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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:"CDC issues clarification: Yes, you can still gently caress the chicken" Buddy,
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All this time I’ve just been choking them.
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My wife cuddled one of our newer baby chicks today. She put it in her cleavage and it snuggled in and fell asleep. She said “this isn’t the first time I’ve had a pecker between my boobs”
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freeedr posted:My wife cuddled one of our newer baby chicks today. She put it in her cleavage and it snuggled in and fell asleep. She said “this isn’t the first time I’ve had a pecker between my boobs” You are either sharing too much about your own sex habits or you should ask your wife some very frank questions.
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Skwirl posted:You are either sharing too much about your own sex habits or you should ask your wife some very frank questions. cuck-a-doodle-doo
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May 22, 2021 01:57
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ewiley posted:Broke: regular people engaging on Twitter https://twitter.com/GailSimone/status/1089305563651964928?s=19
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Stexils posted:cuck-a-doodle-doo  https://twitter.com/JordanUhl/status/1395930815087976448?s=20
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May 22, 2021 04:06
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https://twitter.com/rudy_betrayed/status/1395901654944423936
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May 22, 2021 05:15
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That’s the angriest face Carlson has ever made.
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May 22, 2021 05:27
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At any time he has the face of a man being hit with a fish
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May 22, 2021 05:32
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Platystemon posted:That’s the angriest face Carlson has ever made. That's the only face Carlson has ever made.
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May 22, 2021 05:53
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rodbeard posted:That's the only face Carlson has ever made. Nah. The heir to the Swanson frozen foods fortune has the gormless, open‐mouthed look, but this time his eyebrows are doing something. 
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May 22, 2021 06:00
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Oblivion character creator-rear end lookin' motherfucker
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Dareon posted:Oblivion character creator-rear end lookin' motherfucker lol
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May 22, 2021 09:03
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Platystemon posted:Nah. The heir to the Swanson frozen foods fortune has the gormless, open‐mouthed look, but this time his eyebrows are doing something. 
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May 22, 2021 10:33
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I hate to say it but that's pretty unfair to landerdig
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May 22, 2021 13:16
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Remember when Jon Stewart "ended his career" on Crossfire? Man, what the gently caress happened to that?
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May 22, 2021 13:57
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In response to https://twitter.com/fox5dc/status/1395544720789569536 https://twitter.com/loldoc/status/1395829674232668161
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May 22, 2021 15:05
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Now I’m wondering if trained dogs will hit on male plants or if they only have a nose for bud. Root out pollen sources ruining outdoor grows.
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May 22, 2021 15:14
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Milo and POTUS posted:I hate to say it but that's pretty unfair to landerdig Nah. When he got banned he ran to a chud offsite to whine about it. gently caress him.
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May 22, 2021 15:26
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NoEyedSquareGuy posted:"CDC issues clarification: Yes, you can still gently caress the chicken" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EcvAEbMwW2Q
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Inspired e: nine e-levi's
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Drug sniffing dogs aren't real, they're just a convenient excuse to ignore the 4th amendment. https://www.npr.org/sections/thetwo-way/2011/01/07/132738250/report-drug-sniffing-dogs-are-wrong-more-often-than-right
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rodbeard posted:Drug sniffing dogs aren't real, they're just a convenient excuse to ignore the 4th amendment. they react to things and everything just like the magic boxes various militaries spent millions on to detect bombs in iraq https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ADE_651 that were literally just dowsing rods
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rodbeard posted:Drug sniffing dogs aren't real, they're just a convenient excuse to ignore the 4th amendment. I'm sure you could guess what sort of person was on the poster
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DACK FAYDEN posted:of course they're real I object to this comparison. Dogs can absolutely be trained to find all kinds of things, and can do so without huge numbers of false positives if you take the same steps you'd use to make any process more objective. It's just that isn't the goal.
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May 22, 2021 19:05
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https://twitter.com/7even10en/status/1396030129395179524?s=20 Hard same baby, hard same.
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Skwirl posted:https://twitter.com/7even10en/status/1396030129395179524?s=20 that baby loving owns
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I can smell that through my screen.
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https://twitter.com/TheCyberSmith/status/1396083527976882188 Believe it or not this turns into a mini thread. Up to you to decide if he is being sincere or not.
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trapped mouse posted:https://twitter.com/TheCyberSmith/status/1396083527976882188 human pet guy is always sincere, just also always wrong
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