The Ten SA Vs. FARK finalists

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fixelbrumpf: May 26, 2001

I confess that the CS one almost had me in tears...

# ? Jan 28, 2002 21:00

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# ? May 8, 2024 01:52

Rodya: Jul 26, 2001; Wanna dress you up in my love

Good choices, but I'm suprised that Who Ate the Baby didn't make it. I think StarkRavingMad created that one. I couldn't stop laughing. And I agree with everyone who mentioned Dexter's Abortion clinic. That was one of the best entries.

# ? Jan 28, 2002 21:08

Evang: Nov 1, 2000; No Beezer, no Mellanby, but it's still Year of the Rat!

Master P's Theater is a brilliant play on words and by far the wittiest. It's just so fuckin' perfect and diametrically opposed to the origin source. Haven't laughed that hard at a photoshoppery in a while, great job!

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# ? Jan 28, 2002 21:23

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
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http://forums.linkinpark.com/showthread.php?threadid=125009

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PWNED! :D

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# ? Jan 28, 2002 21:24

Elder Postsman: Aug 30, 2000; i used hot bot to search for "teens"

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glasyalabolas came out of the closet to say:
quote:
kekeke Korea came out of the closet to say:
KEKEKEKEKEKE VERY FUNNY!111 =^___________^=
How original.

I thought people only said stuff like that as joke. I had no idea. Good lord.

# ? Jan 28, 2002 21:56

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Fistgrrl came out of the closet to say:

I hope you look at the frontpage today.*

*Everyday, dammit!

In my defense the front page had yet to be updated but the runners-up had already been posted when I said that. Upon seeing the front page I giggled with glee like the large manly schoolgirl dressed as Sailor Moon that I am.

# ? Jan 28, 2002 22:34

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

What ever happened to the idea I floated around a while ago to host the SA vs FARK contest on Tech TV live?

Maybe I'll just go finish crying in the corner now...

# ? Jan 28, 2002 22:43

elpintogrande: Sep 3, 2000

ShadowHawk, I didn't have the time to organize a SLUTS operation.

# ? Jan 28, 2002 22:45

ShadowHawk: Jun 25, 2000; CERTIFIED PRE OWNED TESLA OWNER

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elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:
ShadowHawk, I didn't have the time to organize a SLUTS operation.

Thank you. I still love you. Here is an Ascii smiley for you:

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# ? Jan 28, 2002 23:19

Stefan Prodan: Jan 7, 2002; I deeply respect you as a human being... Some day I'm gonna make you *Mrs* Buck Turgidson!; Grimey Drawer

How did E/ARRRR not make it?
That was my second favorite, next to Master P's theatre, a printout of which currently resides on my dorm room door, above the printout of E/ARRR and below the printout of Dark Side of the Ernest.

And no, I do not lie and say I made them. I freely admit that I have no photoshopping skills whatsoever, and must download the funny of other, more talented goons.

Stefan Prodan fucked around with this message at 20:11 on Feb 6, 2002

# ? Feb 6, 2002 20:08

NOT_A_VIRUS.EXE: Dec 10, 2001; I send you this file in order to have your advice!

quote:

Stefan Prodan came out of the closet to say:
How did E/ARRRR not make it?
That was my second favorite, next to Master P's theatre, a printout of which currently resides on my dorm room door, above the printout of E/ARRR and below the printout of Dark Side of the Ernest.

And no, I do not lie and say I made them. I freely admit that I have no photoshopping skills whatsoever, and must download the funny of other, more talented goons.

Delayed Reaction Syndrome?

# ? Feb 6, 2002 20:35

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elpintogrande came out of the closet to say:

Axe Maniac's - Spongebob Tampon

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Kids: AYE AYE CAPTAIN!!!
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Captain: Who lives in a cabinet under the sink?
Kids: SPONGEBOB TAMPON!!!
Captain: Absorbitant, yellow, and covered in pink?
Kids: SPONGEBOB TAMPON!!!
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# ? Feb 7, 2002 15:03