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i'm not gonna lie a 19th century fuckmachine would be an absolutely hilarious thing to have bonus points if you can rig it up to an exercise bike like Mac in Always Sunny e:
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Hot Karl Marx posted:What about an Audi rs4 Plinkey posted:lol no Joementum posted:
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# ? May 17, 2019 01:32 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:i'm not gonna lie a 19th century fuckmachine would be an absolutely hilarious username, too.
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# ? May 17, 2019 06:50 |
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Goo Boy posted:I've loving had it with you assholes. This is easily the most poo poo infest gay rear end place on the internet. You rear end fucks get erections from posting the same crap-filled bullshit (and sucking each other off. Richard Kyanka, you are an evil evil man, and I hope that your wife's womb is barren. For all you fucks that messed with me or the only friend that I found on these forums, all I can say is that revenge will be swift and true, and it will also be mine.
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# ? May 17, 2019 15:07 |
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so THAT'S what happened to his spine
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# ? May 17, 2019 15:26 |
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Surprisingly few permabanned posters on the first page of that thread.
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# ? May 17, 2019 16:12 |
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I mean thanks? I guess? Why are you people clicking through the gas chamber again?
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# ? May 17, 2019 19:37 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I mean thanks? I guess? its EorayMay's thing atm and I thank them for it.
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# ? May 17, 2019 19:42 |
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Karate Bastard posted:I mean thanks? I guess? Occasionally you find gold like that one.
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# ? May 17, 2019 19:47 |
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Wow someone swims through the poo poo So they can get their hit
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# ? May 17, 2019 20:05 |
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Karate Bastard posted:Wow someone swims through the poo poo Good posting
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# ? May 17, 2019 20:17 |
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perfectly_ordinary_QCS_post.odt
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# ? May 17, 2019 20:53 |
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honestly i really like the cadence of "all I can say is that revenge will be swift and true, and it will also be mine" like imagine someonoe like patton oswalt saying it with a clenched fist and a look to the horizon
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# ? May 17, 2019 21:09 |
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If anyone is justified in swearing vengeance against God, Patton Oswalt definitely qualifies.
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# ? May 17, 2019 21:32 |
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Bertrand Hustle posted:If anyone is justified in swearing vengeance against God, Patton Oswalt definitely qualifies. Hey, he's not that ugly.
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# ? May 17, 2019 21:42 |
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Krankenstyle posted:honestly i really like the cadence of "all I can say is that revenge will be swift and true, and it will also be mine" General Patton Oswalt
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# ? May 17, 2019 22:28 |
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cumshitter posted:Personally, I like my twinks to be completely hairless, vaguely mulatto, androgynous, to speak in a singsong voice, and to wear silver jumpsuits. I like the "reactionary fever dream of a liberal dystopia" look. No eyelids is a plus, and the Lil' Orphan Annie no-pupils look will just make me weak in the knees. FactsAreUseless posted:These are just Mormons
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# ? May 18, 2019 03:52 |
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ew gross unless theyre also slick with some vaguely amniotic fluid and their protruding spine has adorable little spiderleg hooks that move in tune to their mood so i can look over their shoulder and say "oh theyre mad now" or whatever, you know
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# ? May 18, 2019 04:42 |
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barf carton posted:I guess I should start this off two days ago, when I woke up and hobbled out of bed, down the stairs, and into the bathroom. Picking the crust from my filmy ocular cavities, I blinked a couple times and looked at the clock. 8:03, no problem. Class isn't until 9:30.
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# ? May 18, 2019 14:52 |
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why is there concrete in the examination room, is that what america is like?
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# ? May 18, 2019 15:11 |
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Azhais posted:Yeah, but years from now he's gonna look at that painting and crumble to dust chitoryu12 posted:The Picture of African Grey.
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# ? May 18, 2019 15:42 |
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Krankenstyle posted:why is there concrete in the examination room, is that what america is like? You know, you're right. I'm starting to think this store might be made up!
