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Glory of Arioch posted:> excuse yourself to the restroom, take off all the clothes underneath your trenchcoat, and come back and pretend that nothing happened while you were gone  The officer raises his eyebrow as you exit the restroom. "Uhh, shouldn't you be wearing your shoes in the crimescene?" You give him a look as if he is the dumbest person on earth, "This is my method. I need to get inside his mind." The officer frowns. NecroMonster posted:>build a goku  You rummage through the closets and dresser drawers until you find a pair of bright orange sweatpants. Propping the corpse of the step-father against the couch, you undress him. The limbs are stiff and cold with the onset of rigor mortis, but you manage to slip the sweatpants over his legs. Using hair gel you found in the bathroom, you spike his hair unnaturally above his head as if he were the bride of Frankenstein. "Ok, I really don't think you should be doing that," says the officer in a disapproving tone. "This is way above your level, uniform," you shake your head and take a drag from the cigarette. "You should be taking notes. I'm gonna catch this guy if it's the last thing I do." Anoia posted:>Go to the computer, then ask the people still watching the livestream after all this time what happened.  You follow the blood trail into the boy's room and find his computer still powered on. A strange video game is currently running. You sit down at the chair and see yourself in the middle of a poorly rendered forest, staring at a large patch of loose dirt with a shovel sticking out of it. All is quiet but for the sound of a heartbeat.
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>call up your fellow true detective and tell him you have found the Sayain Sign.
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>Stop the stream and switch to DOTA 2 and start watching it, you don't want to miss the Invitationals
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mr.capps posted:>Stop the stream and switch to DOTA 2 and start watching it, you don't want to miss the Invitationals i vote against this
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wait, i got it, gently caress my last two posts >Switch to Lowtax >Go on Fox News and talk about Bendyman
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Alright, now we're getting to the point where I start seriously laughing at the updates. >Grab the monitor, yank it out, then run over to the uniformed officer and start bashing him and the corpses with it while yelling barely-coherent demands for more evidence in your best Christian Bale impersonation. Regalingualius fucked around with this message at 02:47 on Jul 4, 2014 |
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>ask anyone still viewing the stream if they saw anything unusual, then start jackin' it like it's chatroulette
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Justin Tyme posted:>ask anyone still viewing the stream if they saw anything unusual
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>argue with youtube commenters.
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Mike Gallego posted:highlight the bizarre text on the screen in the hope that it will reveal what it says goku goku gok
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Put on more hats. All the hats.
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Putty posted:>put up a link to donate to your Paypal
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Justin Tyme posted:>ask anyone still viewing the stream if they saw anything unusual  It looks like the boy was broadcasting this video game over the internet at the time of the crime. You think it still is, but can't be sure. You ask out loud if anyone is listening. "Hello, Neo," responds a calm, pleasant voice. A voice that seems familiar. A little... too familiar. "It's been a long time. Do you miss your parents?" Your heart drops into your stomach like a lead anchor covered in fishing weights on Jupiter. In the video game, thunder echoes in the distance.
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>Show you're not afraid by standing up and opening your coat in front if the webcam.
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Anoia posted:>Show you're not afraid by standing up and opening your coat in front if the webcam. This but also turn around and perform the goatse maneuver
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>go back to the goku and use your gokudoo skill to ask the goku just what it saw here. sure it's just a form of psychometry but you cannot actually interpret the objects energies unless they can talk to you in the forum of goku.
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Alberto Basalm posted:pull out your revolver and shoot the computer while screaming
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Alberto Basalm posted:pull out your revolver and shoot the computer while screaming
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NecroMonster posted:>go back to the goku and use your gokudoo skill to ask the goku just what it saw here. sure it's just a form of psychometry but you cannot actually interpret the objects energies unless they can talk to you in the forum of goku.
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Alberto Basalm posted:pull out your revolver and shoot the computer while screaming
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Alberto Basalm posted:pull out your revolver and shoot the computer while screaming do this but take off the trenchcoat first
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>Open trenchcoat, revealing revolver tied to your penis, start shooting computer while screaming
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Putty posted:>Open trenchcoat, revealing revolver tied to your penis, start shooting computer while screaming
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Anoia posted:>Show you're not afraid by standing up and opening your coat in front if the webcam.
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Putty posted:>Open trenchcoat, revealing revolver tied to your penis, start shooting computer while screaming Dusk till dawn style.
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>suck your own dick on cam
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Alberto Basalm posted:pull out your revolver and shoot the computer while screaming
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Call upon the skills of Dr. Egon Spengler who is something of an authority in matters such as these. *then get head from a ghost
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My god Atmaz this is already too good. Uh, message me on Steam, I still have two copies of Magicite and I'd like to give you one for your efforts.
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THS posted:good work atma
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