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Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


vaginite posted:

This loving admin. Just give me a minigun, one of those 4-barrel commando rocket launchers, and some insulin then drop me in Afghanistan I'll have this poo poo wrapped up in a week.

Why the insulin? You planning on using it for silent takedowns, just jab someone with it and put them in a coma?

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vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Zil posted:

Why the insulin? You planning on using it for silent takedowns, just jab someone with it and put them in a coma?

It's gonna take maybe 7 hours to exterminate the taliban and that's long enough that I might need my insulin.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
[guy who is visibly not being held back] "Yo don't hold me back, bro, I'm going to kick this guy's rear end"

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


vaginite posted:

It's gonna take maybe 7 hours to exterminate the taliban and that's long enough that I might need my insulin.

Ah that makes a hell of a lot more sense. :v:

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

vaginite posted:

This loving admin. Just give me a minigun, one of those 4-barrel commando rocket launchers, and some insulin then drop me in Afghanistan I'll have this poo poo wrapped up in a week.

The venn diagram of people who think they could single handed eliminate the taliban in Afghanistan and also feel like they need to open carry in the local Starbucks is a circle.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Zil posted:

Ah that makes a hell of a lot more sense. :v:

Yeah I'm a strategy genious I could have went to West Point but I had some domestic stuff.

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Oscar Wild posted:

The venn diagram of people who think they could single handed eliminate the taliban in Afghanistan and also feel like they need to open carry in the local Starbucks is a circle.

NEDM

stealie72
Jan 10, 2007
Sound of an incoming RPG within 2 minutes of his killing everyone he sees.

trickybiscuits
Jan 13, 2008

yospos
Ha ha, I hope they tell people to take more

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.

This dude straight up has doll-fucker trapezoid mouth and a Trump doll

olylifter
Sep 13, 2007

I'm bad with money and you have an avatar!

Play posted:


That rolls royce is three hundred thousand dollars, it was born a crime


buying a rolls to drive is loving stupid anyway. that poo poo's built to be driven in, not to drive

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

olylifter posted:

buying a rolls to drive is loving stupid anyway. that poo poo's built to be driven in, not to drive

I flat-out guarantee you it’s leased

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
https://twitter.com/TristanSnell/status/1428865880742678528

Trump losing?

He should be use to it.

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

Weird, why does this tweet from 2018 say 2021?

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Who What Now posted:

Weird, why does this tweet from 2018 say 2021?

Posters in this thread will have you believe these things take time.

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

It's OK, he'll die of old age before they actually decide whether it's OK to start pursuing the idea of assigning a team to review existing documents.

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




funeral home DJ posted:

quote:

quote:
"I think some people are trying to use it as a [COVID-19] preventative, which I think is really kind of crazy, so please don't do that," Mississippi State Health Officer Dr. Thomas Dobbs said during a press briefing Wednesday.

"You wouldn't get your chemotherapy at a feed store. I mean, you wouldn't treat your pneumonia with your animal's medication," he continued.

Something tells me this doctor doesn’t realize the depths that Chuds are prepared to probe.

Chuds: "That there doctor just said not to get your chemotherapy at a feed store! Y'all know what that means?! There's chemotherapy at the feed store! :bahgawd:"

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

The Last Call posted:

FffffffFIRED

https://twitter.com/nancylevine/status/1428415187594272768

In case anyone is wondering what this is about :

"The destructive comments of Ms. Schmidt do not reflect the 7,000 talented, dedicated, and hardworking employees of Collier County Public Schools," Chad Oliver, a spokesperson for CCPS, said in a statement. "Accordingly, she is no longer employed by CCPS. The video and the corresponding CCPS review have already been sent to The Florida Department of Education Office of Professional Practices Services."

The video shows Schmidt mocking the child behind the camera Saturday in the Kings Lake neighborhood. She said, "your son must be special ed. He's a r—-d. Your son is a r—-d."


The child's mom, who wishes to remain anonymous, said it all started when she and her kids were on a walk and approached a walking path designated for residents along Kings Lake Blvd. "She blares on her horn for like ten seconds, rolls her window down and starts yelling out the window that we can't walk down that pathway," she said.

The mother said they were standing on a public sidewalk. Neighbors say Schmidt believed they were trespassing. She was then seen in the video dishing racist remarks to the child. "Are they your mulatto kids? You had sex with a black guy.? Your kids are half breeds. Look at them," Schmidt said in the video.

From pages and pages ago but this loving rear end in a top hat was a special Ed teacher and called these people the R slur.



The Last Call posted:

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1428854360184815617

Is.....is he trying to look badass? Because he looks like a complete joke ready to go down meth mountain.

God drat I hate that dude. So embarrassed he’s from here. Nearly as embarrassed as he should be about his bullshit rap “career” he was gifted by his family’s wealth. Shocking that a rich boy fail son would be a massive trumper.

TheBizzness fucked around with this message at 05:01 on Aug 21, 2021

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus



So when this "pony" dies, are they still going to believe horse meds are the cure?

Junk
Dec 20, 2003

Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

fuuuck noooo

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

SpacePig posted:

Isn't this something a goon tried and they ended up getting held for, like, a decade?

