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bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015

Vapor Moon posted:

No more lol'ing at Trump for me, time to lol at the poors with my friend Jesus.

Ha! Melanie is using a private email server! We got her!

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HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

bird with big dick posted:

people still complaining about Nate silver are turbo cspam mods

haha fair enough im done thank you for snapping me out of it, I'm just pretty worried that presidential politics has become impossible to model, because of the stakes, players and money involved. Also the abject stupidity of the American electorate including myself apparently. I also worry that the people predicting these politics have a vested interest in not admitting it.

HugeGrossBurrito fucked around with this message at 00:39 on Jan 30, 2019

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

lol I just noticed he spelled it global "waming"

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Catastrophe posted:

lol I just noticed he spelled it global "waming"

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
melanie! wam up some hamberders!

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









schmug posted:

is it me or does that look like a colon?

haha it even has a johnson

it is the colon amercia got pooped out of lol

morningdrew
Jul 18, 2003

It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

America's the colon, trumps the dick

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Catastrophe posted:

lol I just noticed he spelled it global "waming"

I think he's dumb or something

Jel Shaker
Apr 19, 2003

government shutdown when?

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

sebmojo posted:

it is the colon amercia got pooped out of lol

sorry about my dumb brain Grindcore says hi

Gadzuko
Feb 14, 2005
lmao trump is literally making policy based on some stuff he saw while fast forwarding through the boring parts of Sicario 2

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...4b0d9f9be687570

quote:

President Donald Trump has been obsessively repeating a horror tale of trafficked women in cars at the southern border, their mouths taped shut, so they “can’t even breathe.” The problem is that trafficked women and border officials apparently have no idea what he’s talking about. Now Rachel Maddow, along with some media outlets, believe it could be possible that Trump witnessed it with his very own eyes — on the violent movie “Sicario: Day of the Soldado.”

The film shows such a scene at the Mexican border, eerily similar to what Trump has described. There is also a scene of Muslim prayer rugs in the southern desert, which has also popped up in a Trump tweet. He has talked about the smugglers’ amazing cars, just like in the movie.

https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1089786161994838016
https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1089789059470368768
https://twitter.com/ALT_uscis/status/1089795323969585153

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright
pffffffff both CNN and MSNBC decide to quit covering Sarah Sanders press conferences

https://www.washingtonpost.com/opin...m=.451f5a1eb85c

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:lol: owned

https://mobile.twitter.com/DanielStrauss4/status/1090380689856516097


quote:

Tulsi Gabbard’s presidential campaign hasn’t officially launched yet but it’s already melting down.

Two-and-a-half weeks after she told CNN she had decided to run for the White House—an announcement that even her own staff didn’t know was coming, after weeks of debating the timing of the rollout—the 37-year-old congresswoman has struggled to contain the chaos.

Campaign manager Rania Batrice and Gabbard’s consulting firm Revolution Messaging are set to depart after this weekend’s official kickoff in Hawaii, two sources familiar with the situation told POLITICO. Gabbard is leaning on her sister, Vrindavan, to fill the void.

When Gabbard did finally announce that she would make a 2020 run, her team was blindsided. "I have decided to run and will be making a formal announcement within the next week," she told CNN on a Friday night in a pre-taped interview for “The Van Jones Show.”

The Gabbard campaign website was not fully set to go live. Social media posts weren’t ready to be sent out. And Gabbard hadn’t signed off on the launch video.

The surprise announcement left Gabbard's aides working frantically on a Friday night to get everything up online. Jones himself was surprised by her announcement and did not expect it to come on his show, but added that he was delighted that she made it there.
In the days after the CNN announcement, the campaign appeared to be frozen. Gabbard’s Instagram page occasionally posted 2020-style videos as she traveled back and forth between Hawaii and Washington for votes. But unlike other likely or declared candidates, Gabbard didn’t follow up her announcement with a trip to any of the early 2020 presidential primary states, a routine move for any federal officeholder thinking about running for president.

