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BornAPoorBlkChild: Sep 24, 2012

Proposition Joe posted:

Is one of those Knights of Ren Cloud Strife!?

in my head/fanfiction he is

also the entirety of the star wars filibuster happens :v:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:12

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 20:43

iSheep: Feb 5, 2006; by R. Guyovich

Bacontotem posted:

Finn is about to show John Snow he should've stayed dead at the end of the last season of game of thrones.

I love the fact that Finn's eyes are focused on Kylo's gently caress off saber.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:13

Fred Breakfast: Aug 12, 2003

Seriously though it isn't so much that it's gonna be good (I hope) as much as it's gonna be different. It still feels like Star Wars but at the same time I've never seen anything like it. Mark Hamill was right: everything's the same and yet different.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:13

BonoMan: Feb 20, 2002; Jade Ear Joe

net cafe scandal posted:

Thats cuz he's seeing something like this:

Adam Driver is the tits and as soon as I heard he was cast way back when I knew he'd be some badass villain.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:13

Nadir: Apr 12, 2003; It's only up from here

Rageaholic Monkey posted:

This is gonna be another TRON Legacy where I'm totally captivated by the cinematography for the entire running time.

Yeah I gotta say this movie is pretty as heck

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:14

net cafe scandal: Mar 18, 2011

BonoMan posted:

Adam Driver is the tits and as soon as I heard he was cast way back when I knew he'd be some badass villain.

Im hoping hes a completely nutty freak in this movie and so far my hopes are high.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:15

Rip Testes: Jan 29, 2004; I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

I'm guessing with Luke being absent from the recent poster and with only the voice over in the previous trailer that the Jedi aspect of this film will be largely absent and saved for the next installment. I wouldn't be surprised if the Luke reveal of 'you have that power too' is the closing dialogue of the film.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:16

MeinPanzer: Dec 20, 2004; anyone who reads Cinema Discusso for anything more than slackjawed trolling will see the shittiness in my posts

jivjov posted:

I think my sole complaint so far is that I have not seen any TIE variants or non-X-Wings.

While nothing has leaked for the First Order, several designs for new Resistance/Republic starfighters have leaked.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:17

Terry Grunthouse: Apr 9, 2007; I AM GOING TO EAT YOU LOOK MY TEETH ARE REALLY GOOD EATERS

here are a few huge poorly optimized gifs I made: http://imgur.com/a/kzwtt

there are more in the link

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:17

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Rip Testes posted:

I'm guessing with Luke being absent from the recent poster and with only the voice over in the previous trailer that the Jedi aspect of this film will be largely absent and saved for the next installment. I wouldn't be surprised if the Luke reveal of 'you have that power too' is the closing dialogue of the film.

Wasn't that dialog just lifted straight from his conversation in RotJ with Leia? Or did Hamill re-record it for TFA?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:18

Rip Testes: Jan 29, 2004; I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Abner Assington posted:

Wasn't that dialog just lifted straight from his conversation in RotJ with Leia? Or did Hamill re-record it for TFA?

I'm pretty sure it's not lifted from RotJ.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:19

Zoran: Aug 19, 2008; I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!

Rip Testes posted:

I'm pretty sure it's not lifted from RotJ.

I'm pretty sure it is. They sound very similar.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:19

Diabolik900: Mar 28, 2007

It is lifted from Jedi, but the order of lines was changed around a bit.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:19

MrBigglesworth: Mar 26, 2005; Lover of Fuzzy Meatloaf

He recorded it. If you listen, you will notice that each line is said twice.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:20

Real Name Grover: Feb 13, 2002; Like corn on the cob; Fan of Britches

Speaking of voices, who was the female at the end of this trailer?

Kinda sounded like Gwendoline Christie, though that doesn't make all that much sense from what little we know about this film

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:20

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Real Name Grover posted:

Speaking of voices, who was the female at the end of this trailer?

Kinda sounded like Gwendoline Christie, though that doesn't make all that much sense from what little we know about this film

Thats what I thought.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:20

teagone: Jun 10, 2003; That was pretty intense, huh?

Real Name Grover posted:

Speaking of voices, who was the female at the end of this trailer?

Kinda sounded like Gwendoline Christie, though that doesn't make all that much sense from what little we know about this film

Sounded like Lupita to me.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:21

bij: Feb 24, 2007

Man I really wanna see some big screen TIE Interceptors in First Order colors.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:23

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

Abner Assington posted:

Wasn't that dialog just lifted straight from his conversation in RotJ with Leia? Or did Hamill re-record it for TFA?

