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Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Outrail posted:

Nerd! Neeeeeeeerrrrrrd! Copper knives and arrowheads. Let's go baby steps until they can invent their own crimes against humanity. (assuming they're human).

Also, we should hook up with dreadlock leaf.

If we want to be the next Rome, we need a memorable aesthetic :colbert:

I'm looking up neat masks next.

edit: Also, we want prisoners, not just dead people.

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:
Ase-ehat? Willow bark?

Vv: honestly don't know what you're talking about and I've had juuust enough to drink not to care.... But I do think we should encourage our tribe members to tech up and lead/advise them on a genocidal campaign of domination down River

Outrail fucked around with this message at 07:00 on Sep 21, 2015

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Maybe some gladii too..

edit: Knife guy says saxes are better. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seax



edit: Horse skull masks look pretty baller. Do we have a few dozen dead horses somewhere?

edit: I will also accept plague doctor masks.

Loel fucked around with this message at 07:30 on Sep 21, 2015

hollylolly
Jun 5, 2009

Do you like superheroes? Check out my CYOA Mutants: Uprising

How about weird historical fiction? Try Vampires of the Caribbean

What do they use right now for weapons? Flint knives and spears?

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



hollylolly posted:

What do they use right now for weapons? Flint knives and spears?

Im fairly sure, yeah. So upgrading to the Kamayaris shouldn't be too much of a difference to them.

edit: knife buddy says that if we have sulfur, we can mix latrines, dead bodies, and coal, and let it cook for a few months. It'll make a gunpowder approximation.

edit: Which will lead us into pike and shot camapigns nicely :D

Loel fucked around with this message at 07:14 on Sep 21, 2015

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

hollylolly posted:

What do they use right now for weapons? Flint knives and spears?

Flint axes, spears, clubs. Also wooden spears.


Seems like good place as any to wrap this up.


What do you do with regards to Spiders offer?


A. Give him two strips for the knowledge to push the tribe to the industrial age, gifts of bog iron, magic charging stone.
B. Chop down the tree for A, a cover-up job and a free trip to the City of Black Stones.
C. Reject the offer, but only so you can come up with a better plan for stealing the offerings.
D. Reject the offer and go back to the Shaman
E. Reject the offer and call Owl on spider being skeezy
F. Reject the offer but tell him you'll think about it
G. Hey, its me. You should really think about taking A or B. Lets have some fun! -Spider

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



Go Big or go home.

Also, knife buddy says that a full one piece chest plate requires skill to make, while if we just chomp out a bunch of squamata, we can sew them to hides. No skill needed, and Roman Republic in defense.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lorica_squamata

edit: Does our group have experience with slings?

Loel fucked around with this message at 07:31 on Sep 21, 2015

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
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F, we can accomplish most of that poo poo on our own and we want to see how things go work before we upset the balance. (also we're haggling and making spiderdude think we do t want him, because accountants yo) ...

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



My knife buddy went ahead and sketched a character based on that description:



Mask off



Mask on

HEY GUNS
Oct 11, 2012

FOPTIMUS PRIME
Someone said pike and now I'm here.

You can also do pike-and-bowman formations, fyi

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
Aww I missed question time :(

But anyways, this spiderguy probably isn't even the shadiest fellow we've worked for. So I'd say plan B. However, do we have anything to chop the tree down with? What are our chances of getting caught in the act? How can we even trust the spider to hold onto its half of the bargain?

Obscil
Feb 28, 2012

PLEASE LIKE ME!
B

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:
B. No regret!

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Goons are completely unable to resist Faustian bargains. Surely we can outsmart him, they think each and every time before hilariously failing.

hollylolly
Jun 5, 2009

Do you like superheroes? Check out my CYOA Mutants: Uprising

How about weird historical fiction? Try Vampires of the Caribbean

A

I don't trust Spider but I (Johnson) miss being able to Google anything I need to know, and so need to be able to remember how to do useful stuff.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
C

Wentley
Feb 7, 2012
F

Don't betray someone we don't know, and may like. Betray someone we do know and don't like! ie. The pads may belong to someone we like and are screwing over.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Wentley posted:

F

Don't betray someone we don't know, and may like. Betray someone we do know and don't like! ie. The pads may belong to someone we like and are screwing over.

We might be screwing over the girl who wants to marry us. If this takes away her fertility, we could be robbing ourselves of a child.

Nyaa
Jan 7, 2010
Like, Nyaa.

:colbert:

There Bias Two posted:

If this takes away her fertility, we could be robbing ourselves of a child.
Isn't this a polygamous society?

Waci
May 30, 2011

A boy and his dog.
B. We will be the Saruman that should have been, with the magic of accountancy.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Nyaa posted:

Isn't this a polygamous society?