Meanwhile, the congresswoman is under fire back home after picking a fight with Sen. Mazie Hirono, and a prominent Democratic state lawmaker is already challenging Gabbard in next year’s congressional primary. That means she faces the possibility of losing the presidential race and her House seat as well

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
Holy poo poo. Bigly brains cribbed his national security briefings from Sicario 2, lmao.

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









HugeGrossBurrito posted:

sorry about my dumb brain Grindcore says hi

no worries man we cool

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Holy poo poo. Bigly brains cribbed his national security briefings from Sicario 2, lmao.

lol what if that's just what they're showing him

schmug
May 20, 2007

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Holy poo poo. Bigly brains cribbed his national security briefings from Sicario 2, lmao.

FoxNews for his domestic policy, Hollywood for his foreign

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Gadzuko posted:

lmao trump is literally making policy based on some stuff he saw while fast forwarding through the boring parts of Sicario 2

https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entr...4b0d9f9be687570


I suspected that was just some poo poo he saw in a movie that he conflated with reality, Reagan-style. good to see the actual receipts though.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Holy poo poo. Bigly brains cribbed his national security briefings from Sicario 2, lmao.

they should make a sicario 3 where benecio talks about gun control and universal health care

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

sebmojo posted:

no worries man we cool

lol thank you.

Anyway Sicaro 2 is real and its time to panic

schmug
May 20, 2007

Nothus
Feb 22, 2001

Buglord

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Holy poo poo. Bigly brains cribbed his national security briefings from Sicario 2, lmao.

Stephen Miller told him it was a documentary.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Holy poo poo. Bigly brains cribbed his national security briefings from Sicario 2, lmao.

ugh even more reasons to hate that crap film (the first one owned, Villeneuve forever)

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames
:siren: THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WATCHED SICARIO: DAY OF THE SOLDADO AND DEPLOYED THE ACTUAL US MILITARY TO GO FIGHT THE FICTIONAL VILLAINS OF THE MOVIE :siren:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
If I acted "presidential" at this point in my life, I'd be fired from work, get kicked out of the house, and probably shot by blue-stripes. Then I would blame everyone but myself.

trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Holy poo poo. Bigly brains cribbed his national security briefings from Sicario 2, lmao.

:hmbol:

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug
please don't be alarmed but the president has dementia

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

This is an example of how not to tweet a story

https://mobile.twitter.com/katiecouric/status/1090401109850476544

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea


Dead Beef posted:

please don't be alarmed but the president has dementia

Total Party Kill
Aug 25, 2005

someone show him ghostbusters please esp the court scene

Catastrophe
Oct 5, 2007

Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

SHARIA LAW SCHOOL posted:

someone show him ghostbusters please esp the court scene

"And, today, I'd like to announce the formation of Ghost Force."

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Space Ghost Force

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Diaper Force number One

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

[Extremely Nate Silver voice] "there's only a 5% chance Hillary can lose 2016!"

Lol forever @ ignoring bill clinton's advice to campaign in states to get votes & win them

LordSloth
Mar 7, 2008

Disgruntled (IT) Employee
genuine lol
https://twitter.com/noaaclimate/status/1090263390503596032?s=21

normally we’d assume this is aimed at children, but no, this is America and everybody loving knows who this is aimed at

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

:kingsley::kingsley::kingsley:

https://mobile.twitter.com/SebGorka/status/1090407383959068673
https://mobile.twitter.com/dbongino/status/1090363033963163648
https://mobile.twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1090379058003828736
https://mobile.twitter.com/RealSaavedra/status/1090360859207954433

Bushmaori
Mar 8, 2009
all johnsons have colons but not all colons have johnsons

The Anime Liker
Aug 8, 2009

by VideoGames

Vim Fuego posted:

Lol forever @ ignoring bill clinton's advice to campaign in states to get votes & win them

If Hillary campaigned in Michigan and Wisconsin then we'd be engaged in a proxy war with Russia instead of living on the edge of our seats praying no one shows our president Terminator 2 because he'll try to nuke electronics companies to stop Skynet.

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Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000


Ultra Carp

Nothus posted:

Stephen Miller told him it was a documentary.

Obviously this

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