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Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

DemeaninDemon posted:

Or men just stop raping.

Listen, somebody's going to be doing the raping. That's a given.

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A Winner is Jew
Feb 14, 2008

by exmarx

Chokes McGee posted:

I'm doing what I can :negative:

Look at this beta bitch.

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

Oh weird. Thank you.

Mantis42
Jul 26, 2010

TheBigAristotle posted:

That picture is making me rethink this date I have tonight with one of those crossfit types... she doesn't have this type of strength, I hope :ohdear:

Why? That gif is literally how I want to die.

Mel Mudkiper
Jan 19, 2012

At this point, Mudman abruptly ends the conversation. He usually insists on the last word.

Mantis42 posted:

Why? That gif is literally how I want to die.

That gif is how I want to live

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

poor life choice posted:

Oh weird. Thank you.

Were you on mobile? Some times tweets load in weird or not at all on my tablet.

https://twitter.com/GovernorPerry/status/770759458091704320

Well I'd say that about does it for Hamilton

Madkal
Feb 11, 2008

Fallen Rib

Mantis42 posted:

Why? That gif is literally how I want to die.

Death by snu snu.

poor life choice
Jul 21, 2006

zoux posted:

Were you on mobile? Some times tweets load in weird or not at all on my tablet.

https://twitter.com/GovernorPerry/status/770759458091704320

Well I'd say that about does it for Hamilton

Firefox on a desktop.

:shrug:

Mr Interweb
Aug 25, 2004

Cythereal posted:

http://i.imgur.com/GZEQYkG.gifv

Pictured: The GOP's idea of a real woman, apparently.


...This makes so many things suddenly make sense, thinking about it.

I mean, since we're on the subject and all...

AMorePerfctGoonion
Aug 11, 2016

by exmarx
Instead of a vagina dentata, thighs that smash your balls like a pinata

Anyway to get back on to the serious questions: Will Clinton be funny at the White House Correspondents Dinners? She's got big boots to fill, Obama has been absolutely killing it. More importantly, will Trump show up? Obama turned him into a running gag. I hope Clinton continues the tradition. Sometimes I wonder if the mockery is what drove Trump to compete for the presidency in the first place.

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

Why the hell does Trump get an invite to those in the first place???

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

codenameFANGIO posted:

Why the hell does Trump get an invite to those in the first place???

A good ball of the court needs a good jester.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Cythereal posted:

http://i.imgur.com/GZEQYkG.gifv

Pictured: The GOP's idea of a real woman, apparently.


...This makes so many things suddenly make sense, thinking about it.

Self-abortions are getting weird.

Heck Yes! Loam!
Nov 15, 2004

a rich, friable soil containing a relatively equal mixture of sand and silt and a somewhat smaller proportion of clay.
https://twitter.com/BuzzFeedAndrew/status/770383087213633536

Ben Carson should be option 3

But Not Tonight
May 22, 2006

I could show you around the sights.

FuturePastNow posted:

Would have consensual sex with a strong woman

buddy, it wouldn't matter if she had your consent

if she wanted you, she'd take you and your dad-bod like you were a sex toy

awesmoe
Nov 30, 2005

Pillbug

codenameFANGIO posted:

Why the hell does Trump get an invite to those in the first place???
Someone from the washington post invited him
"Trump, the “Celebrity Apprentice” star, was a natural for the dinner: wildly popular, gregarious, huge. He came at the invitation of writer Lally Weymouth. The daughter of The Washington Post’s legendary Katharine Graham and mother of ­then-publisher Katharine Weymouth co-hosted the Washington Post-Newsweek reception for years and always invited her famous New York and D.C. friends as guests of the newspaper. "

https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...6d7d_story.html

Good Citizen
Aug 12, 2008

trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump trump
LOL at Dan Bongino continuing to be the biggest shitbabby loser even in Florida.

Boon
Jun 21, 2005

by R. Guyovich

This is one of the weirder fetishes.

Goatman Sacks
Apr 4, 2011

by FactsAreUseless
What's with the AP's recent Clinton hateboner? Are they really that mad that they had to go to court to get her meetings records?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



TheBigAristotle posted:

That picture is making me rethink this date I have tonight with one of those crossfit types... she doesn't have this type of strength, I hope :ohdear:

Her greatest crime will be kipping pullups, don't worry

Night10194
Feb 13, 2012

We'll start,
like many good things,
with a bear.

Goatman Sacks posted:

What's with the AP's recent Clinton hateboner? Are they really that mad that they had to go to court to get her meetings records?

