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Outrail posted:Nerd! Neeeeeeeerrrrrrd! Copper knives and arrowheads. Let's go baby steps until they can invent their own crimes against humanity. (assuming they're human). If we want to be the next Rome, we need a memorable aesthetic I'm looking up neat masks next. edit: Also, we want prisoners, not just dead people.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 06:45 |
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Ase-ehat? Willow bark? Vv: honestly don't know what you're talking about and I've had juuust enough to drink not to care.... But I do think we should encourage our tribe members to tech up and lead/advise them on a genocidal campaign of domination down River Outrail fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Sep 21, 2015 |
# ? Sep 21, 2015 06:51 |
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Maybe some gladii too.. edit: Knife guy says saxes are better. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seax edit: Horse skull masks look pretty baller. Do we have a few dozen dead horses somewhere? edit: I will also accept plague doctor masks. Loel fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Sep 21, 2015 |
# ? Sep 21, 2015 06:54 |
What do they use right now for weapons? Flint knives and spears?
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 07:01 |
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hollylolly posted:What do they use right now for weapons? Flint knives and spears? Im fairly sure, yeah. So upgrading to the Kamayaris shouldn't be too much of a difference to them. edit: knife buddy says that if we have sulfur, we can mix latrines, dead bodies, and coal, and let it cook for a few months. It'll make a gunpowder approximation. edit: Which will lead us into pike and shot camapigns nicely Loel fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Sep 21, 2015 |
# ? Sep 21, 2015 07:03 |
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hollylolly posted:What do they use right now for weapons? Flint knives and spears? Flint axes, spears, clubs. Also wooden spears. Seems like good place as any to wrap this up. What do you do with regards to Spiders offer? A. Give him two strips for the knowledge to push the tribe to the industrial age, gifts of bog iron, magic charging stone. B. Chop down the tree for A, a cover-up job and a free trip to the City of Black Stones. C. Reject the offer, but only so you can come up with a better plan for stealing the offerings. D. Reject the offer and go back to the Shaman E. Reject the offer and call Owl on spider being skeezy F. Reject the offer but tell him you'll think about it G. Hey, its me. You should really think about taking A or B. Lets have some fun! -Spider
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 07:19 |
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Go Big or go home. Also, knife buddy says that a full one piece chest plate requires skill to make, while if we just chomp out a bunch of squamata, we can sew them to hides. No skill needed, and Roman Republic in defense. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorica_squamata edit: Does our group have experience with slings? Loel fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Sep 21, 2015 |
# ? Sep 21, 2015 07:22 |
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F, we can accomplish most of that poo poo on our own and we want to see how things go work before we upset the balance. (also we're haggling and making spiderdude think we do t want him, because accountants yo) ...
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 08:19 |
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My knife buddy went ahead and sketched a character based on that description: Mask off Mask on
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 08:45 |
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Someone said pike and now I'm here. You can also do pike-and-bowman formations, fyi
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 09:45 |
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Aww I missed question time But anyways, this spiderguy probably isn't even the shadiest fellow we've worked for. So I'd say plan B. However, do we have anything to chop the tree down with? What are our chances of getting caught in the act? How can we even trust the spider to hold onto its half of the bargain?
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 12:44 |
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B
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 14:15 |
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B. No regret!
