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buttholes all the way down
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Jul 28, 2022 23:29
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with suitably advanced technology the birds probably dont even need to flare their bases anymore they just beam it out
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Jul 28, 2022 23:36
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That's sort of tangentially related to one of the most discussed subjects in science fiction: how do starfleet personnel poop. Trek has never shown a bathroom or even a toilet, so it's assumed that they use a dedicated transporter device to just beam the waste out of people and into the matter reprocessing hoppers for the food synthesizers. The thing is, I find this totally plausible for a real civilization that is capable of bending time/space for FTL travel. Why the heck would they get stuff out of their butt the dirty way. It just makes sense.
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Jul 28, 2022 23:39
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in the nerd manuals for tng they had blueprints for the enterprise with bathrooms labeled they were labeled "head" because thats where u go for road head on the intergalactic highway 
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Jul 28, 2022 23:48
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and before u ask no im not a hit at parties
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Jul 28, 2022 23:49
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you know is? neil deGRASSe tyson 
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Jul 29, 2022 00:10
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SKULL.GIF posted:I've been making subtle inquiries about this stuff to people I know over the past few months. Nearly everyone has an experience where they saw something weird, or they know someone who swears they saw something inexplicable. I've gotten very little skeptical pushback, and when I do it's usually only from the reddit I bring it up to everyone and I swear it's one in ten people with a UFO experience.
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Jul 29, 2022 00:27
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Rudeboy Detective posted:That's sort of tangentially related to one of the most discussed subjects in science fiction: how do starfleet personnel poop. Trek has never shown a bathroom or even a toilet, so it's assumed that they use a dedicated transporter device to just beam the waste out of people and into the matter reprocessing hoppers for the food synthesizers. The transporter is locked onto their biosignatures at all times they are on the ship. They drop it in their pant and it's gone before touching cloth
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Jul 29, 2022 00:28
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legit lol at "winged cigar shape 1952"
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Jul 29, 2022 00:39
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Perry Mason Jar posted:I bring it up to everyone and I swear it's one in ten people with a UFO experience. Extraordinary experiences are a very human phenomenon. Uglycat has issued a correction as of 00:52 on Jul 29, 2022 |
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Jul 29, 2022 00:43
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Tekne posted:we will never know if the strange lady in the hollow boat was a cat or a fox woman The one I saw was average dome shaped but had lights from the one seen in new Mexico in the middle.  Neat chart!
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Jul 29, 2022 01:09
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I'd definitely want a small personal transporter right at the threshold of my anus so I get the physical feel and experience of making GBS threads but as it crosses into freedom it's instantly beamed into the waste disposal. Imagine the bridge crew were just randomly taking big dumps at any given time.
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Jul 29, 2022 01:38
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D-Pad posted:I'd definitely want a small personal transporter right at the threshold of my anus so I get the physical feel and experience of making GBS threads but as it crosses into freedom it's instantly beamed into the waste disposal. Imagine the bridge crew were just randomly taking big dumps at any given time. This is what makes the federation a utopia. Post scarcity and that just-poo poo feeling nonstop.
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Jul 29, 2022 01:45
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Jul 29, 2022 02:00
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A lot of those ufo shapes really could be some form of distortion or lensing Imagine the reflective water's surface when a drop hits it, stuff like that. Refractive envelope. Weird poo poo itt.
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Jul 29, 2022 02:24
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or a 5 dimensional object seen in 4d
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Jul 29, 2022 02:27
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UAPs are stored in the balls. This is why Lue thought people would be somber.
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Jul 29, 2022 02:31
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helta posted:UAPs are stored in the balls. This is why Lue thought people would be somber. USP unidentified scrotal phenomena
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Jul 29, 2022 02:34
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Wrinkly balls put me in touch with jrooti
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Jul 29, 2022 02:38
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What are the good high strangeness books? Not like Joe Rogan "whoa, what if we're in a video game"... Like, "what if our perceived universe is made of information from a higher dimension", and "how does consciousness affect reality" type stuff.
