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i'm getting strong, muscly glutes carrying printers to own the internet
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Dec 14, 2020 03:24
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The Bloop posted:inkjets always needed to push ink to keep from drying out and loving the printhead nozzels why would they use this tech the whole point of inkjet is to make you waste ink and buy more
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Dec 14, 2020 03:26
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T-man posted:sieze the disney corporation for inspiring Hitler, thus aiding an enemy in wartimes. (do the same for every corporation that aided the nazis, and every one that ever got a bailout or corona virus. for my second wish, i would like Joe Biden to take off his mask to reveal he was actually Bernie Sanders in disguise and Kamala turns out to be a deep cover Leninist. For my third wish make me into an all powerful immortal goddess who's hot. I like the first two but I've already got the third one.
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Dec 14, 2020 03:46
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I've had the same Canon Pixma inkjet for like fifteen years and never had a problem, aside from constantly having to buy ink for it, and the wifi being a pain to set up for new computers. I guess I must print enough color to keep it clean.
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Dec 14, 2020 03:48
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God Hole posted:buddy you should try carrying one this is stone cold
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Dec 14, 2020 04:02
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w-what are you doing, Brother?
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Dec 14, 2020 04:12
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Rutibex posted:why would they use this tech the whole point of inkjet is to make you waste ink and buy more The whole point of inkjet at a high level is to be the best at printing art and photography And to sell ink But it's proprietary tech from one manufacturer right now (canon) so it's a competitive advantage, until it isn't
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Dec 14, 2020 04:19
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The Bloop posted:The whole point of inkjet at a high level is to be the best at printing art and photography goon with a splatoon av in the pocket of big ink, smdh
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Dec 14, 2020 08:31
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Hodgepodge posted:goon with a splatoon av in the pocket of big ink, smdh Splat man's shameful secret
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Dec 14, 2020 13:37
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I would suck AND gently caress a robot
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Dec 14, 2020 15:09
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Kitfox88 posted:I would suck AND gently caress a robot Hell, same
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Dec 14, 2020 16:20
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Old school cyberpunk vibes. Revealed: The Israelis Making Millions Selling Cyberweapons to Latin America quote:The middlemen serving as conduits in arms and cyber deals are an elite group with massive networks. They are key to selling Israeli tech in the Americas. This is the story of two of them (Can't find a non paywall version, sorry)
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Dec 14, 2020 17:21
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Quitting my job to become a netrunner. https://twitter.com/YahooNews/status/1338201152182251520?s=20
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Dec 14, 2020 18:37
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lol cyber weapons are for nerds. just shoot the computer with a gun
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Dec 14, 2020 18:43
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strange feelings re Daisy posted:Quitting my job to become a netrunner. israel
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Dec 14, 2020 18:52
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https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qlcbypXbUh1r0uzl6.mp4
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Dec 14, 2020 18:59
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Drone flamethrower? For what ends??
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Dec 14, 2020 19:01
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Since it's 2020 I'll assume it's murder hornets.
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Dec 14, 2020 19:03
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Killing bees I think
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Dec 14, 2020 19:03
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They’ve been in use for many years to clean debris off power lines.
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Dec 14, 2020 19:12
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One thing about dot matrix printers was that, by God, they let you know something was happening! That "ZZZZZZT, ZZZZZZT" was a more satisfying indicator of work than an inkjets quieter zip-zip or the soft whirring of a laser printer. Don't get me wrong, in every real measure dot matrix sucked, although it was a treat to finally change a ribbon and everything going from blue to black again.
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Dec 14, 2020 20:46
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Rutibex posted:lol cyber weapons are for nerds. just shoot the computer with a gun whatever happened to the good old days of hacking where you just tracked down the network admin and punched him until he gave you his credentials?
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Dec 14, 2020 20:46
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VhvDy8h3FG8
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Dec 14, 2020 20:52
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christmas boots posted:whatever happened to the good old days of hacking where you just tracked down the network admin and punched him until he gave you his credentials? Parler still works like this
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Dec 14, 2020 20:53
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https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1338898287957426177
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Dec 16, 2020 02:18
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https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1338905552089358336
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Dec 16, 2020 02:19
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Last one from that thread - which you should all read - because otherwise I'd post the whole thing. https://twitter.com/RMac18/status/1338999847798468608 I think they've invented the keyboard.
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Dec 16, 2020 02:26
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Who would I trust less than Facebook to graft some sort of neural sensor into my brain? I already block every facebook owned domain at the router level, gonna be a tough sell for the Zuckerbrainkeyboard around here.
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Dec 16, 2020 02:32
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Palantir. maybe
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Dec 16, 2020 02:34
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Pryor on Fire posted:Who would I trust less than Facebook to graft some sort of neural sensor into my brain? I already block every facebook owned domain at the router level, gonna be a tough sell for the Zuckerbrainkeyboard around here. elon musk
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Dec 16, 2020 02:37
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real psycho poo poo. break up Facebook and launch their executives into the sun.
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Dec 16, 2020 02:39
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the human condition is insanity facebook is correct
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Dec 16, 2020 02:53
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Traditionally, the human experience is half-informed superstition and occasional bouts of mob hysteria, so it checks out.
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Dec 16, 2020 04:46
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Dustcat posted:elon musk A Musk implant would definitely kill its entire user base spectacularly when, in a fit of mescaline-accentuated pique, he tells his devs to turn on the beta "Brain Network" feature for all users in order to show Billie Eilish his power after she tweeted at him his dick looks weird. Heads caving liking time lapse rotting melons as their contents sizzle & melt after being involuntarily shunted into a fatal Quake3 deathmatch.
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Dec 16, 2020 19:48
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The musk neural implant just forces users to run headfirst full speed into the back of the nearest firetruck
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Dec 16, 2020 22:27
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paul_soccer12 posted:The musk neural implant just forces users to run headfirst full speed into the back of the nearest firetruck so he's been testing it for two years?
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Dec 16, 2020 22:34
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lol i forgot about that
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Dec 16, 2020 22:44
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99% of the processing capacity is running a horrendously ineffective bitcoin miner and you have to rent it from musk if you want to use it for other purposes. (in addition to the 50k implant and the 20k he charges for installation)
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Dec 16, 2020 23:27
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https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1339350335270240256 https://twitter.com/TwitterSupport/status/1339350337245704195 oh well
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Dec 17, 2020 01:02
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lmao at tech companies that talk big how agile they are, how quickly they respond to the changing market, only to yell "no! you're doing it wrong!" at the majority of their users
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Dec 17, 2020 01:51
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