That teaser mixed together the audio from Return of the Jedi with a new reading.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:26

facebook jihad: Dec 18, 2007; by R. Guyovich

So I'm guessing most people liked it? It left me feeling kind of meh. Very style over substance with a lot of winks and fan service for the nerds, but I guess that's star wars in a nutshell

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:28

Its Rinaldo: Aug 13, 2010; CODS BINCH

computer parts posted:

Just like to say this comic made me so sad

Star Wars trailer! :toot:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:28

Rip Testes: Jan 29, 2004; I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

Zoran posted:

I'm pretty sure it is. They sound very similar.

Agree its the same kind of dialogue Luke had with Leia, but the 'you have that power, too' makes it 'new'. I'm guessing this plays out in the subsequent film.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:28

Phylodox: Mar 30, 2006; College Slice

Oh, god, that music. Whether this movie is good or not, I'm gonna be buying the soundtrack.

But please be good, movie.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:29

Polo-Rican: Jul 4, 2004; emptyquote my posts or die

facebook jihad posted:

Very style over substance with a lot of winks and fan service for the nerds,

I think the movie will be good but this is really a perfect encapsulation of JJ Abrams

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:30

Arglebargle III: Feb 21, 2006

teagone posted:

Haha jesus christ. I'm sure it's a dumb trailer cut by some marketing nobody but drat that is badly cut.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:30

Abner Assington: Mar 13, 2005; For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry god. Bloody Mary, full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now, at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon.

Amen.

Rip Testes posted:

Agree its the same kind of dialogue Luke had with Leia, but the 'you have that power, too' makes it 'new'. I'm guessing this plays out in the subsequent film.

Not to harp on you personally, but he says that to Leia in Return of the Jedi also, though the cadence may be different from the new recording of that dialog.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:30

Munkaboo: Aug 5, 2002; If you know the words, you can join in too
He's bigger! faster! stronger too!
He's the newest member of the Jags O-Line crew!

I want that music as my ringtone stat.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:31

Terrorist Fistbump: Jan 29, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

facebook jihad posted:

So I'm guessing most people liked it? It left me feeling kind of meh. Very style over substance with a lot of winks and fan service for the nerds, but I guess that's star wars in a nutshell

It was a good trailer but probably, like most trailers, doesn't capture the essence of the film it is trailing for. (Is that a word?)

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:31

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Thanks for ruining another childhood love, JJ

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:31

euphronius: Feb 18, 2009

Arglebargle III posted:

Haha jesus christ. I'm sure it's a dumb trailer cut by some marketing nobody but drat that is badly cut.

I love your commitment to the brand.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:32

TARDISman: Oct 28, 2011

Time for some father and son bonding time, my pop and I got tickets for the 7 movie marathon on the 17th! :toot:

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:32

Taco Avenger: Aug 6, 2004; You're confused... and scared. But it's okay.

I, for one, always expect substance in my movie trailers.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:32

Bongo Bill: Jan 17, 2012

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Thanks for ruining another childhood love, JJ

There's no good reason to be in love with disliking Star Wars anyway.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:32

teagone: Jun 10, 2003; That was pretty intense, huh?

Arglebargle III posted:

Haha jesus christ. I'm sure it's a dumb trailer cut by some marketing nobody but drat that is badly cut.

Just a heads up, that's a gif. There's an actual trailer online that you can watch

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:33

nopants: May 29, 2004

Bongo Bill posted:

There's no good reason to be in love with disliking Star Wars anyway.

What if you're a true fan?

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:34

Samadhi: May 13, 2001

Dr. Tim Whatley posted:

Thanks for ruining another childhood love, JJ

The new Star Trek movies both owned.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:34

Terrorist Fistbump: Jan 29, 2009; by Nyc_Tattoo

nopants posted:

What if you're a true fan?

That's what makes you a true fan.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:35

GoGoGadgetChris: Mar 18, 2010; i powder a
granite monument
in a soundless flash

showering the grass
with molten drops of
its gold inlay

sending smoking
chips of stone
skipping into the fog

teagone posted:

He goes from defiant/confident at the beginning of the gif to OH gently caress GONNA DIE after the cut.

Wonder what goes down in between those shots!

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:36

Gonz: Dec 22, 2009; "Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"

Looks like the bads guys still haven't learned their lesson, and continue to leave Star Destroyer bridges unprotected.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:36

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Vintersorg: Mar 3, 2004; President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club

Adam Driver is gonna be the best thing about this movie.

# ? Oct 20, 2015 04:36

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