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TK-42-1 posted:Elon making knee-deep in the dead a reality
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TK-42-1 posted:Elon making knee-deep in the dead a reality  and boer, until it is done
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Main Paineframe posted:another water tower blew up during testing elon gritting his teeth super hard: "thank you, NASA, for that super fast video upload of our test failure for the community"
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Apr 5, 2020 17:23
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NASA Space Flight I believe is unaffiliated with NASA proper.
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lol the "test" was "can we fill this thing with supercold rocket fuel without it imploding and collapsing?" and it failed spectacularly
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Apr 5, 2020 17:29
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tesla thread: rocket blow up
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Pile Of Garbage posted:unsurprised, as usual: these tweets are protected, can we get a screenshot?
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Midjack posted:these tweets are protected, can we get a screenshot? He stole a dog picture without attribution, the original poster pointed it out and, I assume, is now being swamped by bazinga cultists.
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sobbing bazinga: you can't just sit there and make fun of elon musk! he's the only powerful man with the genius, vision, and resources to ensure the long-term survival of the human species by colonizing mars! cat and coffee-addled yosposter: haha rocket go boom
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FMguru posted:lol the "test" was "can we fill this thing with supercold rocket fuel without it imploding and collapsing?" and it failed spectacularly even better they didn’t get to the test due to the unforeseen complications of putting heavy thing on top of empty thing
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Apr 5, 2020 18:27
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Why is that poo poo not shut down, anyway?
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gschmidl posted:Why is that poo poo not shut down, anyway? if nasa is paying a dime for it then it counts as gov business and is easier to justify as "essential" even if it's not. it's not.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zZbDg24dfN0 if you ever wanted to know what impending death sounds like
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Best Bi Geek Squid posted:tesla thread: rocket blow up
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I oddly dreamed about this scene last week. Also had weird dreams last night. I wonder if this is a trend.
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Midjack posted:these tweets are protected, can we get a screenshot? if you still want it 
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morgan murphy is a professional comedian so it's not like he just copied something from a rando he literally stole her work
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Elon Musk, stealing credit!? 
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to no surprise, ol musky's brother is also a piece of poo poo https://www.huffpost.com/entry/kimbal-musk-next-door-restaurants-coronavirus_n_5e8ccb32c5b62459a9302dbb tldr: his restaurant group set up a voluntary grant program for its employees that they could donate a portion of their checks to. when the 'rona hit, he told them they were making some changes and they couldn't apply for two weeks, then fired everyone, and told them they were ineligible for the program since they weren't employees
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Annoyed every time a reported says Elong founded Tesla. That's not a hard fact to check!
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he didn’t found it but he is a founder
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Chris Knight posted:if you still want it it’s also a really lovely joke lol. at least steal something funny
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Endless Mike posted:to no surprise, ol musky's brother is also a piece of poo poo  "The face itself incites to deeds of violence" -- Homer, The Odyssey
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quote:But this worker said he’s not angry at Musk.
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Bonfire Lit posted:still love the That poor billionaire, not able to afford loving two loving dollars and thirteen cents TIPPED.  
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dude needs to get that mole cut the gently caress off gah
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fart simpson posted:he didn’t found it but he is a founder he proved you don't need to found companies to be a founder but he is a founder
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Bonfire Lit posted:still love the mmm, boot
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i want to knock that potato chip off his dumb head
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he looks like a really bad wax model of Matthew mcconaughey
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jesus WEP posted:he looks like a really bad wax model of Matthew mcconaughey McConaughey with the sallow jowls of Musk.
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Vomik posted:it’s also a really lovely joke lol. at least steal something funny I mean, it's a perfectly fine goofy tweet. I saw it the first time around among comedian-twitter and it seemed to get a good response. Really, this is more a sign that the idiot account managers at FuckJerry who are running Musk's twitter are getting lazy in finding material to steal.
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goddamnedtwisto posted:he proved you don't need to found companies to be a founder but he is a founder i was trying to do this but couldn’t remember quite how it went, thanks
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fart simpson posted:i was trying to do this but couldn’t remember quite how it went, thanks hah, i wasn't sure if you were deliberately referencing it, because like the fedex arrow i can't help but see that phrase everywhere especially since moyes started his second stint at west ham for no-doubt baffled rest of yospos: 
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my car performed brilliantly other than frequently trying to murder me and my familyquote:Hello everyone, love the car though
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