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Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004



This is the tale of Smith








and so it began


His name is Smith. He is an average Joe. Some pictures:





Why so glum, chum?










EDIT: The saga continues on page 6!

EDIT2: More, bottom of page 6

EDIT3: Blah blah blah page 8

EDIT4: Another one, bottom-ish page 9

EDIT5: page 11

EDIT6: The exciting conclusion, page 12 somewhere

Xy Hapu fucked around with this message at May 17, 2005 around 02:16

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DJYar
Jul 13, 2004

Cunning like fuck

Thanks for brightening my day. :cry:

SirLoin
Mar 9, 2004

Let all your conscious go and blow it by the O


Nicely done. For some reason I can't stop smiling now.

Mr. Clark2
Sep 17, 2003

Rocco sez: Oh man, what a bummer. Woof.


Brilliant, simply brilliant.

Everybody smash up your seats and rock to this brand new beat

Duey
Sep 5, 2004

A little C4, knockin' at your door

Everyone wait for smith004 on May 12th! We must all welcome him with open arms!

Gemini Laser
Aug 15, 2004

BZZZZT


That's fantastic, he looks so dejected :emo:

Carpet
Apr 1, 2005
Scientology - It's the gift that keeps on taking!

I liked the drawings. Especially the first one with the spinny hat. More please.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

Beware the man who has lived longer than the Wasteland.

Read paragraph 65.


That was so profoundly depressing that I will even refrain from saying "don't forget the Sandalwood Box" as I was going to say once I got here.

Hmm.

But really, wow. Those pictures make me sad, particularly for some reason the fact that he turns back into an infant again after beginning to grow up.

Terpsichore
Apr 29, 2005
How 'bout .... no?

I wanna hug him!

(The wetting of his diaper was funny - just the look on his face!)

Gravitee
Nov 20, 2003

I just put money in the Magic Fingers!

Nap Ghost

I like simple art - so elementary yet so profound. Reminds me of Exploding Dog.

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004



Oops, forgot to upload s4, fixed. Also, thanks to Completely Free Hosting dot com for hosting.

Ashwat
Nov 11, 2004

Behold the cuteness.

The last panel is awesome. He looks sad, but resigned, as if he knew this was coming.

Simply amazing. Depressing and funny at the same time.

smith7800
Sep 25, 2004


You should'nt draw such things about my brother!
Great poo poo, by the way.

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AlbertHerring
Oct 10, 2003

king of the may more like governor of virginia


Ooooooh, you're good.

free sandwich
Apr 24, 2005

I can't get enough

That was pretty good.

Git
Aug 21, 2004



I'm confused as to why I found that funny, but I did. Thank you for providing me with a smile.

Vio
Jan 2, 2005

I like being the underdog; it suits me well.

Now I'm going to think of him every time an introduction thread gets gassed. :(

I hope someone actually registers the name and makes a good gimmick out of it, it's definitely got potential.

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004



Oh god, I bet someone's going to register it and make a thread with just ":(" then get banned.

This is actually supposed to be an mspaint thread, I guess I failed to communicate that.





















wildmamboqueen
May 31, 2001

mad about the mage

Oh, Smith, will you ever win?

Jerkburger
Aug 24, 2004

by Ozma


That crazy man just can't win, can he??

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KageKouen
May 2, 2003

Lazy monocles a poppin'!

HAHAHA, boner-smith is the hardest I've laughed all week. Although boner-smith plus openfly-smith would be twice as dangerous.

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002



He is now dead.

Only registered members can see post attachments!

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004



Are you mad or something, that's clearly an impostor.

I'll concede there's a resemblance, though.

KipDynamite
Sep 11, 2001
Vote For Pedro

who is Smith's arch-nemesis????

he seems crafty enough, toppling trees on smith, attempted assassinations, online flaming, cutting chunks out of Smith's beautiful locks...someone has to be behind it all!!

Laporte Fan
Oct 5, 2001

PRAY THAT MY PASTEY WHITE ASS GETS INTO THE C.H.P. OR I WILL HAMMER YOUR CHILD'S FAC

This is simply amazing.

giblets
Dec 17, 2002



That's quite good, you know, you are a talented chap. And a handsome one too, I'll wager :monocle:

He described the experiance as a velvet back-loader was shoveling him. Then he got all ticklish and his skin was "made of smurfs"

Xy Hapu
Mar 7, 2004



Smith's nemesis is none other than life itself.

There is a whole lot of smith in all of us





ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-


Outstanding...these have an uncanny resemblance to those one comics.(ya know the unicorn power thingy)

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Nimb00da
Apr 17, 2004

The cat problem in the park is Malthusian in scope, Randy.

Poor Smith, he can't get anything right

Egg Rolls
Sep 21, 2004

So you never wrestled before?

I don't see how this tale can end in any other way than Smith's suicide.

ChubbyEmoBabe
Sep 6, 2003

-=|NMN|=-


You'd be sad too if you had no nose and no toilet paper to wipe with.

Captain Corny
Dec 15, 2000



poor guy :(

M.C. Lame
May 8, 2004
JUST GIVE ME THE CHANCE TO BE A SHITTY POSTER, I BEG OF YOU!!

quote:

Xy Hapu came out of the closet to say:
Smith's nemesis is none other than life itself.

http://jupiter.walagata.com/w/xyh/sad17.jpg

:(

Poor smith, he needs a banner ad.

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concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax


Grimey Drawer

This is genious.

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MarshallX
Apr 13, 2004


smith, you need to see one of those "my life sucks" doctors. they can work miracles, even on you old friend

reflir
Oct 29, 2004

So don't. Stay here with me.

I was going to draw Smith having his heart broken by a girl, but then decided not to. Smith is just too sad already, I couldn't bring myself to do it :(

"These eskimos are chewing hides and carving bone spears, and this block of hash worth two billion dollars comes walking through the snow saying over and over. 'No, I don't.'"

Captain Corny
Dec 15, 2000



I really really like this panel for some reason.

WillieWestwood
Jun 23, 2004

Happy Thanksgiving!


I feel for the guy, you know? He's the Everyman for this decade.

Good stuff.

Hehehe, nice thread quote. :)

mark84
Dec 31, 2004
I listened to YATTA back when they were underground.

I thought this was going to be a hilarious mspaint about Will Smith. But yes, this is genious.

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lat
May 24, 2003
np pimp


Oh poor Smith, you're luck will turn around one of these days... OR WILL IT?!


This space needs more Kirby.
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