- EponymousMrYar
- Jan 4, 2015
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The enemy of my enemy is my enemy.
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Sumtimes when yet krumpin' stuff and decide to zog it all you get ta choose which way you zog off.
Ain't nothin' wrong wit dat.
As long as ya dun take too long.
Then yer the one gettin' frakked.
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Jan 27, 2016 23:18
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- NewMars
- Mar 10, 2013
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Truly we iz livin' in da greatest wurld of all.
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Jan 28, 2016 10:16
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- Ibblebibble
- Nov 12, 2013
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I WAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!!, I die, I WAAAAAAAGGGHHHH!!!!! again.
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Jan 28, 2016 11:35
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- Sally
- Jan 9, 2007
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Don't post Small Dash!
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Ork Kouncil, surely boss?
Of course not! Whaddayer think I am, a bleedin' Kremlin'? It's called a "hard c", ya git!
ZOG IT ALL AND LEG IT TO THE SPEECH GIVIN' GIT
Well at least some'o youze iz still Orkz. Dere was never any choice, really. I ain't no democratic-like Tau. Naw, dem greyskins got the wrong idea about War Councils. My way of thinkin' is dis: yer my council, and I'll tell yer all what we're gonna do. We're gonna zog it all'n head straight fer dere greyskin boss! Heh heh heh.
![](http://lpix.org/2372102/d532%2000.png)
Alright, Boyz, roight up da middle!
The Orkz! Stop them!
Heh, I can see youze up dere.
![](http://lpix.org/2372103/d532%2001.png)
Pathetic. Dem Stealth Boyz is tryern ta get da drop on us. I'll mark'em, you shoot'em!
Sure, boss.
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More ground troops, boss. We'ze gettin' close to some'o dere buildings.
![](http://lpix.org/2372108/d532%2006.png)
Oi, boss! We'ze trained up a whole buncha Shoota Boyz and Choppa Boyz at da base. Sendin'em your way!
![](http://lpix.org/2372109/d532%2007.png)
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Looks like we found some resistance. Knock it all down!
Has nobody seen O'Kais? We're in serious trouble here!
![](http://lpix.org/2372112/d532%2010.png)
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Fall back! Leave the outpost, we can't hold this position!
Hmm, it's too easy. Maybe I shouldn't'a sent da greyskin, O'Kais, all'o dem vidya games.
![](http://lpix.org/2372115/d532%2013.png)
Come on, we can stop them!
Fall back, it isn't worth it! Regroup around the Ethereal.
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More Boyz headin' yer way, Boss. It's a regular Waaaaagh!! up in here.
![](http://lpix.org/2372117/d532%2015.png)
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Oh look, it's da baby Squiggoth. Wotsyer name? Giggorly, or sumat stupid like that? Guess 'e's back fer anuvver round.
![](http://lpix.org/2372121/d532%2019.png)
Oops! I win again, heh heh!
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Welp, we're half way dere. Anyfing to report?
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Dey're tryin' ta use more tanks'n stuff. S'not workin'.
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Dey blow up real good.
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Base is under attack, Boss, but it's nothing. We'ze got tanks of our own now. I'll send'em yer way.
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Nah, don't bother. We're almost dere. We'll be done in a few minutes or so.
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Dis is it, Boyz! 'Ead on up dere and get me da head oh dat greyskin, On'el or whatever his name is.
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Nobody ever found O'Kais, did they?
Nope.
Well gently caress.
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It's a beautiful sight, all o'dem Orkz mowin' down dem greyskinz. Does me 'eart proud.
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O'Kais, where in my loving name are you?! O-Orkz? Ahhh, s-surrender or face the wrath of the Tau guns!
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You'll never defeat the Greater Good!
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Whether or not that's true, "never" is an awful long time. I'm more of'an 'ere'n now kinda Ork and in dis moment, I can at least make sure to remove yer soddin' head from yer body. You see, I really want ter add it to da end of me pointy stick!
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Ahhhhh, O'Kaieeeeeeee--
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F-for the--
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--Greater. Good...
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Hey, hey! Have no fear, O'Kais is here!
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Sorry I'm late, you guys. A "Secret Admirer" sent me copies of the new Age of Empires II expansion packs. Did you know there are new Age of Empires II expansion packs? I thought with The Conquerors expansion that that was it, but hell no. Two. Two loving new expansion packs. They dropped one in 2013 and another one last year. My god. I just couldn't believe it. Copies were gifted to me and I've been caught up ever since. Heh. Well, I'm here now, what did I miss?
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Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu--
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Uh, Aun'el is dead. We, uh--I hosed up. Let's, uh, get out of here.
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Everyone. Everyone evacuate. This is--*sigh*--this is so embarrassing.
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We'll take Aun'el back to Tau for burial.
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Aaaaand that's what really happened during the Dark Crusade. Gorgutz got bored and went on to cause trouble at Kaurava, I took the Tau back home, and every other faction was dead or defeated. I mean, yeah, the Blood Ravens like to go on and on about how they won. I think they're even starting to believe it themselves. You trust everything the Blood Ravens say, though? Thule didn't lose his eye to a Necron, that's for sure. No, in the end, Kronus was just kinda left alone. Neither the Tau nor the Imperium regained total control of it. It's just kinda been forgotten. Every side of the Dark Crusade considered the campaign a wash but each one claims it a victory for their side. For all we know, the Tyranids have swooped in and taken control over it.
Oh well. What's done is done. Thanks, War Council. It was good while it lasted. Now I go, my home planet needs me.
Sally fucked around with this message at 07:38 on Feb 27, 2016
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Feb 27, 2016 07:31
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- bunnyofdoom
- Mar 29, 2008
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[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
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Nooooooo! Gregory!
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Feb 27, 2016 07:34
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- Veloxyll
- May 3, 2011
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Fuck you say?!
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Aaaaand that's what really happened during the Dark Crusade. Gorgutz got bored and went on to cause trouble at Kaurava, I took the Tau back home, and every other faction was dead or defeated. I mean, yeah, the Blood Ravens like to go on and on about how they won. I think they're even starting to believe it themselves. You trust everything the Blood Ravens say, though? Thule didn't lose his eye to a Necron, that's for sure. No, in the end, Kronus was just kinda left alone. Neither the Tau nor the Imperium regained total control of it. It's just kinda been forgotten. Every side of the Dark Crusade considered the campaign a wash but each one claims it a victory for their side. For all we know, the Tyranids have swooped in and taken control over it.
See, da Orkz ain't big on HOLDIN territry. ya go in, av az good a scrap as da gitz'll give, nab the best bitz, an den go find anuvva fite.
The Eldar kinda lost.
Well. Lost a Farseer at least.
Though they did keep the Necrons in their beds. Not sure if that really counts as a win.
Veloxyll fucked around with this message at 08:17 on Feb 27, 2016
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Feb 27, 2016 07:56
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- Angry Lobster
- May 16, 2011
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Served with honor
and some clarified butter.
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The Eldar kinda lost.
Well. Lost a Farseer at least.
Though they did keep the Necrons in their beds. Not sure if that really counts as a win.
Every dead Eldar is a win for the galaxy.
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Feb 27, 2016 10:53
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- bunnyofdoom
- Mar 29, 2008
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[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
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Sally, what have I told you about abusing the laws of casuality for let's plays?
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Aug 29, 2016 06:04
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- bunnyofdoom
- Mar 29, 2008
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[b]BUNNIES ARE CUTE BUT DEADLY/b]
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t-that it's perfectly acceptable if used to make a dumb joke???
Yes. I'm glad you remembered. I had a cold that day and was stuffed up and was mangling my words due to the nyquil.
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