Yeah Caro lmao

He was a "field medic" in Libya, crossed into Syria and was captured by Assad's forces and held for like five years or something

Seth Pecksniff fucked around with this message at 04:59 on Aug 21, 2021

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
https://twitter.com/thehill/status/1428873496944316416?s=19

Is this a 2024 thing?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Is he also becoming increasingly isolated? Please tell me he’s also becoming increasingly isolated.

It wouldn’t be infrastructure week if the walls weren’t closing in and he wasn’t becoming increasingly isolated.

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

It's more a "the California Democratic party is worried as poo poo that they've botched this recall because the Republicans are fired up and the Dems are meh and there's nobody on the D ticket for the second question" thing

If Newsom gets recalled it's gonna be hella funny and also a bad sign for 2022

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner

Powershift posted:

Is he also becoming increasingly isolated? Please tell me he’s also becoming increasingly isolated.

It wouldn’t be infrastructure week if the walls weren’t closing in and he wasn’t becoming increasingly isolated.

He's so isolated he once thought the coat rake was someone and he spent an hour ranting to it.

vaginite
Feb 8, 2006

I'm comin' for you, colonel.



Kamala that nasally voice like she's insisting on talking about Charizard at the work meeting

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

My Little Pony: Asphyxiation is MAGA

Blistex
Oct 30, 2003

Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

SpacePig posted:

Isn't this something a goon tried and they ended up getting held for, like, a decade?

Caro went to Libya and pretended to be a combat medic/sniper. Then he went to Syria and ended up in one of Assad's prisons.

pacerhimself
Dec 30, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

I bet he's feeling pretty isolated.

azflyboy
Nov 9, 2005

low key sex master posted:


If Newsom gets recalled it's gonna be hella funny and also a bad sign for 2022

I think it's less a bad sign for 2022, and more a sign that the recall process in California is a complete shitshow.

The Last Call
Sep 9, 2011

Rehabilitating sinner
Wrong thread

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Xenocides posted:

https://twitter.com/TableofTitans/status/1428237787501715457

Most of the world hates your surrogate deadbeat dad.

I like the way the spotlight is casually leaning in between the buildings, like a beloved sitcom character making their trademark entrance

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

azflyboy posted:

I think it's less a bad sign for 2022, and more a sign that the recall process in California is a complete shitshow.

Maybe but national media will absolutely spin it as a disaster heading into the midterms

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost





They can't run together, they're both from California. Same reason Trump can't run with DeSantis (unless he moves before then).

azflyboy posted:

I think it's less a bad sign for 2022, and more a sign that the recall process in California is a complete shitshow.

Dems should have fixed it before now, I'm pretty sure they have the supermajority to do so.

Which begs the question - with their supermajority, what's to stop them from immediately impeaching and removing Larry Elder or whoever wins should the recall succeed?

low key sex master posted:

Maybe but national media will absolutely spin it as a disaster heading into the midterms

It would be.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Seriously, there's no reason the recall should succeed:

https://www.sos.ca.gov/elections/recalls/recall-history-california-1913-present

quote:

Recall attempts that have qualified for the ballot

1913 Senator Marshall Black (R-Prog.) - 28th Senate District (Santa Clara County)
1913 Senator Edwin E. Grant (D) - 19th Senate District (San Francisco County)
1914 Senator James C. Owens (D) - 9th Senate District (Marin and Contra Costa counties)
1994 Senator David Roberti (D) - 20th Senate District (Los Angeles County)
1994 Assemblyman Michael Machado (D) - 17th Assembly District (San Joaquin County)
1994 Assemblyman Paul Horcher (R) - 60th Assembly District (Los Angeles County)
1995 Assemblywoman Doris Allen (R) - 67th Assembly District (Orange County)
2003 Governor Gray Davis (D)
2007 Senator Jeffrey Denham (R) - 12th Senate District (Madera, Merced, Monterey, San Benito, and Stanislaus counties)
2017 Senator Josh Newman (D) - 29th Senate District (Los Angeles, Orange, and San Bernardino counties)
2021 Governor Gavin Newsom (D)

Successful recall attempts

1913 Senator Marshall Black (R-Prog.) - Herbert C. Jones (D-Prohib.) elected successor
1914 Senator Edwin E. Grant (D) - Edwin L. Wolfe (R) elected successor
1994 Assemblyman Paul Horcher (R) - Gary Miller (R) elected successor
1995 Assemblywoman Doris Allen (R) - Scott Baugh (R) elected successor
2003 Governor Gray Davis (D) - Arnold Schwarzenegger (R) elected successor
2018 Senator Josh Newman (D) – Ling Ling Chang (R) elected successor

It would be a colossal Dem fuckup if the recall succeeds. Especially since the likely frontrunner would be Larry Elder.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/Crash_Barry/status/1418570962652565512?s=19
https://twitter.com/Crash_Barry/status/1418570965039161358?s=19
https://twitter.com/TheTNHoller/status/1428831588683497476?s=20

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-mBxKv5gIv0

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Kung Food
Dec 11, 2006

PORN WIZARD

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

colossal Dem fuckup
100% going to succeed then.

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