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Jul 29, 2022 02:56
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Start out with the Mothman Prophecies by John Keel. It's kinda the cornerstone of the modern phenomenon and so much high strangeness stuff draws from it, knowingly or unknowingly that you simply have to read it as foundation. From there, check out Hunt for the Skinwalker by Knapp and Kelleher. Read both with a critical eye mind you, there's a lot to not trust for a variety of reasons, but I'd argue that those two books are as foundational as anything, and they're both page turners to boot, so it's not like it's a hardship to go through them.
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Jul 29, 2022 03:38
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skewetoo posted:The one I saw was average dome shaped but had lights from the one seen in new Mexico in the middle. i couldn't tell the overall shape since it was both huge and long with the top obscured by creepy bright clouds to this day i still hope it will appear again so I can take bad pictures or even a crappy video
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Jul 29, 2022 03:39
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D-Pad posted:I'd definitely want a small personal transporter right at the threshold of my anus so I get the physical feel and experience of making GBS threads but as it crosses into freedom it's instantly beamed into the waste disposal. Imagine the bridge crew were just randomly taking big dumps at any given time. what if the transporter slips and teleports uranus
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Jul 29, 2022 03:55
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helta posted:UAPs are stored in the balls. This is why Lue thought people would be somber. Spergin Morlock posted:USP helta posted:Wrinkly balls put me in touch with jrooti the P'nutties cum from UY Scroti P'nutt is stored in the Scroti
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Jul 29, 2022 03:59
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Rudeboy Detective posted:This is what makes the federation a utopia. The vulcans used their logic and discipline to overcome their revulsion upon meeting TP-using savages. The Borg are an inhuman cyber plague because they remove your capacity to poo poo, and therefore to feel.
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Jul 29, 2022 04:29
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D-Pad posted:I'd definitely want a small personal transporter right at the threshold of my anus so I get the physical feel and experience of making GBS threads but as it crosses into freedom it's instantly beamed into the waste disposal. Imagine the bridge crew were just randomly taking big dumps at any given time. why do you want to poop just put the wormhole in my esophagus let my anus atrophy from lack of use like a naked mole rat's eyes, until it's a barely-perceptible pinprick between my cheeks
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Jul 29, 2022 04:41
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So I was just sitting in my car outside my house to smoke a bowl and saw a bunch of flashing orangeish lights travelling in a pattern. At first it was just 4 in a row side by side travelling in formation, and then I started seeing more after that, all travelling southward. I pulled up FlightRadar and there was nothing travelling in a southbound direction for miles, all I saw on there were a couple of commercial flights travelling westward that I could also see with my eyes. I've seen several more of the orange lights as I write this post. Took some lovely video, but not sure what to do with it. This was above the northwest Denver suburbs. I'm also noticing that there's basically no traffic to our local airport, which is unusual. The skies are actually pretty empty in general. I didn't hear any discernable noise from the lights either. Possibly drones? They seem to have finally tapered off. I did see a couple of them change direction in midair and then fade from view a couple seconds later. I'm uploading the videos to YouTube now, I'll pop the links up when they finish if there's interest. Edit: Here's the first video of a cluster of the lights, I think it was 4 at first and then one disappeared during it, but my lovely zoom skills were on display. Also there's an annoying streetlight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0AI82WmJEU And Edit 2: Here's the second video I took, just trying to follow one of the lights while keeping the streetlight as much out of the shot as possible. Couldn't tell if it just disappeared behind the tree or if its trajectory took it out of line of sight. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Asj0_sz-tgE Edit 3: Ah, fuckdammit, I think it's that goddamn Elon Musk again. loving Starlink pooping up the sky. Organic Lube User has issued a correction as of 05:08 on Jul 29, 2022 |
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Jul 29, 2022 04:45
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Organic Lube User posted:So I was just sitting in my car outside my house to smoke a bowl and saw a bunch of flashing orangeish lights travelling in a pattern. At first it was just 4 in a row side by side travelling in formation, and then I started seeing more after that, all travelling southward. I pulled up FlightRadar and there was nothing travelling in a southbound direction for miles, all I saw on there were a couple of commercial flights travelling westward that I could also see with my eyes. I've seen several more of the orange lights as I write this post. Took some lovely video, but not sure what to do with it. This was above the northwest Denver suburbs. there's interest the interest is me, give me the videos
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Jul 29, 2022 04:50
