't think DJ is gonna headline a PPV again until WME-IMG has earned 8 billion dollars and has sold off the company to Activision

Probably not but it's satisfy their "champs must headline" criterion and it's hardly less attractive than the Holloway/Pettis interim fight. I mean that fight is insanely sick and cool but is it that big a draw? Then again Conor being stripped isn't a bad result at all.

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Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

You can't have a whole season of a tv show where it's building up the winner fighting for the title at the finale and then move that fight to PPV

7 RING SHRIMP
Oct 3, 2012

I have a huge cock Joe

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

EmmyOk posted:

Probably not but it's satisfy their "champs must headline" criterion and it's hardly less attractive than the Holloway/Pettis interim fight. I mean that fight is insanely sick and cool but is it that big a draw? Then again Conor being stripped isn't a bad result at all.

pettis was on a weeties box. i think he's a weird sex-offender looking guy but i assume being on a cereal box means you're more popular than a 5'3 baby man known more for playing xbox than fighting

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

Marching Powder posted:

pettis was on a weeties box. i think he's a weird sex-offender looking guy but i assume being on a cereal box means you're more popular than a 5'3 baby man known more for playing xbox than fighting

Haha I forgot about the wheaties.

Dirt
May 26, 2003

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I have a huge cock Joe

Best answer/part of the interview imo

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Never forget

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Austin-Pettis-WHEATIES-Cereal-Box-UFC-Champion-MINT-/122073749104

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Triticum Guzzler posted:

so cormier is having surgery, cain is having surgery, and rockhold is desperately trying to avoid having surgery. just gotta hit nudge on that final wheel and small golden fragments of josh thomson will start pouring out of the machine.

The reminds me of something I've been meaning to ask the thread for a while:

Does anybody remember this Cormier tweet a while back crowing about finally knocking down Rockhold in sparring?

https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/729813228788797440

That was less than a month before the Bisping fight. IIRC they both played it off as a joke a couple days later when asked about it, but considering what we know about AKA, could Rockhold have gotten stung badly enough in training that it contributed to the Bisping KO while also not keeping him from getting medically cleared to fight?

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Yes

DumbWhiteGuy
Jul 4, 2007

You need haters. Fellas if you got 20 haters, you need 40 of them motherfuckers. If there's any haters in here that don't have nobody to hate on, feel free to hate on me

Bubba Smith posted:

Jon said he used to get blackout drunk a week before every fight but the OSP fight was the first time he was sober.

So I'm just throwing it out there have we considered maybe the definitive best base for MMA is actually being an alcoholic?

https://twitter.com/LegKickTKO/status/804162242057015296

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

:swoon: MURALI :swoon:


Obviously Conor was holding up the division but handing the belt back to the guy that got starched in 13 seconds and then giving A.Pettis, who's sucked poo poo recently, a shot at an interim makes the division look like a joke.

mewse
May 2, 2006

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Obviously Conor was holding up the division but handing the belt back to the guy that got starched in 13 seconds and then giving A.Pettis, who's sucked poo poo recently, a shot at an interim makes the division look like a joke.

The division has been a joke since Conor chained up the belt, put it in a box and buried it in the desert. They're hitting the reboot switch, the title doesn't matter until some fights actually happen.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Obviously Conor was holding up the division but handing the belt back to the guy that got starched in 13 seconds and then giving A.Pettis, who's sucked poo poo recently, a shot at an interim makes the division look like a joke.

Let Conor fight for the belt if he wants it

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Obviously Conor was holding up the division but handing the belt back to the guy that got starched in 13 seconds and then giving A.Pettis, who's sucked poo poo recently, a shot at an interim makes the division look like a joke.

Conor is not ever going to fight FW again. So essentially you have to look at it like Conor doesn't exist. In that world, Aldo obviously should be the champ. It is not a joke at all. Who deserves the belt more than Aldo? No one. It also can't be vacated because Aldo is the interim champ.

If you see this as a joke, then thats a problem with you more than anything else. Conor is not a featherweight and never should have fought FW. He endured a brutal cut to pick on all these guys who are much smaller than him.

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].

:edi:

4 RING SHRIMP posted:

I have a huge cock Joe

Any Wafflehouse waitress between Jones' house and the gym can confirm.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


...and the pitch! posted:

Let Conor fight for the belt if he wants it

He doesn't, that's kind of the point.

Man had a tweetstorm saying what an outrage it was he was off 200 less than an hour after the announcement was made. Days after being stripped of a belt and he still hasn't made a public statement on it. That's not the action of a man who had any current plans of defending the belt, and if he ever had them since winning the belt he sure didn't value it over his other plans of Anything Else.