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 14:43 |
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Goons are completely unable to resist Faustian bargains. Surely we can outsmart him, they think each and every time before hilariously failing.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 14:52 |
A I don't trust Spider but I (Johnson) miss being able to Google anything I need to know, and so need to be able to remember how to do useful stuff.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 15:39 |
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C
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 16:14 |
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F Don't betray someone we don't know, and may like. Betray someone we do know and don't like! ie. The pads may belong to someone we like and are screwing over.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 16:17 |
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Wentley posted:F We might be screwing over the girl who wants to marry us. If this takes away her fertility, we could be robbing ourselves of a child.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 16:36 |
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There Bias Two posted:If this takes away her fertility, we could be robbing ourselves of a child.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 16:50 |
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B. We will be the Saruman that should have been, with the magic of accountancy.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 16:55 |
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Nyaa posted:Isn't this a polygamous society? Most people are Monogamous, however if a member of the tribe is exceptional he or she may take another spouse. It factors into their tribal belief of balance. Taking more than one spouse without providing something equal to depriving someone of that partner is a mortal sin. Marriage can be informal cohabitation but it is encouraged that they take the formal rite through the chief. The chief has three wives though one more or less married him. Several hunters have two wives as their children will be great hunters as well so it provides a net gain for the tribe. There is a female sculptor with several husbands and two wives, but that marriage isn't in any way formal the Sculptor house is weird like that. People don't like to talk about it. As long as the work gets done.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:03 |
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There Bias Two posted:We might be screwing over the girl who wants to marry us. If this takes away her fertility, we could be robbing ourselves of a child. Excellent. We can start wearing horse skulls and screaming about our child.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:04 |
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Current vote tally B-4 F-3 C-1 A-1
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:26 |
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D
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:32 |
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B
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:52 |
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F
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 17:56 |
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F - I want to talk to the Shaman about why we absolutely shouldn't give Spider an offering. Haggling is good, but we'll still be taken for a ride if we don't have any idea what our trade items are actually worth, which is the current state of affairs. We can always come back.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:38 |
Spider is a cool dude who uses modern terms and understands us. Shaman is a backwards caveman witch doctor who'd think our phone is magic.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:40 |
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hollylolly posted:Spider is a cool dude who uses modern terms and understands us. Shaman is a backwards caveman witch doctor who'd think our phone is magic.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:54 |
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Changing from C to F
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 18:56 |
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Going to quote my favorite GM and just Busy day at work so voting will stay open till 3PM pst. Current tally B- xxxxx, F- xxxxx,x A- x D- x
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:34 |
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Curse all you cowards too afraid to COMMIT
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:39 |
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If we bring too much change too fast (by making deals with spider or otherwise) it'll just cause drama, too. We have the resources to set up copper smelting and that'll keep things interesting for at least a year or two. You dodged the question of why I was getting a phone signal. That's not just random energy, the phone's radio needs to actually talk to a remote radio tower and get replies back for bars to show up. What's going on there?
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 19:45 |
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Ralith posted:If we bring too much change too fast (by making deals with spider or otherwise) it'll just cause drama, too. We have the resources to set up copper smelting and that'll keep things interesting for at least a year or two. Spider smiles. "Down in the city? The lizard-people are way older than these upstart-apes. Millennia. As, I said, way diminished sense of humor. I'm off topic. It's magic, I don't have to explain poo poo. Or was it super advanced technology? I never can tell the two apart. Regardless, I can't go there anymore so I forgot which one it was. If I were you I'd go myself. I'm sure a smart guy like you can fill in the gaps." Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Sep 21, 2015 |
# ? Sep 21, 2015 20:07 |
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Why are the lizard-people dying off? Surely these cave men shouldn't be such a threat to a society like that.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 20:11 |
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Ralith posted:Why are the lizard-people dying off? Surely these cave men shouldn't be such a threat to a society like that. Existential ennui? VR porn?
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 20:17 |
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Ralith posted:Why are the lizard-people dying off? Surely these cave men shouldn't be such a threat to a society like that. "I played a little joke, and they took it really, really badly. Though what they did next was hardly my fault. It's ancient history, literally. And your tense is off. The Chief killed the last king not too long ago. Can't be more than a handful left I guess. But hey, you don't have to take my word for it." Somewhere a pithy tune plays for a moment. Spider laughs. Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 21, 2015 |
# ? Sep 21, 2015 20:20 |
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Okay, yeah, let's do some of our own hands-on research.
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 20:23 |
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Voting is closed
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# ? Sep 21, 2015 23:21 |
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Son of a bitch i only just got back. Eh, I was gonna vote A anyway.
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