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Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami


Well, who took that photo ??!?

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Zero One
Dec 30, 2004

HAIL TO THE VICTORS!

OK now who is taking this picture?

e:fb

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
literally what the OP posts immediately after. Given the level of grain compared to the famous photo probably someone on a part of the building that was more complete with a much cheaper camera.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys
I'm just sitting here feeling strangely desolate that I'll never be as cool as shiny shoe skyscraper photo man.

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Belt and braces? Clearly an overly cautious man.

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

Tree Bucket posted:

I'm just sitting here feeling strangely desolate that I'll never be as cool as shiny shoe skyscraper photo man.

well you could. there are skyscrapers still out there. do you dare?

Pilchenstein
May 17, 2012

So your plan is for half of us to die?

Hot Rope Guy
https://twitter.com/JucheComrade/status/1399173981152759817?s=19

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


https://twitter.com/lackingsaint/status/1399151233500319745

Greatbacon
Apr 9, 2012

by Pragmatica

https://twitter.com/lackingsaint/status/1399156109689118720?s=20

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/RealSardonicus/status/1399286312084152323

https://twitter.com/existentialcoms/status/1398754976336285697

https://twitter.com/KidsWriteJokes/status/1398625525464248323

https://twitter.com/crowiese/status/1396239807685222401

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003




Not only the multiple sandwiches, theres a lot of vacant real estate just in the picture they posted. If I bought a foot long sandwich but only 8 inches of sandwich there would be hell to pay

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

It's not even a chain of sandwiches

Or a string of sandwiches

It's an admittedly impressive length of individual sandwiches lacking any connection between them.

hell, the guy with the mic is middle finger pointing at a bread that appears to only contain a couple of slices of bell pepper, absolute garbage.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
https://mobile.twitter.com/lackingsaint/status/1399153276646473728
Well yeah snopes that's what makes it a challenge!

I'm going to put myself down for the world's longest jump of 100 metres and if anyone gets mad that I did it in stages I'll just be all "yeah but that'd be hard".

Splicer has a new favorite as of 16:08 on May 31, 2021

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/silverpebble/status/1399263407086444547

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Those filthy motherfuckers. The AUDACITY.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Splicer posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/lackingsaint/status/1399153276646473728
Well yeah snopes that's what makes it a challenge!

I'm going to put myself down for the world's longest jump of 100 metres and if anyone gets mad that I did it in stages I'll just be all "yeah but that'd be hard".

I’m not a bread expert but I feel like you could use one of those conveyer belt pizza ovens, or hell, the one that a bunch of sandwich shops use to toast their bread, to make a roll as long as you want. It’ll probably be gummy and simultaneously over- and under baked, but I don’t think anyone is expecting a 500ft long sandwich to be good anyway.

Piell
Sep 3, 2006

Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer


Young Orc

Freaquency posted:

I’m not a bread expert but I feel like you could use one of those conveyer belt pizza ovens, or hell, the one that a bunch of sandwich shops use to toast their bread, to make a roll as long as you want. It’ll probably be gummy and simultaneously over- and under baked, but I don’t think anyone is expecting a 500ft long sandwich to be good anyway.

https://twitter.com/VodkaKi76462435/status/1399364528257765376

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Lusting for Infini-bread

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"


Can’t believe I put more brain power into a shitpost than the people who tried to make the worlds longest cheesesteak did into their bread situation.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Freaquency posted:

Can’t believe I put more brain power into a shitpost than the people who tried to make the worlds longest cheesesteak did into their bread situation.

To be fair maybe they did think of that and then decide it was too much effort.

darkwasthenight
Jan 7, 2011

GENE TRAITOR
I mean they got the world record so sounds like they put in exactly the right amount of effort even if they are filthy loving low-effort-sandwich liars.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

darkwasthenight posted:

I mean they got the world record so sounds like they put in exactly the right amount of effort even if they are filthy loving low-effort-sandwich liars.

Did the people at guinness confirm it, or did they just send out a press release claiming they had the world record?

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Skwirl posted:

Did the people at guinness confirm it, or did they just send out a press release claiming they had the world record?

Whatever's the case, I refuse to recognize their claim to the record.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

*parks a dozen cars end-to-end* look everyone I made the world's longest limo!

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

You gotta be a dictator or rich pedo to get in with the official Guinness people these days, so I'd call it a wash.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
The Human Centipede is a documentary about an attempt to secure the Guinness record for world's tallest person

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Skwirl posted:

Variations of he deserved it that also use the N word or a different slur for black people.

I didn't make it that far down because it's basically talking about cannibalism and poo poo. I'd almost prefer the racism

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Milo and POTUS posted:

I didn't make it that far down because it's basically talking about cannibalism and poo poo. I'd almost prefer the racism

Yeah I was just guessing and posted before seeing the link to the actual deleted comments. What the loving Christ?

tangy yet delightful
Sep 13, 2005



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Regarde Aduck
Oct 19, 2012

c l o u d k i t t e n
Grimey Drawer

Milo and POTUS posted:

I didn't make it that far down because it's basically talking about cannibalism and poo poo. I'd almost prefer the racism

:stare:

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/SleepawayChamp/status/1399451954539941889

goatsestretchgoals
Jun 4, 2011

Don’t miss JHink’s new single, Let Me Bickle Your Foster.

Karia
Mar 27, 2013

Self-portrait, Snake on a Plane
Oil painting, c. 1482-1484
Leonardo DaVinci (1452-1591)


But the dude already put together the greatest love song imaginable, why would he bother writing more?

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005




True american hero.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Karia posted:

But the dude already put together the greatest love song imaginable, why would he bother writing more?
He didn't finish it

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Vincent posted:

True american hero.

He missed tho?

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Mak0rz posted:

He missed tho?

Still got closer than anyone else even tried to, that's gotta count for something

Vincent
Nov 25, 2005



Mak0rz posted:

He missed tho?

You guys still celebrate Vietnam and Iraq war veterans, no?

CharlestheHammer
Jun 26, 2011

YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!
We don’t celebrate any specific veterans. Just like the idea of them i guess

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Atticus_1354
Dec 10, 2006

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CharlestheHammer posted:

We don’t celebrate any specific veterans. Just like the idea of them i guess

Are you disrespecting the hero Chris Kyle who defended our freedoms and our superdome?

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