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Directed by: Francis Patrick Creighton Starring: None. This was the single worst movie that I've ever watched in the entirety of my life. To start off with, the title is misleading to the point of being ludicrous. This movie barely involves any vampires, and barely any Malibu Beach. Basically this is a movie about some kind of ambiguous relationship between some girls in bikinis and some chin-in-a-suit guy who is getting impeached, or interviewed, or fellated, or something that requires you to sit at a desk full of microphones. I honestly don't know what the point of this movie is. I think it might have been some kind of political satire. To make matters even worse, the movie starts off with a neverending preview of itself. You will see the majority of the horrible images that make up this movie at least twice. Oh, and I hope you like the song "Beach Blanket Bingo", because you're going to hear it in your dreams for the rest of your life. I know I will. 0/5. There's no quality of this movie that redeems it in any way. RATING: 0 PROS: None. CONS: Bad camera work, bad acting, bad story, bad dialogue ADDITIONAL INFORMATION: http://imdb.com/title/tt0362843/
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