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<link href="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/annoy.css" rel="stylesheet" type="text/css"><embed src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/mammoth3.swf" hidden="true">><div id="Layer2" style="position:absolute; left:695px; top:571px; width:512px; height:539px; z-index:2"><p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/frolixoverseer.gif" width="500" height="738"></p><p><font color="#CCFF00" size="5"><strong><em>Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets. <br>Matthew vii. 12. </em></strong></font></p></div> <div id="Layer3" style="position:absolute; left:404px; top:5596px; width:548px; height:558px; z-index:3"><p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/cobweb.gif" width="325" height="355"></p> <p><strong><em>LOOK OUT! THIS PART OF THE THREAD IS HAUNTED!</em></strong></p></div> <div id="Layer4" style="position:absolute; left:145px; top:8223px; width:559px; height:1090px; z-index:4; background-color: #FF00FF; layer-background-color: #FF00FF; border: 1px none #000000;"><p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/hillbilly.jpg" width="200" height="190">ADMINSTRATOR ZACK PARSONS' (not pictured) PLANE WAS SHOT DOWN OVER THE SEA OF JAPAN. THERE WERE NO SURVIVORS.<img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/hillbilly.jpg" width="695" height="659"></p> <p>THIS IMAGE IS NOT WHAT YOU THINK I APOLOGIZE</p> </div> <div id="Layer5" style="position:absolute; left:133px; top:4494px; width:894px; height:899px; z-index:5; background-color: #666666; layer-background-color: #666666; border: 1px none #000000;"> <p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/Time_Traveler.jpg" width="320" height="240" align="middle">IF THE TERRORISTS WERE TO DEVELOP A TIME MACHINE</p> <p>NO ONE COULD EVER HOPE TO STOP THEM <img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/Time_Traveler2.jpg" width="320" height="240" align="middle"></p> <p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/Time_Traveler3.jpg" width="320" height="240" align="middle"> EXCEPT MAYBE A COWBOY</p> <p>BUT YOU KNOW HOW THEY ARE <img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/Time_Traveler4.jpg" width="320" height="240" align="middle"></p> </div> <div id="Layer6" style="position:absolute; 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left:30px; top:11020px; width:805px; height:1510px; z-index:10; background-color: #CCFF00; layer-background-color: #CCFF00; border: 1px none #000000;"> <p>WE WILL ROUND UP THE TERRORISTS AND KILL THEM</p> <p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/wanted.jpg" width="400" height="500"><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/wanted2.jpg" width="400" height="500"><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/wanted3.jpg" width="400" height="500"><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/wanted4.jpg" width="400" height="500"></p> <p>AND THE WORLD WILL BE A BETTER PLACE</p> <p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/batmobile-1966.gif" width="672" height="352"></p> <p>p.s. i have stolen the plans to the batmobile and this summer me and my uncle are going to build one and then gotham will be ours</p> <p> </p> <p> </p> </div> <div id="Layer11" style="position:absolute; left:675px; top:396px; width:24px; height:169px; 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PLEASE PUT YOUR SEATBELTS ON UNTIL THE PHYSICAL ACT OF LOVE IS OVER.</em></font></div></div><div id="Layer27" style="position:absolute; left:1962px; top:13274px; width:510px; height:224px; z-index:28; background-color: #00FFFF; layer-background-color: #00FFFF; border: 1px none #000000;"><font color="#FF00FF" size="6">DEA CHIEF WILLIAM S SESSIONS SAYS: "GOOD POSTERS DON'T USE DRUGS!"</font></div><div id="Layer28" style="position:absolute; left:46px; top:13585px; width:730px; height:905px; z-index:29"><p>JOSH'S BOOKMARKS:</p><p>1. THE YAHOO SEARCH ENGINE:</p> <p><iframe width="800" height="600" src="http://www.yahoo.com"></iframe></p></div><p><img src="http://josh.secretmoonbase.com/clunkbin/mammoth3/boa.gif" width="320" height="480" align="absmiddle"><font color="#00FF00" size="7" face="Geneva, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif"><em><strong>UFF! UFF! UFF!</strong></em></font></p>
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:11 |
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WE WERE SOMEWHERE AROUND BARSTOW WHEN THE DRUGS BEGAN TO TAKE HOLD
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:12 |
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Well played.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:15 |
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quote:Vio came out of the closet to say: thank you for the new masturbation material
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:15 |
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posting
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:17 |
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[img]tito.fuckyouanddie.com/moof.gif[/img]
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:19 |
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YOU WHORE post nudes ----------------
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:25 |
And then everybody died. Except for me. Divorces make me sad in the pants, though. :(
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:31 |
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Wow, is this some exclusive club?
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:33 |
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well ok
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:35 |
bam!
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:35 |
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Wow, that was excellent. Will seed for life.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:35 |
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Oh I see.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:36 |
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You should have done it over IM
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:36 |
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quote:Livestock came out of the closet to say:
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:36 |
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what
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:36 |
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plz
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:36 |
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Sorry to hear that. Go to a singles bar to celebrate.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:37 |
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Oh my goodness. Gullible.info for all your trivial needs.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:37 |
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I was actually in a fight with my girlfriend until I saw this thread.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:37 |
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p.s. i have stolen the plans to the batmobile and this summer me and my uncle are going to build one and then gotham will be ours
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:37 |
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sweet
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:37 |
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I am confused and strangely aroused by this.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:38 |
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what the poo poo is this
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:38 |
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quote:Arch Stanton came out of the closet to say: This thread resembles my first webpage
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:39 |
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Even after the headache began to manifest and devour my brain, I perservered in reading all of the replies. As far as the whole wife thing goes, you probably had it coming.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:39 |
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what the hell is going on with this thread
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:40 |
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:40 |
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These threads always make me feel like I've been sucked into another dimension.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:40 |
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Week Nine Picks Steelers vs. Eagles - Robble robble roflburg special sauce
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:40 |
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Posting in a legendary Oh my god it's full of stars....
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:41 |
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:cry:
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:41 |
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First Brad & Jen... and now this.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:41 |
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this thread kicks rear end!!
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:41 |
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Hmm.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:42 |
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I am sincerely sorry for your breakup, Livestock. Myself, I feel like monogamous relationships can be a bit of a trap sometimes, as it's rather difficult for a man to stick to one woman. After all, we weren't really designed to have marriages in the Darwinian sense of life, to be sure. We were meant to spray our sperm everywhere, and hope that some of it leads to life. Except for the homos. Anyway, goondolences. I hope she understands your perspective.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:42 |
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This should replace the default SA forum skin.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:42 |
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Wow. That's bad news, man. Good luck. That's also some bad crazy HTML you're slinging. Be safe.
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# ? Jan 16, 2005 07:43 |