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Peter, no! You're not ready to fight real criminals yet!
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Super hero achievements: * keeping a secret identity that no one will ever suspect * loving off and going home * taking a nap in the middle of the day in a roof * carrying a bigass CRT TV in one hand * hating parody newspaper comics * being defeated by a bigger foe, who turned out to have stronger proportional strength
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May 16, 2024 15:49
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Saoshyant posted:Super hero achievements: Villains know his one secret weakness, bullets.
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May 16, 2024 15:52
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It’s amusing how Spidey does nothing in the time it takes for the chopper to land.
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May 16, 2024 16:08
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I don't mean to come off as controversial, but I really think the NYPD needs to rethink their "cave to every demand" policy when it comes to criminal negotiations.
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May 16, 2024 18:40
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Ikasuhito posted:I don't mean to come off as controversial, but I really think the NYPD needs to rethink their "cave to every demand" policy when it comes to criminal negotiations. As long as no one touches the "mag dump, reload, mag dump" policy when they're startled, it should be fine.
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May 16, 2024 22:35
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   But first, a nap!
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May 16, 2024 23:06
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I hate it when half-spider-man face keeps the lips eugh Love that Peter is using some jjj rhetoric tho
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May 16, 2024 23:26
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Ikasuhito posted:I don't mean to come off as controversial, but I really think the NYPD needs to rethink their "cave to every demand" policy when it comes to criminal negotiations.
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May 17, 2024 04:09
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We really need a collage of all the times Robbie Knows, because it's got to be a lot
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May 17, 2024 04:31
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May 17, 2024 05:50
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I was gonna laugh at the security guard assuming the assassination wasn't gonna happen before the address even starts, but I guess Gun Guy seems like he's on board with that too? 
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May 17, 2024 05:57
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Please stand perfectly still while I shoot the three of you
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May 17, 2024 06:05
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SPIDER-MAN HE IS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT YOU JUST DO LITERALLY ANYTHING
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May 17, 2024 07:25
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Escobarbarian posted:SPIDER-MAN HE IS NOT EVEN LOOKING AT YOU JUST DO LITERALLY ANYTHING But he didn't say Simon says. . .
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May 17, 2024 07:59
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he's gonna alk up to the cops, turn his back on them and go "now gently caress off and go home, spider-man" and that'll end the arc  
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May 17, 2024 11:56
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oh my god this arc is so good 
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May 17, 2024 12:50
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I thought for sure this would make the crowd declare Spider-Man a real hero or something. This is a million times better! I'm on Peter's side now, destroy those ungrateful bastards!
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May 17, 2024 13:36
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With great power comes the great responsability of breaking their legs!
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May 17, 2024 14:00
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Pulsarcat posted:I thought for sure this would make the crowd declare Spider-Man a real hero or something. Yeah I'm on his side too. "HEY WHY DON'T YOU JUST HAVE MORE ARMS LIKE THIS COMIC CHARACTER I LIKE, DURRR", gimme a break
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May 17, 2024 14:59
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SilverSupernova posted:Peter is going to refuse to rescue a hostage for wearing a Spidery-Sam shirt isnt he? I'm counting it. This entire stupid arc really is one of the top 3 storylines in this dumb comic strip. Any other series would make this a week long issue at most. Spider-Man will dedicate months to it and I adore this.
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May 17, 2024 15:17
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See, this is how it should have started. I'd be ready to kill someone too if I had just saved someone's life and the idiot masses crowded around me just to bleat "lol your not as cool as this bumblefuck cartoon character!".
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May 17, 2024 15:37
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May 17, 2024 16:10
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Encase someone in webbing and bite them to liquify their innards Peter, you are now legally permitted
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May 17, 2024 17:41
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Iron Man: "The Avengers would like to extrend an invitasshon to Spidery-Sam--" Reporter: "Are you even on the team anymore?" Iron Man: "No more questions!"
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May 17, 2024 18:04
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Volmarias posted:Encase someone in webbing and bite them to liquify their innards Peter, you are now legally permitted But that's what Spidery-Sam would do. Peter seems really into the idea of pictures of Tarantula capturing him.
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May 17, 2024 18:09
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SilverSupernova posted:But that's what Spidery-Sam would do. If they're going to call you Spidery Sam, you are justified in acting like Spidery Sam.
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May 17, 2024 18:15
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JJJ should sue Spider-Man for infringing on Spidery Sam's copyright by going round dressed as a spider and acting like an incompetent thin-skinned loser
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  I don't remember if she knew he worked at the Bugle or if this is just a coincidence.
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May 17, 2024 23:44
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He's going to let himself get beaten up and captured for an extra $20 on the picture.
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I’m not following this Tarantula storyline at all. Rosa is going to turn out to be the villain, right?
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Escobarbarian posted:I’m not following this Tarantula storyline at all. Rosa is going to turn out to be the villain, right? Almost certainly.
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That's my guess, also that she knows Peter is Spidey but didn't act on it previously for NSM plotting reasons
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Yeah, I'm assuming Tarantula is chasing her because she's, idk, a cartel boss or the daughter of one and it's all bootleg Silver Sable. She'll trick Peter into fighting Tarantula, they'll have a misunderstanding and then join forces but she'll have kidnapped MJ.
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So the smoke was never explained!?! I don't know why this is bothering me so much 
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Now that's how you wrap up a story 
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May 18, 2024 06:16
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Wait, that's just immediately the next comic? *dramatic standoff with gunman* "Peter kicked him anyway apartment now pls, he won the end"
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There's got to be a missing Sunday strip, even NSM wouldn't pull that.Jerusalem posted:So the smoke was never explained!?!
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This is Monday, yeah. They really opened the week with him loving off and going to rent a home.
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