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https://twitter.com/codyalcorn/status/1393016909403234307?s=21
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# ? May 14, 2021 19:09 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 16:06 |
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No big loss.
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# ? May 14, 2021 19:10 |
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hey isnt that where doobie was from? pickens county al? hence the pickens county tornado dog?
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# ? May 14, 2021 19:17 |
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Pickens County, SC, but not a major difference. They have a subway and a funeral parlor too.
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# ? May 14, 2021 19:29 |
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she fought the SLAW
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# ? May 14, 2021 19:46 |
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lol burnt wreckage piled high am i right? anyway, we'll have gas shortages long enough to gently caress up memorial day weekend now. hope everyone is happy!
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# ? May 14, 2021 19:49 |
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Imagine, roads of American drivers who're extra flammable and explosive
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# ? May 14, 2021 20:35 |
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I hate memorial day weekend. That rules
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# ? May 14, 2021 20:38 |
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my only sympathies lie with the delicious gas station hot dogs on rollers, spinning round and round hoping to be eaten.....alas
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# ? May 14, 2021 20:39 |
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JFC these dumbass sheriffs still trying to do police chases.
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# ? May 15, 2021 02:57 |
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Finally the extra two non-running cars in our yard are gonna come in handy 'cause their tanks are full, baybeeee. Time to break out the gravel vac
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# ? May 15, 2021 03:14 |
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Achtane posted:Finally the extra two non-running cars in our yard are gonna come in handy 'cause their tanks are full, baybeeee. excellent post / avatar energy
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# ? May 15, 2021 03:55 |
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Milo and POTUS posted:Computers aren't going to suck your dick bro
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# ? May 15, 2021 04:08 |
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LanceHunter posted:It's more complicated than that, as much as we all love to hate on capitalism. Billing systems have things like customer records and addresses in them, and were part of what became inaccessible. So even if we had immediately nationalized the infrastructure and ordered Colonial to give away all of the gasoline for free, they would have to rebuild the list of where to even send the gas before it could get flowing. It's a pipeline, I think they know which customers are sucking on their pipeline without a billing spreadsheet.
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# ? May 15, 2021 04:22 |
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Sounds about right for Pickens.
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# ? May 15, 2021 04:57 |
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Who knew hoarding gas would be so dangerous.
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# ? May 15, 2021 05:45 |
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Emily Spinach posted:Sounds about right for Pickens. The pickins are slim, but also aren't.
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# ? May 15, 2021 05:50 |
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Were there any actual supply shortages or was this entirely caused by algorithm-crazed floridians.
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# ? May 15, 2021 06:59 |
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Pekinduck posted:Were there any actual supply shortages or was this entirely caused by algorithm-crazed floridians. hey don't understate the power of the algorithm
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# ? May 15, 2021 08:10 |
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Pekinduck posted:Were there any actual supply shortages or was this entirely caused by algorithm-crazed floridians. There was no shortages. They just stopped supplying gas to make sure they got paid for it.
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# ? May 15, 2021 11:26 |
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well also the shortages that did exist were only caused by people hoarding
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# ? May 15, 2021 13:45 |
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There was a shortage at the final retail point of sale, and that meant all the same boomers who would lecture AOC about how she doesn't understand basic economics are now buying gas at retail markups with no way to safely store it nor use it before it goes bad.
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# ? May 15, 2021 13:49 |
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It’s not a shortage unless it comes from the shôrtáge region, otherwise it’s just sparkling panic buying
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# ? May 15, 2021 13:53 |
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:They don't care, they paid $5 million dollars but are probably going to make $100 million dollars because the demand went up for the gas and now they can charge more for it and they are going to take their time lowering the gas prices back... Probably did it themselves ;-)
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# ? May 15, 2021 15:42 |
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hell who wouldnt say yes to a pipeline in their backyard and drilling the poo poo out of national parks to avoid waiting in line for gas.
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# ? May 15, 2021 17:31 |
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Phobophilia posted:no way to safely store it nor use it before it goes bad. I feel like these people will no doubt use this gas in the next two weeks one way or another, but it’s the absolute stinginess that makes me laugh the hardest. So intensely worried about gas, but not enough to go buy a gas can or other receptacle. There have been numerous articles about cars burned to the ground from it. astounding
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# ? May 15, 2021 17:49 |
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Phobophilia posted:There was a shortage at the final retail point of sale, and that meant all the same boomers who would lecture AOC about how she doesn't understand basic economics are now buying gas at retail markups with no way to safely store it nor use it before it goes bad. It doesn't go bad if you put the plastic bag in your fridge or freezer.
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# ? May 15, 2021 18:16 |
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I don’t want my gasoline to get moldy
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# ? May 15, 2021 18:19 |
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Better start burning rubber then
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# ? May 15, 2021 18:21 |
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Woof Blitzer posted:I don’t want my gasoline to get moldy
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# ? May 15, 2021 18:31 |
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Would anyone inform me how people (plan to) utilize the gas stored in plastic bags? I realize that the comedy option is that they explode long before you might use them. But let's say for some reason they don't. What now? Pour it using a funnel into the one proper container you own, and then into your car? Bright Bart fucked around with this message at 22:49 on May 15, 2021 |
# ? May 15, 2021 22:16 |
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Just lift the bag up to the receptacle and snip a corner off with scissors. Preferably while enjoying the relaxing taste of Marlboro
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# ? May 15, 2021 22:22 |
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Klyith posted:What are they gonna do, run an ethernet cable for their private LAN? https://arstechnica.com/information-technology/2016/11/private-microwave-networks-financial-hft/
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# ? May 15, 2021 22:49 |
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i know for a fact that nuclear reactor plants are not connected in any way to the internet, so why the gently caress are pipelines?
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# ? May 16, 2021 01:48 |
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They aren't, it's the payment servers lmao
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# ? May 16, 2021 01:55 |
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Bright Bart posted:Would anyone inform me how people (plan to) utilize the gas stored in plastic bags?
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# ? May 16, 2021 02:48 |
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lol crazy canucks buying their cum in bags
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# ? May 16, 2021 02:53 |
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PinheadSlim posted:lol crazy canucks buying their cum in bags Its cheaper that way.
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# ? May 16, 2021 03:02 |
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I really really would love to shoot that with a rifle, not with anyone inside but just from a distance way out in the desert somewhere or something
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# ? May 16, 2021 03:06 |
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# ? May 30, 2024 16:06 |
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SC here, still no gas. It's been two days with my car on empty. The only thing in walking distance is a cigarette and booze place not a food place
TheWorldsaStage fucked around with this message at 03:19 on May 16, 2021 |
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