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Nitrox posted:Sorry about your ugly balls, ya'll. Indifferent about your pretty balls, I guess? Not really worried about the aesthetics of my testicles. I just slap some chrome or gold stick-on spikes and some glow-in-the-dark letters from Michael's on there and I'm good to go. Edit: like, speaking of things that aren't genitals though, the Factory version of the new Tuonos is prettier one.  And yeah, it's mostly the headlamps and the stickers. But I think it's pretty cool looking now. captainOrbital fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Nov 4, 2014 |
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Resplendent is the word I was trying to think of.
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BlackLaser posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAo0LWQFxdE I love how Jay's favourite feature of that bike is the adjustable seat and cowl so it'll fit his saggy arse lmao.
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Nov 5, 2014 01:47
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What the gently caress? How does that even stay in there?
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Motsew posted:I love how Jay's favourite feature of that bike is the adjustable seat and cowl so it'll fit his saggy arse lmao. Putting Jay Leno on a superbike is like putting mud tyres on a Ferrari or something. He might be a great rider (I doubt it) but I struggle to imagine him being able to use any of the performance it has at all. It's just a boondoggle to add to his draconic treasure pile of boondoggles. Odette posted:What the gently caress? How does that even stay in there? I'm picturing a trillion zipties.
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Nov 5, 2014 03:03
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And here we see the majestic lovely driver in his natural environment, almost rear-ending me.
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Nov 5, 2014 03:07
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Akion posted:And here we see the majestic lovely driver in his natural environment, almost rear-ending me. Your restraint is amazing and should be commended. I have no idea what I would have done. Probably ride up next to them and start breaking bottles (I often have a 6 pack on me).
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Nov 5, 2014 03:29
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I started carrying a firearm nearly full-time about two years ago. It's done quite a bit to teach me restraint. That said I am about to go drive around the neighborhood and see if I can find the car and get the temp-tag numbers (it's behind a tinted window in the video) to turn over to the DPD.
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Akion posted:I started carrying a firearm nearly full-time about two years ago. It's done quite a bit to teach me restraint. By restraint you mean getting off the bike before firing so that your aim is better, right?
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Nov 5, 2014 04:28
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Why would I own a gun and a motorcycle if I can't use the former while riding the latter?
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Then why would you need restraint? 
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Nov 5, 2014 04:42
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We have mag caps here in Colorado. Gotta make every shot count.
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Well then obviously you rig the bike with contraptions to hold magazines so you can reload quickly while shooting off-handed.
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Nov 5, 2014 05:22
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Akion posted:And here we see the majestic lovely driver in his natural environment, almost rear-ending me. I like the REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT key chain, whatcha fly?
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Nov 5, 2014 06:00
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Akion posted:And here we see the majestic lovely driver in his natural environment, almost rear-ending me. This is a tough one. Following driver is always going to be technically at fault but that makes no difference between run over and not. Quick left turn after right hand exit, tricky; left across double yellow, iffy; relying on other drivers at dusk to spot a tail light and signals for an unexpected turn (especially a supermoto light setup,) ehhhhh. If you had been driving anything except a city bus it still is a tricky spot.
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Seems like he wasn't going very quickly and came to a pretty gentle stop whilst indicating. Driver was a retard. Ten bucks says he/she was txting/on facebook. Akion, stay strong buddy. Manslaughter charges are just a trigger pull away 
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xaarman posted:I like the REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT key chain, whatcha fly? I got mine from Amazon. 