It was noticeable enough to everyone else around him that UFC were thinking about stripping him for at least months before they finally did.

Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
The most telling hint was perhaps when they repeatedly told Conor, at multiple press events, to his face, that he was going to lose a belt.

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Lipstick Apathy

Rigel posted:

Conor is not a featherweight and never should have fought FW. He endured a brutal cut to pick on all these guys who are much smaller than him.

what are your thoughs on rumble and gleison tibau

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Sure but he barely ever actually made weight back when he was fighting at welter and middle, right? At least Conor was actually making the cut as opposed to doing things like coming in at 197 for a 185 fight.

fatherdog
Feb 16, 2005

Wise Learned Man posted:

The reminds me of something I've been meaning to ask the thread for a while:

Does anybody remember this Cormier tweet a while back crowing about finally knocking down Rockhold in sparring?

https://twitter.com/dc_mma/status/729813228788797440

That was less than a month before the Bisping fight. IIRC they both played it off as a joke a couple days later when asked about it, but considering what we know about AKA, could Rockhold have gotten stung badly enough in training that it contributed to the Bisping KO while also not keeping him from getting medically cleared to fight?

I think it came out that he'd ankle-picked him and he was kidding.

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
Yeah, Bisping floored him with the best punch of his career

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Ratios and Tendency posted:

Obviously Conor was holding up the division but handing the belt back to the guy that got starched in 13 seconds and then giving A.Pettis, who's sucked poo poo recently, a shot at an interim makes the division look like a joke.

I like how JDS knocked out cain in a minute and then cain came back and gave him a series of life altering beatings. I also like how Jose is currently zero fights removed from the best win of his career. Don't know why I'm bringing these things up but if you think the division is a joke you might be fully retarded.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Marching Powder posted:

I also like how Jose is currently zero fights removed from the best win of his career.

I personally though the first Edgar fight was the better fight, but you're right about the better win.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
No one has ever made Edgar look outclassed than Aldo, it really should go down as one of the single greatest performances in MMA history up there with Jones-Shogun, TJ-Barao I and several Anderson Silva fights.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
It was pretty amazing just how soundly he shut down Frankie's entire offense

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again

That fight was weird because for me at least it just kinda happened. I thought it was boring but impressive at the time but looking back it was a way bigger deal and very impressive for Aldo. He came in and forced Frankie to play into his puzzle and nothing worked.

Bubba Smith
Sep 27, 2004

Is tonight the greatest moment in Dominick Cruz's life?

No.

The greatest moment in my life was realizing that I didn't need a belt to be happy.
Jose Aldo was super loving cool & violent when he was younger.

-Atom-
Sep 13, 2003

Contrarian Dick

Bad At Everything

Bubba Smith posted:

Jose Aldo was super loving cool & violent when he was younger.

that fight with Frankie proved he's still way cool.

ROFLburger
Jan 12, 2006


holy poo poo lmao

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing
McGregor and Aldo both came back from super embarrassing loses, which owns. There are a lot of boxing greats that have been ruined by losing to someone better

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Aldo is ridiculously good and a fight with Conor what isn't ended by a meteor punch in seconds would probably be amazing.

As cool as the 13 second KO was, it also probably denied us a FOTY contender. Ifs and buts, though.

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
I'm looking forward to everyone talking up Aldo and then him getting knocked out in even less time.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Detroit_Dogg posted:

I'm looking forward to everyone talking up Aldo and then him getting knocked out in even less time.

by who?

Detroit_Dogg
Feb 2, 2008
Aaron Rodgers is gay and lame and oh please cum in me Aaron PLEASE I NEED IT OH STAFFORD YOUR COCK IS NOT WORTHY ONLY THE GAYEST RODGERS PRICK CAN SATISFY MY DESPERATE THROAT
noted knockout artist Max Holloway

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.
huh. when max fought conor max was one fight removed from getting a split decision nod against leonard garcia.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


Marching Powder posted:

huh. when max fought conor max was one fight removed from getting a split decision nod against leonard garcia.

Getting a win in a split against Leonard Garcia is legit impressive.
Not for a particularly good reason, but still.

Lord Waffle Beard
Dec 7, 2013
What's funny was Garcia actually should have gotten the nod in that fight too

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Yeah Mighty Mouse will never headline a PPV. Even without a fake title, Holloway vs Pettis is most likely a better draw.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Bubba Smith posted:

Jose Aldo was super loving cool & violent when he was younger.

He only stopped violently finishing people because he's fighting better guys

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Shirkelton
Apr 6, 2009

I'm not loyal to anything, General... except the dream.
Even after he started fighting in the UFC, he still KO'd Chad Mendes and stopped TKZ, both of which were impressive for their own reasons.

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