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# ? May 18, 2019 15:50 |
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Anybody want a vintage gbs dunkfest about the OP going into code red locked-and-loaded-door-breaching-mode upon discovering poop on his roof, full of Funny Forums Quotes™? Have I got the treat for you!Brainwrong posted:Perhaps I am missing the special logic chip in my brain that equates "excrement on roof" to "FUCKSOCKS! MAN IN HOUSE, ARM SELF. CALL EMERGENCY SERVICES. DEFCON1. WAAAARGH!" Elbonio posted:Maybe the poo poo was there first and your house was accidently built under it? cadex posted:I have a certain amount of admiration to someone who can climb onto someones roof without detection, pull down their pants and continue be relaxed enough to curl one off and piss without losing his balance, making a sound or laughing uncontrollably. TheLastBasselope posted:Op is probably insane - he poo poo on his own roof. It's like Number 23 only with more making GBS threads. I'm sorry to inform you, OP, but when you come out of your psychosis you'll realize you first, poo poo on, then murdered your family. This is all a delusion, and you have no neighbors - your roof making GBS threads drove them away years ago. You heard it here first. BLANCHES oval office posted:agh im going to squat on crazy batshit gun mans roof!!! i hope he has children in the home while i squat barefoot onto his badly done roof and push out me colon snakes. his wife is probably cozy in her snuggly fleece wizard looking robe and the man is drinking a beer. they are not expecting something so bizarre as a child like me to be making GBS threads above them. ahaha im a gradeschool kid who is drinking gin out of a gatorade bottle and now im shot in the stomach by a stupid as gently caress person from the worst state in the country. aaaagh im gutshot and me turds are pouring out silly putty like from the birdshot that riddle me full of deathholes. hail satan death to america i was in band and i was learning clare de lune on the oboe and my mother loved me but now im dead because of guns and idiots.
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# ? May 18, 2019 18:29 |
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One of my little brothers poo poo on a cop car and the cops got so mad he had to join the army to get to safety. He had to go to Iraq twice but the cop wound up fingering a preteen and going to prison so in the long run I guess you could say my brother won
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tactlessbastard posted:One of my little brothers poo poo on a cop car and the cops got so mad he had to join the army to get to safety. He had to go to Iraq twice but the cop wound up fingering a preteen and going to prison so in the long run I guess you could say my brother won
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# ? May 18, 2019 18:48 |
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EorayMel posted:Anybody want a vintage gbs dunkfest about the OP going into code red locked-and-loaded-door-breaching-mode upon discovering poop on his roof, full of Funny Forums Quotes™? Have I got the treat for you! You're the real thread MVP
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# ? May 18, 2019 19:14 |
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For real
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# ? May 18, 2019 19:23 |
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Doesn't are troops Trump cops?
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# ? May 18, 2019 20:09 |
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tactlessbastard posted:One of my little brothers poo poo on a cop car and the cops got so mad he had to join the army to get to safety. He had to go to Iraq twice but the cop wound up fingering a preteen and going to prison so in the long run I guess you could say my brother won
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# ? May 18, 2019 20:14 |
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Outrail posted:Doesn't are troops Trump cops?
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# ? May 18, 2019 20:15 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:One of the most American sentences in history There’s a great American novel in there somewhere
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# ? May 18, 2019 20:27 |
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christmas boots posted:There’s a great American novel in there somewhere It's what the cop was trying to fish outta there.
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# ? May 18, 2019 21:24 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:No, but cops are Trump troops. If the president sent out a memo to soldiers heading out to find ladies of the night, warning that there were sting operations in effect and giving pointers to elude them, would the first few be Trump's top troop tramp trip trap tips?
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# ? May 19, 2019 04:06 |
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:If the president sent out a memo to soldiers heading out to find ladies of the night, warning that there were sting operations in effect and giving pointers to elude them, would the first few be Trump's top troop tramp trip trap tips? no that's just a list of Mitt Romney's kids
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# ? May 19, 2019 04:46 |
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romneys are grown out of mandrake style husks which resemble a pair of khakis and matching sport coat
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# ? May 19, 2019 04:50 |
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Chill Penguin posted:I’ll never forget staying up all night playing this game while my then-GF read poetry to me and we railed crack-grade cocaine, the night Obama beat Mitt Romney. That was a fun shift at Five Guys the next morning.
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# ? May 19, 2019 06:01 |
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sweet thursday posted:Hmm yes you can always tell a post isn't racist and bad when it has attached footnotes sweet thursday posted:Before you think my post is bad, allow me to take you back to a little place called Johannesburg in the 1950's. First slide please
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# ? May 19, 2019 06:23 |
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LORD OF BOOTY posted:no that's just a list of Mitt Romney's kids Those would be twerps. :romshot:
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Son of Sam-I-Am posted:If the president sent out a memo to soldiers heading out to find ladies of the night, warning that there were sting operations in effect and giving pointers to elude them, would the first few be Trump's top troop tramp trip trap tips?
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