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Wiggly Wayne DDS posted:imagine being part of the security awareness team and going to hr over this they want to give them a promotion
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stoopidmunkey posted:so it turns out that they were part of security awareness training. I passed but have to talk to hr. lmao
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stoopidmunkey posted:so it turns out that they were part of security awareness training. I passed but have to talk to hr. ahahahaha
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unless you were on a work-issued phone, thats what they get for doing sms phishing as part of security awareness training
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https://github.com/google/security-research/tree/master/pocs/cpus/zenbleed POC is out and lol quote:Timeline
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there's always some gold in detailed timelines if you dig into vulnerabilities.. usually not that explicit about it though
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cmon yall it's pretty clearly a joke. a freakin great joke, but a joke
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this zenbleed thing is the first actually cool exploit ive seen in a while. feels good
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Achmed Jones posted:cmon yall it's pretty clearly a joke. a freakin great joke, but a joke 
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spankmeister posted:it's part of the scam, better send them goatse too
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https://www.tomshardware.com/news/zenbleed-bug-allows-data-theft-from-amds-zen-2-processors-patches-released patches coming in december lmao
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to clarify all messages were sent to and from my person cell number. No corporate assets were involved. I was asked kindly to not do that again. I asked them not to use my personal number.
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you were serious about the hr thing?
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Jul 25, 2023 02:07
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Haha what the gently caress they sent it to your personal cell phone number? That's amazing. If they feel the need to take things to that level they should absolutely be issuing you a separate work phone.
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post hole digger posted:thats what they get for doing sms phishing as part of security awareness training
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they should agree to indicate whether the phishing is real or just for training
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stoopidmunkey posted:so it turns out that they were part of security awareness training. I passed but have to talk to hr. loled irl at this
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stoopidmunkey posted:to clarify all messages were sent to and from my person cell number. No corporate assets were involved. I was asked kindly to not do that again. I asked them not to use my personal number. gently caress that, it's your personal number so you can do whatever the gently caress you want.
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Jul 25, 2023 02:39
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if it's your personal number 1) they shouldn't do that gently caress them and 2) if they did send a message to it pretending to not be from work then you had every right to send goatse to it and gently caress them if they have a problem with it, it's none of their business
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Jul 25, 2023 02:43
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stoopidmunkey posted:to clarify all messages were sent to and from my person cell number. No corporate assets were involved. I was asked kindly to not do that again. I asked them not to use my personal number. got what they deserved, imo
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mystes posted:if it's your personal number 1) they shouldn't do that gently caress them and 2) if they did send a message to it pretending to not be from work then you had every right to send goatse to it and gently caress them if they have a problem with it, it's none of their business Cannot imagine what the gently caress they're thinking with this one unless your cell is specifically listed as an official contact
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holy cow it's real lmao
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i've used my cell as a 2 factor for things, my company doesn't issue phones, i can see why they would want to check it, in our case they're not smart enough to do that though
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Achmed Jones posted:holy cow it's real lmao
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mystes posted:you need more or less faith in humanity but I'm not sure which one lol
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first one, then the other
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they said don’t do it again so don't use goatse again, next time bring up some of the other classics like tubgirl or lemonparty
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just lol if you don't keep goatse saved on your work machine for exactly this scenario anyway if it was SMS then did you send them a link or were they using random WhatsApp messages or something?
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you can send images with MMS
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Carthag Tuek posted:you can send images with MMS oh drat MMS I forgot about those completely flashback to mms using like 4x your available text allowance
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:just lol if you don't keep goatse saved on your work machine for exactly this scenario ASCII art goatse
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🤚💍🕳️✋
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lmfao did they at least know it was goatse? was there even any sense of humor involved? who was the snitch in IT that reported you to HR polyester concept fucked around with this message at 15:47 on Jul 25, 2023 |
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mystes posted:if it's your personal number 1) they shouldn't do that gently caress them and 2) if they did send a message to it pretending to not be from work then you had every right to send goatse to it and gently caress them if they have a problem with it, it's none of their business
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that poo poo sucks even when it’s to your work device, like i don’t have enough poo poo to do at work without infosec loving with me. id be so mad about it, if i ever looked at my emails
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stoopidmunkey posted:to clarify all messages were sent to and from my person cell number. No corporate assets were involved. I was asked kindly to not do that again. I asked them not to use my personal number. now that they know what goats really look like, send them those midjourney pictures that riff off of it but are sfw, like the ones where it looks like a giant gaping pink cavern or whatever and it continues to scar them because the mind cannot avoid seeing what, in its heart, it expects to see
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sb hermit posted:now that they know what goats really look like, send them those midjourney pictures that riff off of it but are sfw, like the ones where it looks like a giant gaping pink cavern or whatever and it continues to scar them because the mind cannot avoid seeing what, in its heart, it expects to see ngage design post goes here
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Achmed Jones posted:🤚💍🕳️✋ bless
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polyester concept posted:lmfao it was performed by a third party and apparently I made someone cry. my boss thinks it’s hilarious.
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