And then that there turned out to be nothing really out of the ordinary in them, yes.

hiddenriverninja
May 10, 2013

life is locomotion
keep moving
trust that you'll find your way

Donald Trump getting burned face to dewlap at the WHCD is a price we must be willing to pay, my friends. This year, nay, all years. :911:

codenameFANGIO
May 4, 2012

What are you even booing here?

awesmoe posted:

Someone from the washington post invited him
"Trump, the “Celebrity Apprentice” star, was a natural for the dinner: wildly popular, gregarious, huge. He came at the invitation of writer Lally Weymouth. The daughter of The Washington Post’s legendary Katharine Graham and mother of ­then-publisher Katharine Weymouth co-hosted the Washington Post-Newsweek reception for years and always invited her famous New York and D.C. friends as guests of the newspaper. "

https://www.washingtonpost.com/life...6d7d_story.html

Well here's hoping Trump doesn't get banned from Washington Post events in the future, lol

AMorePerfctGoonion
Aug 11, 2016

by exmarx
Is there any reason the Mother Jones article about Trump Modelling Agency employing models on tourist visas isn't getting much play in the mainstream press? An interesting name pops up:

quote:

In 2007, a few years before his career imploded in a sexting scandal, former Rep. Anthony Weiner (D-N.Y.) sponsored a bill that would give models the same kind of work visas that international entertainers and athletes receive. The tabloids had a field day­—"Give me your torrid, your pure, your totally smokin' foreign babes," screamed a Daily News headline—and the effort ultimately failed.

I guess the public are probably numbed by Trump scandal fatigue. I know I am. I can't even feel my leg anymore

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
did Canova lose yet

computer parts
Nov 18, 2010

PLEASE CLAP

AMorePerfctGoonion posted:

Is there any reason the Mother Jones article about Trump Modelling Agency employing models on tourist visas isn't getting much play in the mainstream press?

Chris Hayes literally just had a segment on it like 20 minutes ago.

Pakled
Aug 6, 2011

WE ARE SMART
http://www.sltrib.com/home/4296101-155/trumps-campaign-chief-once-slammed-romney

quote:

"Mitt Romney goes to the Republican convention, gives his acceptance speech, people give him a standing ovation, and he doesn't have the common decency to say one thing about our troops fighting in Afghanistan?" Bannon told Conservative Republican Forum Radio [in 2012]. "This is a guy who avoided military duty in Vietnam; who has five sons who look like movie stars who have not served their country one day. Oh, but by the way all of them did their two years of Mormon missionary service — every one of them."

saltylopez
Mar 30, 2010
Chris Hayes exposing MassRafter's twitter as a fraud right now!

Eggplant Squire
Aug 14, 2003



Romney was a fucker that did his missionary duty in France then came back to counter protest anti war protesters. He's scum in regards to the military.

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo
lol Grayson lost his primary for the Senate and his new wife lost her primary for his House seat.

:byewhore:

Its Rinaldo
Aug 13, 2010

CODS BINCH

Cythereal posted:

http://i.imgur.com/GZEQYkG.gifv

Pictured: The GOP's idea of a real woman, apparently.


...This makes so many things suddenly make sense, thinking about it.

Please don't post Overwatch Zarya porn here no matter how arousing it is

WhiskeyJuvenile
Feb 15, 2002

by Nyc_Tattoo

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

lol Grayson lost his primary for the Senate and his new wife lost her primary for his House seat.

:byewhore:

lol 59-18

neoliberal
Aug 10, 2016

by WE B Bourgeois
You know Clinton lost 11 points week to week on a Reuter tracking poll that was released today.

All these tracking polls are giving absolutely bizarre numbers

Heteroy
Mar 13, 2004

:fork::fork::fork:
Yam Slacker

WhiskeyJuvenile posted:

lol Grayson lost his primary for the Senate and his new wife lost her primary for his House seat.

:byewhore:

Anthony Weiner once said that Alan Grayson was "one fry short of a Happy Meal".

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Robert Costa reporting that Trump is trying to get a meeting arranged with the President of Mexico IN MEXICO.

The hell?

foobardog
Apr 19, 2007

There, now I can tell when you're posting.

-- A friend :)

hiddenriverninja posted:

Donald Trump getting burned face to dewlap at the WHCD is a price we must be willing to pay, my friends. This year, nay, all years. :911:

In a thousand years, Trump will be celebrated mockingly like Guy Fawkes, until a group of nerds who like to troll beings by altering the laws of physics to cartoon physics without their knowledge adopt Trump avatars for political purposes. The group is eventually overrun by anti-corporalists who refer to those who've not uploaded their minds as bodyfag normies.

Nucleic Acids
Apr 10, 2007

FlamingLiberal posted:

Robert Costa reporting that Trump is trying to get a meeting arranged with the President of Mexico IN MEXICO.

The hell?

What Trump's trying to do (if this is real) is get denied a visit with the President of Mexico, so that he can scream about it to his base.

VikingofRock
Aug 24, 2008




iospace posted:

https://twitter.com/RawStory/status/770711896064483328
So... this is probably going to end well for Conway. Or it gives Clinton more soundbites.

Probably both.

Trump: anime mech suits for all women!

Crows Turn Off
Jan 7, 2008


neoliberal posted:

You know Clinton lost 11 points week to week on a Reuter tracking poll that was released today.

All these tracking polls are giving absolutely bizarre numbers
Link? I've seen people chat about it but haven't seen it yet.

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Tiny Brontosaurus
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

Nucleic Acids posted:

What Trump's trying to do (if this is real) is get denied a visit with the President of Mexico, so that he can scream about it to his base.

Peña Nieto should invite both Trump and HRC and then spend all the time having grownup conversation with Hillary while Donnie fumes.

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