Most people are Monogamous, however if a member of the tribe is exceptional he or she may take another spouse. It factors into their tribal belief of balance. Taking more than one spouse without providing something equal to depriving someone of that partner is a mortal sin. Marriage can be informal cohabitation but it is encouraged that they take the formal rite through the chief.

The chief has three wives though one more or less married him. Several hunters have two wives as their children will be great hunters as well so it provides a net gain for the tribe. There is a female sculptor with several husbands and two wives, but that marriage isn't in any way formal the Sculptor house is weird like that. People don't like to talk about it. As long as the work gets done.

Loel
Jun 4, 2012

"For the Emperor."

There was a terrible noise.
There was a terrible silence.



There Bias Two posted:

We might be screwing over the girl who wants to marry us. If this takes away her fertility, we could be robbing ourselves of a child.

Excellent. We can start wearing horse skulls and screaming about our child.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Current vote tally
B-4
F-3
C-1
A-1

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

D

Pump it up! Do it!
Oct 3, 2012
B

Successful Businessmanga
Mar 28, 2010

F

Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
F - I want to talk to the Shaman about why we absolutely shouldn't give Spider an offering. Haggling is good, but we'll still be taken for a ride if we don't have any idea what our trade items are actually worth, which is the current state of affairs. We can always come back.

hollylolly
Jun 5, 2009

Do you like superheroes? Check out my CYOA Mutants: Uprising

How about weird historical fiction? Try Vampires of the Caribbean

Spider is a cool dude who uses modern terms and understands us. Shaman is a backwards caveman witch doctor who'd think our phone is magic.

Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today

hollylolly posted:

Spider is a cool dude who uses modern terms and understands us. Shaman is a backwards caveman witch doctor who'd think our phone is magic.
He actually knows something about the spirits here, though.

Grognan
Jan 23, 2007

by Fluffdaddy
Changing from C to F

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
Going to quote my favorite GM and just
:allears:

Busy day at work so voting will stay open till 3PM pst.

Current tally

B- xxxxx,
F- xxxxx,x
A- x
D- x

Theantero
Nov 6, 2011

...We danced the Mamushka while Nero fiddled, we danced the Mamushka at Waterloo. We danced the Mamushka for Jack the Ripper, and now, Fester Addams, this Mamushka is for you....
Curse all you cowards too afraid to COMMIT :argh:

Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
If we bring too much change too fast (by making deals with spider or otherwise) it'll just cause drama, too. We have the resources to set up copper smelting and that'll keep things interesting for at least a year or two.

You dodged the question of why I was getting a phone signal. That's not just random energy, the phone's radio needs to actually talk to a remote radio tower and get replies back for bars to show up. What's going on there?

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Ralith posted:

If we bring too much change too fast (by making deals with spider or otherwise) it'll just cause drama, too. We have the resources to set up copper smelting and that'll keep things interesting for at least a year or two.

You dodged the question of why I was getting a phone signal. That's not just random energy, the phone's radio needs to actually talk to a remote radio tower and get replies back for bars to show up. What's going on there?

Spider smiles. "Down in the city? The lizard-people are way older than these upstart-apes. Millennia. As, I said, way diminished sense of humor. I'm off topic. It's magic, I don't have to explain poo poo. Or was it super advanced technology? I never can tell the two apart. Regardless, I can't go there anymore so I forgot which one it was. If I were you I'd go myself. I'm sure a smart guy like you can fill in the gaps."

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Sep 21, 2015

Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
Why are the lizard-people dying off? Surely these cave men shouldn't be such a threat to a society like that.

There Bias Two
Jan 13, 2009
I'm not a good person

Ralith posted:

Why are the lizard-people dying off? Surely these cave men shouldn't be such a threat to a society like that.

Existential ennui? VR porn?

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

Ralith posted:

Why are the lizard-people dying off? Surely these cave men shouldn't be such a threat to a society like that.

"I played a little joke, and they took it really, really badly. Though what they did next was hardly my fault. It's ancient history, literally. And your tense is off. The Chief killed the last king not too long ago. Can't be more than a handful left I guess. But hey, you don't have to take my word for it." Somewhere a pithy tune plays for a moment. Spider laughs.

Arkanomen fucked around with this message at 20:22 on Sep 21, 2015

Ralith
Jan 12, 2011

I see a ship in the harbor
I can and shall obey
But if it wasn't for your misfortune
I'd be a heavenly person today
:stare:

Okay, yeah, let's do some of our own hands-on research.

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug
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paragon1
Nov 22, 2010

FULL COMMUNISM NOW
Son of a bitch i only just got back. Eh, I was gonna vote A anyway.

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