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dictionar.com posted:This is a tough one. Following driver is always going to be technically at fault but that makes no difference between run over and not. Quick left turn after right hand exit, tricky; left across double yellow, iffy; relying on other drivers at dusk to spot a tail light and signals for an unexpected turn (especially a supermoto light setup,) ehhhhh. If you had been driving anything except a city bus it still is a tricky spot. From a practical standpoint, I would have been safer to go further down Pecos (the street I was originally travelling on) and make a right into the gas station. Normally, that is how I enter that parking lot. From a legal standpoint, a Left across a double yellow is legal where I am (Colorado) for the purpose of entering/exiting a driveway and/or alley, provided no sign is in place forbidding such a turn. Also, if you look in the video I turn right down the side street directly before that car (he is waiting to make a left from the oncoming lane onto the same street), so I don't know what they were doing other than not paying attention. xaarman posted:I like the REMOVE BEFORE FLIGHT key chain, whatcha fly? Just my Supermoto. I kept leaving my key in the ignition before, so I figured a bright red tag might help me remember it. Slavvy posted:Seems like he wasn't going very quickly and came to a pretty gentle stop whilst indicating. Driver was a retard. Ten bucks says he/she was txting/on facebook. Yeah, I try and ride consistently and obviously. Some people are just morons tied to their phones. In a perfect world I could legally pull them out of their car at gunpoint and shoot their phone in front of them to teach them a lesson.
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Akion posted:Just my Supermoto. I kept leaving my key in the ignition before, so I figured a bright red tag might help me remember it. That's exactly why I got mine. After leaving the office for the 3rd or 4th time and having to ask my wife for a jump or a friend to give me a push-start down the street... Since I got it, I haven't left the key in yet. It's weird seeing that keyfob on someone else's bike.
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Take that, Multistrada! BMW S1000XR  
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It's interesting to watch the adventure bike segment split into dirt and street oriented subgroups. I'm thinking the street-biased end is where "sport tourer" is heading. That XR has to be wide as hell.
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Nov 5, 2014 19:54
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mYKh2h8vfzU Dyno run at 1:52.
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Nov 5, 2014 20:04
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such glow, such fire
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I just noticed that the Tuono Factory* does not have passenger accommodations; how am I supposed to wheelie my kids around? And my screaming wife? Also, it took me a couple of seconds to realize that that above BMW Multistrada was in fact a BMW and not just more photos of the new Ducati Multi. They even offer it in white and red as a further slap in the face. * 2015 Aprilia Tuono V4 1100 Factory APRC ABS
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Holy gently caress, I can't even imagine how quick I'd die. That thing is nuts. Anyone who is hating on the $25,000 price tag is fully retarded, it's cheaper than my Fiesta ST. If I didn't live with my girlfriend I'd absolutely plop down a deposit on one.
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Voltage posted:Holy gently caress, I can't even imagine how quick I'd die. That thing is nuts. Anyone who is hating on the $25,000 price tag is fully retarded, it's cheaper than my Fiesta ST. I showed my wife and basically got told she'd kill me before it could But gently caress. I want one. Bad.
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I showed my wife that Leno video and now she wants one. I'll just scoot along quietly behind her with my RSV4, thankyaverymuch.
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captainOrbital posted:I just noticed that the Tuono Factory* does not have passenger accommodations; how am I supposed to wheelie my kids around? And my screaming wife? did you not see the accomodation on the old model? To steal my own line, only a scared naked person would ever have been able to hold on anyway.
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Voltage posted:Holy gently caress, I can't even imagine how quick I'd die. That thing is nuts. Anyone who is hating on the $25,000 price tag is fully retarded, it's cheaper than my Fiesta ST. The video was the track only version with 100 more HP than the $25,000 street version. Rumored price of $60,000 based on this invoice that may or may not be fake. 
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Well hell, video is no longer available due to a copyright.
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Retarded Pimp posted:Well hell, video is no longer available due to a copyright. http://www.cycleworld.com/videos/la...XtnA3evAI5rXp8z
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goddamnedtwisto posted:did you not see the accomodation on the old model? To steal my own line, only a scared naked person would ever have been able to hold on anyway. Yeah, it looked like it was specifically made for The Ladies.
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Thanks! 
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"Gear driven and chain driven supercharger"?
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:"Gear driven and chain driven supercharger"?
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Why did they have to announce this supercharged monstrosity just a short time after I dropped a $1k non-refundable deposit on my ZX14R. I feel like a chump. 
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Rev. Dr. Moses P. Lester posted:"Gear driven and chain driven supercharger"? From the articulate gentleman who brought you, "It makes a Power... It makes a noise..."
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