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Well I got dall e access and i can probably gently caress with it once i get off work, and make the less insane pnut dreams ive had into art The horny ones are for the nsfw thread tho
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Jul 29, 2022 04:59
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i forgot to post this earlier but wrt starfleet pooping: during the enterprise's first encounter with the borg, the borg steal + assimilate a toilet  edit: why did nobody inform me theres a nsfw thread, horned up goons sounds like the biggest trainwreck since groverhaus blatman has issued a correction as of 05:09 on Jul 29, 2022 |
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Jul 29, 2022 05:06
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poisonpill posted:What are the good high strangeness books? Not like Joe Rogan "whoa, what if we're in a video game"... Like, "what if our perceived universe is made of information from a higher dimension", and "how does consciousness affect reality" type stuff. there's one that i forget the name of and is somewhere on the internet for free where satan and idk metatron are ~12-dimensional sapient hyperweapons created by like 23-dimensional ultra beings to fight some kinda incomprehensible conflict or other. These dimensions include multiple dimensions of time. Also somebody really hosed up so they keep modifying what we perceive to be the laws of physics as part of the conflict. I think at one point they "roll up" the universe so nothing else can get in or leave until their problem gets hashed out? They're basically playing chess but have the ability to also change the rules and the pieces and the board, and this has some lovely consequences for us that eventually gets fixed, like we're retrocausially disconnected from the real world because somebody will have ran an annoying particle physics experiment that distracted these entities or w/e. iirc this book i'm thinking of is not from the author who wrote Unsong and i just think of them together because they pull certain esoteric themes and put them in a new context. It's a not super great work but it was sorta alright and I don't regret reading it. Probably not strange in the way you mean, at best it brushes up against it.
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Jul 29, 2022 05:13
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Organic Lube User posted:So I was just sitting in my car outside my house to smoke a bowl and saw a bunch of flashing orangeish lights travelling in a pattern. At first it was just 4 in a row side by side travelling in formation, and then I started seeing more after that, all travelling southward. I pulled up FlightRadar and there was nothing travelling in a southbound direction for miles, all I saw on there were a couple of commercial flights travelling westward that I could also see with my eyes. I've seen several more of the orange lights as I write this post. Took some lovely video, but not sure what to do with it. This was above the northwest Denver suburbs. musk you ignoramus you're loving it up for the UAP thread
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Jul 29, 2022 05:16
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SniperWoreConverse posted:musk you ignoramus I mean, the lights did seem to be under the cloud layer, and satellites shouldn't change direction like I saw happen, I don't think, but what do I know?
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Jul 29, 2022 05:23
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my bony fealty posted:Yeh gonna do some learning about which birds I can and cannot piss off safely  Riot Bimbo posted:Well I got dall e access and i can probably gently caress with it once i get off work, and make the less insane pnut dreams ive had into art
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Jul 29, 2022 05:28
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An out of body i had a month+ ago was a thing where greys were in my bedroom and kept messing with me and i got real mad and said GOD DAMMIT J'ROOTI and one of the greys visibly changed its and they finally hosed off it was pretty funny I am absolutely running it thru dall e
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Jul 29, 2022 05:32
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Organic Lube User posted:So I was just sitting in my car outside my house to smoke a bowl and saw a bunch of flashing orangeish lights travelling in a pattern. At first it was just 4 in a row side by side travelling in formation, and then I started seeing more after that, all travelling southward. I pulled up FlightRadar and there was nothing travelling in a southbound direction for miles, all I saw on there were a couple of commercial flights travelling westward that I could also see with my eyes. I've seen several more of the orange lights as I write this post. Took some lovely video, but not sure what to do with it. This was above the northwest Denver suburbs. That's not even remotely Starlink. Not at all what it looks like, behaves like, not at that brightness/size, etc. It could absolutely have a prosaic explanation but it's not Starlink. It was interesting how they changed altitude several times and weren't moving exclusively horizontally.
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Jul 29, 2022 05:40
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blatman posted:i forgot to post this earlier but wrt starfleet pooping: God bless that anonymous effects person.
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Jul 29, 2022 05:50
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 okay i like this
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Jul 29, 2022 07:24
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also neat
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Jul 29, 2022 07:27
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Does anyone have a link to that website that lays out all the uap quotes?
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