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A famous person will die in 2015. Steve Buscemi? It's in the cards
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George Zimmer posted:A famous person will die in 2015. Steve Buscemi? It's in the cards Untitled Celebrity Death Pool (2015)
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drat, it's got Colton Dunn? Definitely a must watch
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George Zimmer posted:A famous person will die in 2015. Steve Buscemi? It's in the cards Want to freak people out? Here's a way to do it. Have a card in your wallet accurately predicting the day of your death. All you have to do is have a supply of cards. Every morning, take a card and write "This is the day I die:" and put that day's date. Then, if you accidentally get hit by a bus or succumb to severe coffee burns at McDonalds, you will have a card with that day on it. When the cops or EMTs check you out and look through your wallet for ID and cash, you will freak them out. If you don't die that day, chuck the card and fill out another the next day.
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Woof!
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was expecting the franch fry, a fry filled with ranch doesnt get much better than 'chup
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Rajjoble posted:was expecting the franch fry, a fry filled with ranch Gotta leave something for 2016 otherwise our lives are......... meaningless
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March 15 – Taylor Swift drops a previously unannounced acoustic version of 1989 April 14 – Ceasefire brokered between Israel and Hamas April 15 – Wait nope, never mind May 5 – Goatse goes mainstream June 7 – The Late Show with Steven Colbert debuts to lukewarm ratings. My parents remain loyal to Jimmy Fallon. July 8 – Supreme Court rules capital punishment unconstitutional, institutes capital rape ![]() September 27 – Simultaneous bombings at several televised college football games Nov 29 – KFC gets exclusive MTN Dew flavor (Cranberry Blast)
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Jan 20 - george rr martin release a new game of thrones book early much to everyones surprise jan 21 - everyone reads the book and finds out all of the characters die in the first 2 chapters and are replaced by lovable clowns april 13 - slobadon malosavich, yassir arafat, and will smith star in a new movie about starting a marshmellow company in north korea may 4 - scientology revealed to be a hoax after l ron hubbard comes back from a lengthy vacation in missouri july 28 - us president barak obama learns of a secret plot to create a ranch filled pizza and has all invovled assasinated by the cia september 30 - thepireatebay opens its first retail location in guam october 9 - smartphonese declared illegal after hackers learn how to blow up all batteries remotely on comman, useage of beepers increassed rapidly december 25 - christmas cancelled by the jews after a massive political upheval in the us and esewhere
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March 3 - beef tendon becomes the new bacon, romanian "Mujdei" the new sriracha.
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What the...
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October 3rd: A Starwar betamax is shot by Obama in an attempt to prevent further condiment related inventions.. October 5th: A starwar betamax is wired into a dreadnought and continues his service to the Emperor.
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June 23rd - Mahmoud Ahmadinejad holds a long speech that captivates the world. No one can remember what he said and all tapes are deleted. He finishes the speech by coming out as homosexual.
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august 15th: anime intensifies
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march 29: a robot learns to love. but he loves a same sex robot and conservatives asks if science has gone too far.
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April 3rd: Vince McMahon reveals himself to be the god-emperor of mankind. Space marines descend from the skies but land in the oceans and die. April 4th: World order remains unchanged. Vince McMahon gets bored and buys an SA account. April 16th: Vince McMahon is loved by all goons. He leads a coup against lowtax and defeats the goon-lord with a pile-driver. April 17th: lowtax swears revenge. April 20th: Adolf Hitler rises from his grave. April 22nd: Hitler fucks some homeless dude, returns to his grave once more. April 32nd: Emperor McMahon discovers that lowtax still legally owns Something Awful. Vince gets permabanned from SA. lowtax becomes the goon-lord once more. McMahon gets frustrated and goes back to the WWE. May 1st: World order still unchanged.
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A new and exciting gray-market recreational drug will hit shelves as a type of wig powder, with many interesting and unintended side effects. ![]() ![]()
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December 6: Hanukkah begins
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13 December 2015 - 1 year aniversary of me 5ing this thread
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Syndic Thrass posted:13 December 2015 - 1 year aniversary of me 5ing this thread In a hundred years this will be a bigger holiday than Christmas and Hanukkah combined. We should all be very proud to have been on the ground floor of this world changing game changer.
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The gam has change
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# ? Jun 19, 2024 05:00 |
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Doctor J Off posted:A star war beta man you are doing a great job and we all appreciate it
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